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(The Smoking Gun)   Cops: Man wearing inflatable dinosaur costume battered girlfriend during Halloween party dispute   ( thesmokinggun.com) divider line
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2018-10-29 10:20:43 PM  
Was she Japanese? Maybe he was method acting.
 
2018-10-29 11:15:37 PM  
"Like hell we're extinct!"
 
2018-10-29 11:51:43 PM  
Rex'd her?  Damn near killed her!
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//self-reported
 
2018-10-30 04:46:46 AM  
I don't know how he could have battered anyone with those tiny arms.
 
2018-10-30 05:52:47 AM  
T-Rex Knockout in Inflatable Costumes
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2018-10-30 06:03:01 AM  
Articles includes helpful image of what a dinosaur may look like:

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/needs more feathers
 
2018-10-30 06:09:40 AM  
Was she dressed as a drumstick?
 
2018-10-30 06:21:59 AM  
Sorry for her.

/please let there be video
 
2018-10-30 06:22:25 AM  
He belongs in a museum!
 
2018-10-30 06:23:23 AM  
Perp quoted as saying "Iguana lawyer before I say anything".
 
2018-10-30 06:33:39 AM  
He will fry for this!
 
2018-10-30 06:38:26 AM  

Resident Muslim: Sorry for her.

/please let there be video


Feel a bit bad about it, but that was my first thought as well. Those costumes can make anything look hilarious.

/queue Benny Hill theme music.
 
2018-10-30 06:43:30 AM  

Devolving_Spud: Rex'd her?  Damn near killed her!
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//self-reported


You know what they say about a T-Rex with little arms and little hands...

/seriously
//what DO they say?
///(waits)
 
2018-10-30 06:43:42 AM  
Cops allege that Patrick Gallway, 19, pushed the victim to the ground and proceeded to mount her and "hold her neck to the floor with his left hand.

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go on.
 
2018-10-30 07:03:09 AM  

Lambskincoat: Was she Japanese? Maybe he was method acting.


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2018-10-30 07:54:55 AM  
The T-Rex inflatable costumes were funny at first, but they're getting too popular. You might say they jumped the Megalodon.
 
2018-10-30 08:02:48 AM  
"I love you. you love me!!@1"
 
2018-10-30 08:08:18 AM  
Was he charged with Jurassic Assault?
 
2018-10-30 08:52:39 AM  
He was just mad at her because she let me 'batter' her face the night before...
 
2018-10-30 09:12:27 AM  

Permanent Solutions For Permanent Problems: The T-Rex inflatable costumes were funny at first, but they're getting too popular. You might say they jumped the Megalodon.


I prefer my prehistoric inflatable creatures free range and from a different era. You've probably never heard of it.
 
2018-10-30 10:38:38 AM  
Maybe he wanted her to walk the dinosaur but she was busy.


Get your mind out of the gutter...

Was (Not Was) - Walk The Dinosaur
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2018-10-30 11:34:52 AM  
Domestic assault is no joke. Luckily for her, this appears to be a mild case. I hope she learned that douches like this will never change and look for someone who isn't a douche in the future. However, after reading how she didn't want him arrested while talking to the police, I expect she will continue to "get back" with him because he said he'd change and never do that again... and again... and again.
 
2018-10-30 03:00:35 PM  
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Why after looking at that mugshot, I think this was the fight.
 
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