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(Action News Jacksonville)   When you take so much Xanax you forget your baby is in the car during a traffic stop (with a pretty solid "that's a rough 20" mugshot)   ( actionnewsjax.com) divider line
    More: Florida, St. Johns deputies, Sheriff, Selina Marie Townsend, U.S. state, Automobile, Arrest, Infant, Car seat  
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2018-10-29 03:04:06 PM  
Good one, druggie.
 
2018-10-29 03:08:45 PM  
Yeah, I'm thinking taking Xanax and smoking pot are the least of this particular individual's drug issues.
 
2018-10-29 03:14:01 PM  
Meanwhile, the baby looks like a 7th grader.

/ "Rough" 20 does not begin to cover it.
 
2018-10-29 03:19:46 PM  

Biscuit Tin: Meanwhile, the baby looks like a 7th grader.

/ "Rough" 20 does not begin to cover it.


I dunno, she looks like a typical 20-year-old to me.  And by that, I mean a typical 20-year-old meth user, which I'm sure she is, because there's no way that using Xanax and/or pot is going to make her look like that.
 
2018-10-29 03:37:23 PM  

Biscuit Tin: Meanwhile, the baby looks like a 7th grader.

/ "Rough" 20 does not begin to cover it.


That's even a rough 50.
 
2018-10-29 03:37:52 PM  
Her face is beginning to resemble the Punisher skull...
 
2018-10-29 03:38:09 PM  
She's a 3...wouldn't bang
 
2018-10-29 03:38:12 PM  
Jesus, how much farking Xanax is she on? I take .5mg twice a day for my anxiety, and I'm fully functional. You're not supposed to take the whole damn bottle at once!
 
2018-10-29 03:38:40 PM  

guestguy: Her face is beginning to resemble the Punisher skull...


I get the feeling that she's lying about the Xanax, unless Meth has a new street name.
 
2018-10-29 03:41:23 PM  

Kit Fister: guestguy: Her face is beginning to resemble the Punisher skull...

I get the feeling that she's lying about the Xanax, unless Meth has a new street name.


I think she just has a really unfortunate combination of high cheekbones and baseball mitt face.  too much softness and not enough pock marks and scratches for meth.
 
2018-10-29 03:42:41 PM  
Also Xanax and weed was a nice way to help yourself down off a bender
Used to have an...interesting life
 
2018-10-29 03:42:59 PM  
3/10 cheek bones too sharp
 
2018-10-29 03:43:15 PM  
Now there's a look in your eyes,
like black holes in the sky.

Shine on, you crazy diamond...
 
2018-10-29 03:45:53 PM  
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2018-10-29 03:47:17 PM  

Cyberluddite: Yeah, I'm thinking taking Xanax and smoking pot are the least of this particular individual's drug issues.


Nope. If the already imploding face is any indication.
 
2018-10-29 03:47:46 PM  
She's 20?? Goddamn that is some hard drug use starting at a real early age.
 
2018-10-29 03:47:55 PM  
A Jacksonville mom was arrested by St. Johns deputies Sunday after they said she left the scene of a crash with her infant son in the car.


Well, what was she s'posed to do, leave her kid at the crime scene before taking off?
 
2018-10-29 03:48:18 PM  
Geez Jacksonville, trying to balance out against the more attractive women in S FL I guess.

Think I've seen her hanging around outside Macho Man Airport before
 
2018-10-29 03:48:19 PM  
A Jacksonville mom was arrested by St. Johns deputies Sunday after they said she left the scene of a crash with her infant son in the car.

Would they prefer she left it behind? Granted it might have been safer next to a vehicle crash than in her car.

The passenger in the car told deputies the woman took Xanax and smoked marijuana at an earlier time.

OK, who is stupider, the one taking a lot of drugs and driving, or the one getting in the car with her?
 
2018-10-29 03:48:29 PM  

WilderKWight: Biscuit Tin: Meanwhile, the baby looks like a 7th grader.

/ "Rough" 20 does not begin to cover it.

That's even a rough 50.


Okay, I was at least going to be charitable and say, "20?  That's a borderline 35."
 
2018-10-29 03:49:04 PM  
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/from all y'all's comments I thought I'll open up that link and find Skeletor.
 
2018-10-29 03:49:14 PM  

Hendawg: She's a 3...wouldn't bang


Gotta be at least a 7 on the white trash trailer park scale.
 
2018-10-29 03:50:01 PM  
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2018-10-29 03:53:05 PM  
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2018-10-29 03:55:07 PM  
 
2018-10-29 03:56:18 PM  
Meth.

Not even once.
 
2018-10-29 03:56:54 PM  
Ahh Jacksonville, the Tacoma of Florida
 
2018-10-29 03:57:13 PM  
Personally I like to combine Xanax with 420. But when I do, I stay home, on the sofa, with my favorite music playing quietly in the background.

There's a time and place for everything and for everything, a time and place.

