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(WFTV Orlando)   Florida man breaks in, strips down to underwear, and then jumps into crocodile pool at alligator farm. But don't worry, folks. The crocodiles are okay   ( wftv.com) divider line
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2018-11-06 03:27:57 PM  
he just caiman like he owned the place
 
2018-11-06 04:50:23 PM  
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2018-11-06 05:04:25 PM  
Crocodile pool?

I thought they were called 'whiles'.
 
2018-11-06 05:56:43 PM  
The TV reporter uses the #FloridaMan hashtag LOL
 
2018-11-06 06:00:49 PM  
The St Augustine Alligator Farm is actually more of a zoo than a "farm" and for anyone curious it is about 10 times better than that shiatty gatorland that is outside of Orlando. If you're going to go to one of these places avoid gator land at all costs - you'll thank me later.

/they have every species of alligator and crocodile from around the world, plus tons of other snakes, reptiles, and birds.
 
2018-11-06 06:12:13 PM  
 
2018-11-06 06:12:46 PM  

Lumber Jack Off: The St Augustine Alligator Farm is actually more of a zoo than a "farm" and for anyone curious it is about 10 times better than that shiatty gatorland that is outside of Orlando. If you're going to go to one of these places avoid gator land at all costs - you'll thank me later.


Agreed, from recent personal experience. St. Augustine is educational fun by professionals. Gatorland is tacky tourism junk.
 
2018-11-06 06:12:55 PM  
I was judging a skateboard contest at the surf shop across A1A from the alligator farm. Some of the younger kids asked if wanted to sneak into the alligator farm with them. I was judging so I told them no , and that it sounded like a bad idea. They ran across A1A and the parking lot, climbed the fence then they all came flying back over the fence. When I realized no one had gotten bitten i just pointed at them and laughed and laughed.
 
2018-11-06 06:13:28 PM  
Crocodile pool at an alligator farm??  Florida Man can't tell the difference??
 
2018-11-06 06:15:56 PM  
I went there once. You do NOT want to fall into anything. Pics I took:
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Kids can zipline over them. What could possibly go wrong?
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2018-11-06 06:20:27 PM  

sunderland56: Crocodile pool at an alligator farm??  Florida Man can't tell the difference??


Came here to ask why it's called an alligator farm if they keep crocodiles there.
 
2018-11-06 06:27:25 PM  
So do they have alligators at the crocodile farm ?
 
2018-11-06 06:29:44 PM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: he just caiman like he owned the place


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2018-11-06 06:30:16 PM  

sunderland56: Crocodile pool at an alligator farm??  Florida Man can't tell the difference??


You see the alligators later and then go see the crocodile pool after a while.
 
2018-11-06 06:30:38 PM  
DRTFA. Is this an election day allegory?
 
2018-11-06 06:31:10 PM  
He wasn't naked he was wearing crocs...............no really he was read the article.
 
2018-11-06 06:33:26 PM  
Story made me feel bad for gators and crocodiles.
 
2018-11-06 06:36:28 PM  
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Spotlighting the difference between alligators and crocs:

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2018-11-06 07:13:59 PM  

Lumber Jack Off: The St Augustine Alligator Farm is actually more of a zoo than a "farm" and for anyone curious it is about 10 times better than that shiatty gatorland that is outside of Orlando. If you're going to go to one of these places avoid gator land at all costs - you'll thank me later.


Went to the St. Augustine Alligator Farm with the family when I was young (eons ago). Thoroughly enjoyable.

More recently, went to visit ex-pat daughter in England, and . . . Free plug: Those of you in England with a thirst to see alligators and crocodiles should visit "Crocodiles of the World" in Oxfordshire. It's a charitable organization.
 
2018-11-06 07:30:45 PM  
 
2018-11-06 07:32:37 PM  
CORRECTED....THAT'S MY FETISH!


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2018-11-06 07:33:22 PM  
Got to suck to be a zoo cage designer. How do we keep the intoxicated and mentally ill out?
My experience leads me to believe any captive animal facility needs a live in attendant.
 
2018-11-06 07:46:12 PM  

dickrickulous: Got to suck to be a zoo cage designer. How do we keep the intoxicated and mentally ill out?
My experience leads me to believe any captive animal facility needs a live in attendant.


One good way to keep people out of the enclosure is to put a large, hungry wild animal in it.
 
2018-11-06 07:56:49 PM  
Zoos tend to feed their occupants.This makes planning difficult if you need to have hungry critters when humans get crazy especially after hours.
 
2018-11-06 08:07:06 PM  
He would have ravished them too,
But for the reptile disfunction
 
2018-11-06 08:29:41 PM  

GOSH BARN IT: CORRECTED....THAT'S MY FETISH!


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Corrected again
 
2018-11-06 08:37:59 PM  
I didn't realize LePage had already moved to Florida
 
2018-11-06 08:52:30 PM  
Whoever chose that wretched background "music" for that clip should be pushed into the gator pond.
 
2018-11-06 09:17:28 PM  

Fubegra: dickrickulous: Got to suck to be a zoo cage designer. How do we keep the intoxicated and mentally ill out?
My experience leads me to believe any captive animal facility needs a live in attendant.

One good way to keep people out of the enclosure is to put a large, hungry wild animal in it.


Sadly, no.
 
2018-11-06 09:22:33 PM  
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What an Asshole!
 
2018-11-06 09:43:44 PM  
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"Yeah, you don't want to fall into a pond of alligators."
 
2018-11-06 10:34:37 PM  
Definitely peak Florida.
 
2018-11-06 10:58:21 PM  
Most of them are okay.

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He'll be seeing a therapist for life.
 
2018-11-07 01:22:17 AM  
I live here and about 1 mile from the farm -- am laughing my ass off that we made Fark!
 
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