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(The Hill)   Maine's Governor LePage to complete transition to Florida Man after election   ( thehill.com) divider line
    More: Florida, Tax, Gov.Paul LePage, Tax refund, Janet Mills, Taxation in the United States, Income tax, DemocratJanet Mills, Portland Press Herald.  
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2018-11-05 02:27:16 PM  
He is Maine's first francophone governor. Retiring to the south is just what French Canadians do.
 
2018-11-05 02:53:39 PM  
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
FOAD, PENGUIN!
 
2018-11-05 02:58:56 PM  
Retired and I have the option to winter in Florida over wintering in Maine? I'm booking the next flight!
 
2018-11-05 03:30:17 PM  
why wait until your term is up
 
2018-11-05 03:49:37 PM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: why wait until your term is up


Don't worry, he didn't. LePage is a Florida resident for tax purposes.
 
2018-11-05 03:54:13 PM  
He's been florida-curious forever. I'm glad he finally came out
 
2018-11-05 04:04:42 PM  
Guest bedroom at Mar-a-Logo for a week, washed up on abeach the next week.
 
2018-11-05 04:05:10 PM  
Maine IS the Florida of New England...
 
2018-11-05 04:10:52 PM  
Didn't this chucklefark complain about Stephen King moving to Florida or something? I seem to remember he got his ass blasted pretty good for that.
 
2018-11-05 04:11:11 PM  
Phew, I can complete my boycott of Maine now. Don't let the moose hit your ass on the way out.
 
2018-11-05 04:12:20 PM  
Well, bye!

Maine should throw a going away party.
As soon as his sorry ass hits the border.
 
2018-11-05 04:15:09 PM  

ursomniac: Well, bye!

Maine should throw a going away party.
As soon as his sorry ass hits the border.


If he was worried about blacks and hispanics hanging around when he was in Maine, WTF is he going to do in Florida?  He'll stroke out within a week.
 
2018-11-05 04:18:57 PM  
He's like the perfect embodiment of the online conservative baby boomer.
 
2018-11-05 04:22:42 PM  
He just wan't strong enough for the Maine winters. It's how we weed out the weak.
 
2018-11-05 04:23:29 PM  
I am done with politics. I have done my eight years. It's time for somebody else.

Translation: I am too awful to stay in politics, not even Trump will have me
 
2018-11-05 04:24:21 PM  

FrancoFile: ursomniac: Well, bye!

Maine should throw a going away party.
As soon as his sorry ass hits the border.

If he was worried about blacks and hispanics hanging around when he was in Maine, WTF is he going to do in Florida?  He'll stroke out within a week.


He probably won't leave his gate community without an armed escort.
 
2018-11-05 04:25:41 PM  

BooksontheBrain: Dead for Tax Reasons: why wait until your term is up

Don't worry, he didn't. LePage is a Florida resident for tax purposes.


Agreed.  He's probably been taking the Homestead Exemption on that Florida property since he bought it.  Although there are certain exceptions, the Homestead Exemption was designed to benefit homeowners who occupied their home as a primary residence, not a secondary or vacation home.
 
2018-11-05 04:27:17 PM  
FU Maine- it's bad enough we have Rick Scott and Mar-A-Lago. You keep your garbage.
 
2018-11-05 04:30:31 PM  

FrancoFile: He'll stroke out within a week.


This. I've been to Maine. If you don't want to see any shade of brown people for a week. Vacation in Maine North of Portland. FL has tons of sweet sweet fine thong wearing latin women on the beaches. I stoked out a time or two back at the hotel last time I was there, even got a taste of Puerto Rico.
Maybe that's what he wants. Something to focus his hate on in person. Odds he'll be busted with mexican made Viagra and a Dominican hooker? 4:1 who's a taker?
 
2018-11-05 04:32:03 PM  
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2018-11-05 04:34:11 PM  
I haven't lived in Maine since '96, but the words "outgoing Maine Governor Paul LePage" make me smile.
 
2018-11-05 04:34:36 PM  

BooksontheBrain: Dead for Tax Reasons: why wait until your term is up

Don't worry, he didn't. LePage is a Florida resident for tax purposes.


Is that anything like what Hotblack Desiato did?

I mean, Florida used to be known as the land of newlyweds and nearly deads. :D
 
2018-11-05 04:39:02 PM  
Good.
Anything that gets that farknut as far from the Canadian border as possible.
Hopefully he goes even farther and ends up in the ocean.
Would he sink, or would all that fat keep him afloat?
Inquiring minds want to know.
 
2018-11-05 04:43:47 PM  

MikeyFuccon: He is Maine's first francophone governor. Retiring to the south is just what French Canadians do.


He's illiterate in several languages.
 
2018-11-05 04:44:21 PM  
His reelection was a bitter blow to my opinion of Mainers, who had been nearly uniformly decent folk when I worked there. A grotesque caricature of a human.
 
2018-11-05 04:46:04 PM  
Coming from Texas it's bewildering why people from Maine would vote in the type of asshat that is normally reserved for my state. Is Maine basically the South above the Mason-Dixon line?
 
2018-11-05 04:48:36 PM  
What the heck are D-Money, Smoothie, Shifty doing after the election? Is the real question
 
2018-11-05 04:49:07 PM  

FrancoFile: ursomniac: Well, bye!

Maine should throw a going away party.
As soon as his sorry ass hits the border.

If he was worried about blacks and hispanics hanging around when he was in Maine, WTF is he going to do in Florida?  He'll stroke out within a week.


