Skip to content
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Q13 Fox)   Woman leaves kids in hot car with meth while she shops at dollar store, wins Florida Man Bingo   ( q13fox.com) divider line
    More: Florida, Hudson dollar store, Pasco County woman, Pasco County, Florida, hot car, English-language films, small clear bag, Dollar Tree store, Hudson, Florida  
•       •       •

2767 clicks; posted to Main » on 01 Nov 2018 at 8:20 AM (2 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



27 Comments     (+0 »)
 
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest
 
2018-11-01 08:02:24 AM  
You cannot win Florida Man Bingo without being caught hiding naked on a roof or in a tree...
 
2018-11-01 08:07:01 AM  

bigfatbuddhist: You cannot win Florida Man Bingo without being caught hiding naked on a roof or in a tree...


Well, it's the Dollar Store, so we know she didn't have to get dressed up. They may have just forgotten to mention the naked part. And the tree.
 
2018-11-01 08:20:50 AM  

holdmybones: bigfatbuddhist: You cannot win Florida Man Bingo without being caught hiding naked on a roof or in a tree...

Well, it's the Dollar Store, so we know she didn't have to get dressed up. They may have just forgotten to mention the naked part. And the tree.


I guess if they HAD mentioned it, the reader would've said, "Well... DUH"
 
2018-11-01 08:21:44 AM  

holdmybones: bigfatbuddhist: You cannot win Florida Man Bingo without being caught hiding naked on a roof or in a tree...

Well, it's the Dollar Store, so we know she didn't have to get dressed up. They may have just forgotten to mention the naked part. And the tree.


Maybe it was a Dollar Tree store
 
2018-11-01 08:22:02 AM  
Dollar Store Meth is my Kid Rock tribute band.
 
2018-11-01 08:24:32 AM  
Land O Lakes Jail?  Well butter me up and call me dumb for not knowing there's a Land O Lakes, Florida.

Oh also did the math, she was 17 when she had her first kid. Wonder if she lived in a trailer too.

atlantablackstar.comView Full Size
 
2018-11-01 08:26:42 AM  

steklo: Land O Lakes Jail?  Well butter me up and call me dumb for not knowing there's a Land O Lakes, Florida.

Oh also did the math, she was 17 when she had her first kid. Wonder if she lived in a trailer too.

[atlantablackstar.com image 850x442]


MY mother was seventeen when she had me.  And, yes, we DID live in a trailer in Florida for a while... good call!
 
2018-11-01 08:30:32 AM  

bigfatbuddhist: And, yes, we DID live in a trailer in Florida for a while... good call!


Yeah but your mom's trailer I bet was in a nice part of town and she probably didn't do meth.

My first serious girlfriend grew up in a trailer. I remember going in there for the first time and commenting how big it seemed on the inside.

"Oh, thanks, it's a double wide!"

Had no idea...
 
2018-11-01 08:32:51 AM  

steklo: Land O Lakes Jail?  Well butter me up and call me dumb for not knowing there's a Land O Lakes, Florida.

Oh also did the math, she was 17 when she had her first kid. Wonder if she lived in a trailer too.

[atlantablackstar.com image 850x442]


Fun fact, Land O Lakes is the most obscene of butters...

img.fark.netView Full Size
 
2018-11-01 08:37:49 AM  

guestguy: Fun fact, Land O Lakes is the most obscene of butters..


That was a fun fact. Wonder if Crisco or Lard is that much fun.
 
2018-11-01 08:39:26 AM  
And now I'm back to being glad we're going extinct.

It's an emotional roller-coaster around here!
 
2018-11-01 08:39:27 AM  

steklo: bigfatbuddhist: And, yes, we DID live in a trailer in Florida for a while... good call!

Yeah but your mom's trailer I bet was in a nice part of town and she probably didn't do meth.

My first serious girlfriend grew up in a trailer. I remember going in there for the first time and commenting how big it seemed on the inside.

"Oh, thanks, it's a double wide!"

Had no idea...


Actually, my dad was in the Navy, but he like raising horses.  So, we moved a single-wide trailer onto five acres of land and raised horses and chickens.  It was pretty common in the area north of Gainesville to do that...  Experienced my first tornado in that trailer...
 
