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(Action News Jacksonville)   Man all smiles after $150,000 "Lamborghini" prosthetic arm recovered by cops after it's stolen   ( actionnewsjax.com) divider line
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2018-10-29 11:38:56 AM  
Wanted for questioning:

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2018-10-29 12:22:55 PM  
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/know who else would like their prosthetic arm back?
 
2018-10-29 01:29:29 PM  
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2018-10-29 02:22:45 PM  
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2018-10-29 02:22:47 PM  
Yeah, but he still killed Richard Kimble's wife, so it's a wash.
 
2018-10-29 02:24:05 PM  
The thief figured it was a safe steal since without it the guy was mostly 'armless.
 
2018-10-29 02:34:34 PM  
thief is believed to be armed and dangerous.
 
2018-10-29 02:34:49 PM  
At least it didn't catch fire.
 
2018-10-29 02:35:06 PM  
And that's why you leave a note!
 
2018-10-29 02:38:14 PM  
Well,I see this thread has it all covered, guess I'll get the lights on the way out
 
2018-10-29 02:38:17 PM  
Motivational speaker? Does he stand in front of a class of elementary students and say "don't be like me".
 
2018-10-29 02:38:24 PM  

Boojum2k: The thief figured it was a safe steal since without it the guy was mostly 'armless.


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2018-10-29 02:38:48 PM  
Always a favorite

Red Dwarf Ball Scene
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2018-10-29 02:38:59 PM  
I can't imagine the police have too many false leads on this. They typically know what's up.
 
2018-10-29 02:42:29 PM  
He should have gotten a pink one to add more tattoos.
 
2018-10-29 02:44:40 PM  
I'm amazed.  Usually Lamborghini's products are a prosthetic for something else.
 
2018-10-29 02:48:44 PM  
Lamborghini? Those'll cost you an arm and a leg!
 
2018-10-29 02:48:55 PM  

Eli WhiskeyDik: Boojum2k: The thief figured it was a safe steal since without it the guy was mostly 'armless.

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2018-10-29 02:53:29 PM  
I suppose having the cops find it in a bush is better than finding it as you walk down Second Avenue toward St. Mark's Place, where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street.  You know, he might have spotted it lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven, where some guy was selling it.  Cause then he'd have had to buy it off him for 17 after talking him down from 22.
 
2018-10-29 02:57:40 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: I can't imagine the police have too many false leads on this. They typically know what's up.


Scratch that.

They're stumped.
 
2018-10-29 03:00:21 PM  

Boojum2k: The thief figured it was a safe steal since without it the guy was mostly 'armless.



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/lay off him, you know he's only got one ear.
 
2018-10-29 03:01:14 PM  
Charge the perp with disarmed robbery!
 
2018-10-29 03:01:15 PM  
If that's a Lamborghini, this must be a tank.

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2018-10-29 03:02:59 PM  
This guy is the answer to the age old question of 'how many douche bags can we fit into the same container while making it seem there's only one'
 
2018-10-29 03:12:18 PM  
So who the fark leaves their arm in their truck?? Either it's important to you or it isn't.
 
2018-10-29 03:12:25 PM  
Lamborghini?

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Luigi only follow the Ferrari.
 
2018-10-29 03:17:54 PM  

berylman: This guy is the answer to the age old question of 'how many douche bags can we fit into the same container while making it seem there's only one'


i hate to judge a book by its cover, but... good grief. take your gorram cap off inside the dr's office, you schmuck.

my imagination is trying to decide if his truck has big off road tires, a semi exhaust stack, and plenty of camo colored hunting equipment stickers, or giant low-profile tires with rims and plenty of "performance upgrade" stickers.

douche-factor aside, what kind of intellect 1) doesn't insure their 150k prosthesis, and 2) leaves said uninsured prosthesis in their truck?
 
2018-10-29 03:48:20 PM  
Let's all give him a hand.
 
2018-10-29 03:54:45 PM  
But does it have a shield

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2018-10-29 04:21:19 PM  
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2018-10-29 04:47:03 PM  
Dang it, now he has an excuse to skip leg day......AGAIN.
 
2018-10-29 05:10:42 PM  

sunderland56: So who the fark leaves their arm in their truck?? Either it's important to you or it isn't.


Their 150K uninsured arm in their unlocked truck?  The first two words of the article headline answers the question.
 
2018-10-29 05:19:22 PM  

ijason: berylman: This guy is the answer to the age old question of 'how many douche bags can we fit into the same container while making it seem there's only one'

i hate to judge a book by its cover, but... good grief. take your gorram cap off inside the dr's office, you schmuck.

my imagination is trying to decide if his truck has big off road tires, a semi exhaust stack, and plenty of camo colored hunting equipment stickers, or giant low-profile tires with rims and plenty of "performance upgrade" stickers.

douche-factor aside, what kind of intellect 1) doesn't insure their 150k prosthesis, and 2) leaves said uninsured prosthesis in their truck?


If he doesn't have insurance how did he get the 'arm' to begin with?

Also he called his girlfriend to see if he left it there? WTF? He didn't remember where his arm was? This story is just weird.
 
2018-10-29 06:59:04 PM  

wildcardjack: Always a favorite

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Dude, I've seen every Red Dwarf episode ever a dozen times each but have never seen that scene.  What episode is that from?  It looks like some kind of deleted scene.  (Also sounded like someone in the background was saying "pick up the ball.")
 
2018-10-29 08:03:30 PM  
How can you not have insurance on a 150k arm. I have a 10,000 car that I have insured.
 
2018-10-29 09:00:23 PM  
Ok, per TFA , he was at home and " noticed" his arm was missing. WTF. He called his girlfriend to see if he left it there. Kinda just like I can't find my shoe so I'll call my girl friend?
I'm sure the arm was initially from some kind of donation so of course he really couldn't give a shirt.  He can't afford another one so he should probably pay for more tattoos.
 
2018-10-29 09:10:14 PM  

Lochaber_Axe: Dude, I've seen every Red Dwarf episode ever a dozen times each but have never seen that scene.  What episode is that from?  It looks like some kind of deleted scene.  (Also sounded like someone in the background was saying "pick up the ball.")


Not a deleted scene, it's part of a normal episode: "Nanarchy", Season 7 Episode 8.
 
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