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(Click Orlando)   Florida or Dumbass? Both: There must be fifty ways to leave your lover. This way was not in the lyrics   ( divider line
    More: Florida, oak hill, Police, Volusia County Sheriff, Brooks Circle, North Brooks Circle, McGee, Constable, Andrew McGee  
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334 clicks; posted to Discussion » on 05 Nov 2018 at 6:20 PM (23 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2018-11-05 06:11:46 PM  
Sounds legit.
2018-11-05 06:54:45 PM  
"Just blow-off her head, Fred....and get yourself free"
2018-11-05 07:09:50 PM  
Another unavoidable tragedy.
2018-11-05 07:20:58 PM  
"McGee told detectives he heard gunshots in the area and came out of the tent to fire a warning shot in response to those gunshots," a statement from the Sheriff's Office said. "He said he slipped and accidentally shot Schaefer with an old, poorly functioning shotgun."

Jesus, this guy sucks at thinking on his feet. This story is about as strong as wet farking toilet paper.
2018-11-05 07:41:05 PM  
Couples: think twice about that campground down by the river.
2018-11-05 08:37:19 PM  
Over/under on the guy's BAC?
2018-11-05 10:16:50 PM  

gbv23: "Just blow-off her head, Fred....and get yourself free"

I couldn't comment when this thread went live, I expected some more attempts at humor based on the lyrics.

"Just pop her in the titty, Smitty"
2018-11-05 10:52:53 PM  
Occasionally when standing your ground you slip.  Oops guess
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