2018-11-01 08:40:34 AM  
Please, please, please, do not leave kids or pets or even gold fish in a car in Florida.  It will not end well.  Meth just gives it a push downhill.
 
2018-11-01 08:44:59 AM  
Welp, she cleans up OK I guess.
img.fark.netView Full Size
 
2018-11-01 08:53:08 AM  
I wonder if Florida is still using the field tests that show positive for meth with donut glaze.  Not that hers was donut glaze, but you never know.
https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-w​a​y/2017/10/16/558147669/florida-man-awa​rded-37-500-after-cops-mistake-glazed-​doughnut-crumbs-for-meth
 
2018-11-01 09:02:08 AM  

bigfatbuddhist: Experienced my first tornado in that trailer...


I can't even imagine how terrifying that must've been. I get all weirded out when a hurricane comes round and I live in a brick house....I digress.

Over the years, i had the pleasure of knowing lots of people who lived in trailers and I even considered living in one myself for a small period of time. Done correctly they can be a good living arrangement.

Northern VA huh? Ex Herndon resident here. I do not miss the Dulles Toll Road...no way....
 
2018-11-01 09:06:26 AM  

steklo: bigfatbuddhist: Experienced my first tornado in that trailer...

I can't even imagine how terrifying that must've been. I get all weirded out when a hurricane comes round and I live in a brick house....I digress.

Over the years, i had the pleasure of knowing lots of people who lived in trailers and I even considered living in one myself for a small period of time. Done correctly they can be a good living arrangement.

Northern VA huh? Ex Herndon resident here. I do not miss the Dulles Toll Road...no way....


Fairfax!  And, I take the Metro whenever humanly possible...
 
2018-11-01 09:16:16 AM  
Was the meth ok?
 
2018-11-01 09:16:50 AM  
0.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.comView Full Size
 
2018-11-01 09:19:11 AM  

bigfatbuddhist: Fairfax! And, I take the Metro whenever humanly possible...


Moved from Nova in 2003 or so. Every once in a while I drive through the area on my way down south to visit my folks. Spent many an unproductive hour on the betlway, I-66 , I-270 and the like. I don't miss it and even though I am back on Long Island and drive on the world's longest parking lot, AKA the Long Island Expressway, I always thought the traffic in Nova was worse.

I swear if anyone wanted to do harm in that area all they have to do is take out the American Legion Bridge on a rush-hour. DC would close, Dulles would close and White's Ferry would sink.
 
2018-11-01 09:20:28 AM  

SloppyFrenchKisser: [0.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com image 600x360]


lostwackys.comView Full Size
 
2018-11-01 09:23:20 AM  

steklo: bigfatbuddhist: Fairfax! And, I take the Metro whenever humanly possible...

Moved from Nova in 2003 or so. Every once in a while I drive through the area on my way down south to visit my folks. Spent many an unproductive hour on the betlway, I-66 , I-270 and the like. I don't miss it and even though I am back on Long Island and drive on the world's longest parking lot, AKA the Long Island Expressway, I always thought the traffic in Nova was worse.

I swear if anyone wanted to do harm in that area all they have to do is take out the American Legion Bridge on a rush-hour. DC would close, Dulles would close and White's Ferry would sink.


Yeah, been on that expressway 'cause my ex had relatives in Long Island.  I think he was a stock broker or a serial killer or something...
 
2018-11-01 09:29:34 AM  
She must have won by using the free square. The article didn't mention anything about a loaded gun under the seat.
 
2018-11-01 09:47:43 AM  

fappomatic: Welp, she cleans up OK I guess.
[img.fark.net image 176x209]


I was getting more of a Tilda Swinton vibe:

img.fark.netView Full Size
img.fark.netView Full Size
 
2018-11-01 10:05:00 AM  

bigfatbuddhist: I think he was a stock broker or a serial killer or something...


My money's on serial killer. You know they still haven't caught the Gilgo Beach/Craigslist killer right?
 
2018-11-01 10:40:47 AM  

fappomatic: Welp, she cleans up OK I guess.
[img.fark.net image 176x209]


s15-us2.startpage.comView Full Size
img.fark.netView Full Size


Some might say extremely well
 
2018-11-01 02:51:50 PM  
There are laws there against leaving kids or pets in a parked car.
 
Displayed 27 of 27 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking





On Twitter



Top Commented
Javascript is required to view headlines in widget.
  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report