Clearly this woman, doesn't understand that simple rule.

She will now.
 
2018-10-29 03:59:45 PM  
That's methed up.
 
2018-10-29 04:03:43 PM  
Normal Hot:  2/10
Meth Hot: 9/10

This is why grading on a curve has problems.
 
2018-10-29 04:10:45 PM  

steklo: Clearly this woman, doesn't understand that simple rule.

She will now.


Nope. Odds are she will learn nothing from this.
 
2018-10-29 04:19:51 PM  

steklo: Personally I like to combine Xanax with 420. But when I do, I stay home, on the sofa, with my favorite music playing quietly in the background.

There's a time and place for everything and for everything, a time and place.

Clearly this woman, doesn't understand that simple rule.

She will now.


That's questionable at best.
 
2018-10-29 04:21:19 PM  
The cops just assumed that what was oozing out of "the mouth" was salivia.

/eeeewwwwwee
 
2018-10-29 04:22:07 PM  

docmattic: The cops just assumed that what was oozing out of "the mouth" was salivia.

/eeeewwwwwee


She said she hit a pole. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
 
2018-10-29 04:22:48 PM  

Kit Fister: You're not supposed to take the whole damn bottle at once!


Oh crap...
 
2018-10-29 04:28:24 PM  
She looks like the Bride of Skeletor
 
2018-10-29 04:32:12 PM  
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2018-10-29 04:34:33 PM  

RecoveringLibertarian: Ahh Jacksonville, the Tacoma of Florida


Don't insult Tacoma like that
/been to both
 
2018-10-29 04:45:40 PM  
Unorganized crime family
 
2018-10-29 04:48:29 PM  
Xanax?  Between the meth binges?

/see that this has been covered but never one to pass-up a Fark pile-on
 
2018-10-29 04:50:50 PM  

mrshowrules: Xanax?  Between the meth binges?

/see that this has been covered but never one to pass-up a Fark pile-on


When you wanna make your blood stop itching.
 
2018-10-29 04:52:24 PM  
The passenger in the car told deputies the woman took Xanax and smoked marijuana at an earlier time.

I guess nobody told the passenger that snitches get stitches.
 
2018-10-29 04:53:35 PM  

Kit Fister: Jesus, how much farking Xanax is she on? I take .5mg twice a day for my anxiety, and I'm fully functional. You're not supposed to take the whole damn bottle at once!


Mix a double dose of your usual meds with 4 or 5 lungfulls of some reasonably good quality weed, then drink a tallboy can of some unspeakably foul malt liquor. Get back to me after you've changed out of your drool-soaked shirt and regained coherence. Mixing CNS depressants is the secret. It also enhances risk of an OD, but when you're 20 years old and look like Skeletor when it's not even Halloween yet, like the subject of TFA, it's probably not as important a consideration as it would be to some people.
 
2018-10-29 04:57:48 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: 38

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2018-10-29 05:02:22 PM  

forgotmydamnusername: Kit Fister: Jesus, how much farking Xanax is she on? I take .5mg twice a day for my anxiety, and I'm fully functional. You're not supposed to take the whole damn bottle at once!

Mix a double dose of your usual meds with 4 or 5 lungfulls of some reasonably good quality weed, then drink a tallboy can of some unspeakably foul malt liquor. Get back to me after you've changed out of your drool-soaked shirt and regained coherence. Mixing CNS depressants is the secret. It also enhances risk of an OD, but when you're 20 years old and look like Skeletor when it's not even Halloween yet, like the subject of TFA, it's probably not as important a consideration as it would be to some people.


Taking advantage of drug synergistic effects is just thrifty business acumen.
 
2018-10-29 05:06:44 PM  

born_yesterday: That's methed up.


"Thank you, Mr. Mike Tyson!  Mr. Tyson will be available for autographs in the Silver Room in one hour."
 
2018-10-29 05:07:43 PM  
She's sucking her cheeks in, clearly. Like a duckface pout, she's thinking she'll look more attractive lol. Also, harder drugs than she's claiming ffs.
 
2018-10-29 05:12:55 PM  
It's a mug shot.  She's been crying, her eyes are glazed, her hair is a mess.  She's got high cheek bones...prior to the previous decade or so, that was considered a good thing.   She's not taking care of herself, sure, but she certainly looks about that age to me.  Just, about that age and poor.  I don't mean that as an insult, I just mean it as she doesn't have a lot of skin care products she uses every night, she doesn't always eat right, etc.  Don't know why that means she needs to be ridiculed.
 
2018-10-29 05:25:14 PM  

OMGSTFU: docmattic: The cops just assumed that what was oozing out of "the mouth" was salivia.

/eeeewwwwwee

She said she hit a pole. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


How did she know the nationality of the other driver?
 
2018-10-29 05:26:51 PM  
Crikey, anyone look at the other stories on that page?
The huge mannatee.
 
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