Based on what friends in Maine say about him, that would be bad how?
 
2018-11-05 04:51:31 PM  

Candy Colored Clown: Coming from Texas it's bewildering why people from Maine would vote in the type of asshat that is normally reserved for my state. Is Maine basically the South above the Mason-Dixon line?


Yes
 
2018-11-05 04:52:02 PM  

Candy Colored Clown: Coming from Texas it's bewildering why people from Maine would vote in the type of asshat that is normally reserved for my state. Is Maine basically the South above the Mason-Dixon line?


Lots of back-woods types there.  Same thing happens in Wisconsin and Pennsylvania.
 
2018-11-05 05:07:04 PM  

Candy Colored Clown: Coming from Texas it's bewildering why people from Maine would vote in the type of asshat that is normally reserved for my state. Is Maine basically the South above the Mason-Dixon line?


The Democrats and independents split the vote.

Two elections in a row, giving LePage 8 years in power.
 
2018-11-05 05:10:48 PM  
Butthole Surfers - 'Moving to Florida'
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2018-11-05 05:21:19 PM  
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2018-11-05 05:21:57 PM  
Visited Brunswick last year just in time for that historic wind storm and subsequent power outages. Freak storm aside, that whole area is farking gorgeous. Glad to know this shiatstain won't be tarnishing it much longer.
 
2018-11-05 05:23:39 PM  

antijester: FU Maine- it's bad enough we have Rick Scott and Mar-A-Lago. You keep your garbage.


No worries. His FL house is in Ormond Beach.  That's over by me. We'll contain him over here.
Maybe he can hangout with France. That'll be good reading and perhaps another few Fark headlines.
 
2018-11-05 05:45:29 PM  

no_tan_lines: antijester: FU Maine- it's bad enough we have Rick Scott and Mar-A-Lago. You keep your garbage.

No worries. His FL house is in Ormond Beach.  That's over by me. We'll contain him over here.
Maybe he can hangout with France. That'll be good reading and perhaps another few Fark headlines.


Why the hell does he have to be on this side of the state.  He'd be a perfect fit in the Redneck Riviera.  I also don't buy that farker's going into political retirement.
 
2018-11-05 06:05:15 PM  

Bullitt: I haven't lived in Maine since '96, but the words "outgoing Maine Governor Paul LePage" make me smile.


What does the "because he is term limited" part do?
 
2018-11-05 06:05:21 PM  

Paul Baumer: His reelection was a bitter blow to my opinion of Mainers, who had been nearly uniformly decent folk when I worked there. A grotesque caricature of a human.


Both his wins were in three-way races, which forced me to sadly conclude that we're better off with binary election choices.
 
2018-11-05 06:08:02 PM  

FloridaWombat: no_tan_lines: antijester: FU Maine- it's bad enough we have Rick Scott and Mar-A-Lago. You keep your garbage.

No worries. His FL house is in Ormond Beach.  That's over by me. We'll contain him over here.
Maybe he can hangout with France. That'll be good reading and perhaps another few Fark headlines.

Why the hell does he have to be on this side of the state.  He'd be a perfect fit in the Redneck Riviera.  I also don't buy that farker's going into political retirement.


Why would he want to live somewhere shiatty?

Also I buy his retirement. Not that he chose to retire, but that not even the GOP wants anything to do with him.
 
2018-11-05 06:09:48 PM  
We don't want him.
 
2018-11-05 06:18:15 PM  

Skeleton Man: We don't want him.


sorry once he leave the state we not letting him back in.  so some other state gota take him.  if not fl where else would he fit in?
 
2018-11-05 06:33:17 PM  

jumac: Skeleton Man: We don't want him.

sorry once he leave the state we not letting him back in.  so some other state gota take him.  if not fl where else would he fit in?


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2018-11-05 06:55:56 PM  

Skeleton Man: jumac: Skeleton Man: We don't want him.

sorry once he leave the state we not letting him back in.  so some other state gota take him.  if not fl where else would he fit in?

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gota agree with you there but it might start a war with satan
 
2018-11-05 07:06:33 PM  
Bye, asshole. Hope you have a chance encounter with Florida Man.
 
2018-11-05 07:26:30 PM  

dywed88: FloridaWombat: no_tan_lines: antijester: FU Maine- it's bad enough we have Rick Scott and Mar-A-Lago. You keep your garbage.

No worries. His FL house is in Ormond Beach.  That's over by me. We'll contain him over here.
Maybe he can hangout with France. That'll be good reading and perhaps another few Fark headlines.

Why the hell does he have to be on this side of the state.  He'd be a perfect fit in the Redneck Riviera.  I also don't buy that farker's going into political retirement.

Why would he want to live somewhere shiatty?

Also I buy his retirement. Not that he chose to retire, but that not even the GOP wants anything to do with him.


I have an old college friend that works for LePage.  I haven't talked to them lately, but they claimed he's had Senatorial aspirations for a while now.  Collins is up for reelection in 2020 same year as Cheetolini.  Maybe LePage is serious about retiring, but that would be his best chance for a seat.
 
2018-11-05 07:27:49 PM  
Don't let the door hit ya in the arse on the way out. He'll fit right in down there.
 
2018-11-05 08:13:57 PM  

FrancoFile: WTF is he going to do in Florida?  He'll stroke out within a week.


I thought that was for when he joins his buddy Rush for a tour of the Dominican Republic.

I'll see myself out.
 
2018-11-05 10:37:56 PM  
Great, another unqualified loser who will probably get himself elected to his condo board.
 
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