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2018-10-27 01:43:47 PM  
Oh puhlease, how stupid *are* these people?

/rhetorical
//dnvtfv
 
2018-10-27 02:12:55 PM  
I fail to see any good humor in that.
 
2018-10-27 03:12:53 PM  
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2018-10-27 03:48:55 PM  
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2018-10-27 03:55:58 PM  
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derp cream truck
 
2018-10-27 03:59:18 PM  

bazbt3: Oh puhlease, how stupid *are* these people?

/rhetorical
//dnvtfv


Are we judging this on a normal scale or the FloriDUH scale?
 
2018-10-27 04:01:28 PM  
As a Floridian I blame the heat for the thinking in this state. That's why I'm only in highly air conditioned areas at practically all times.
 
2018-10-27 04:04:22 PM  

meathome: bazbt3: Oh puhlease, how stupid *are* these people?

/rhetorical
//dnvtfv

Are we judging this on a normal scale or the FloriDUH scale?


Yeah, good point.
 
2018-10-27 04:04:38 PM  

bazbt3: Oh puhlease, how stupid *are* these people?


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2018-10-27 04:05:48 PM  
Well, it was the strip club workers that thought it was an ice cream truck, so, yeah.
 
2018-10-27 04:07:38 PM  

reno301: As a Floridian I blame the heat for the thinking in this state. That's why I'm only in highly air conditioned areas at practically all times.


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2018-10-27 04:10:11 PM  
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2018-10-27 04:10:53 PM  
We all scream.
 
2018-10-27 04:13:35 PM  
JFC what kind of ice cream trucks do they have down there?
 
2018-10-27 04:14:19 PM  
Suspect Cesar Sayoc 'was anti everything'

He wasn't anti-Trump.
 
2018-10-27 04:15:24 PM  

reno301: As a Floridian I blame the heat for the thinking in this state. That's why I'm only in highly air conditioned areas at practically all times.


Not to mention the constant threat of hurricanes for six months out of the year. I'm convinced the threat of being wiped off the map rattles the brain.

/Don't get me started on the reptiles.
 
2018-10-27 04:24:42 PM  
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2018-10-27 04:25:23 PM  
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2018-10-27 04:26:54 PM  

Alex_Lee: reno301: As a Floridian I blame the heat for the thinking in this state. That's why I'm only in highly air conditioned areas at practically all times.

Not to mention the constant threat of hurricanes for six months out of the year. I'm convinced the threat of being wiped off the map rattles the brain.

/Don't get me started on the reptiles.


Florida: America's appendix.
 
2018-10-27 04:29:27 PM  

I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: Alex_Lee: reno301: As a Floridian I blame the heat for the thinking in this state. That's why I'm only in highly air conditioned areas at practically all times.

Not to mention the constant threat of hurricanes for six months out of the year. I'm convinced the threat of being wiped off the map rattles the brain.

/Don't get me started on the reptiles.

Florida: America's appendix.


Florida: America's Hernia.
 
2018-10-27 04:31:46 PM  
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2018-10-27 04:34:36 PM  
When I first glanced at the van that was my first thought. My eyes suck so I had to read an article instead of a monitor set to TV news. It was only then I saw it wasn't ice cream he was advertising, just cult-like fanatical mania. He's one of millions. Do not think this guy is isolated. He's not a lone crackpot. Everything on that van, in his posts online, written in his diatribes is word for word the exact same thing I've heard personally from others of the Two-Scoops Cult.

/ There will be more; if Democrats manage to win somehow there will be many, many more.
 
2018-10-27 04:34:46 PM  

phamwaa: I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: Alex_Lee: reno301: As a Floridian I blame the heat for the thinking in this state. That's why I'm only in highly air conditioned areas at practically all times.

Not to mention the constant threat of hurricanes for six months out of the year. I'm convinced the threat of being wiped off the map rattles the brain.

/Don't get me started on the reptiles.

Florida: America's appendix.

Florida: America's Hernia.


LOL. America's Australia?
 
2018-10-27 04:38:17 PM  
He wasn't a bad guy.  He was actually kind of an old  softee.
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2018-10-27 04:50:14 PM  
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2018-10-27 04:57:57 PM  
Hungry girl: "Yes, I will take one Obama-with-sniper-sights-on-his-headci​cle."
Sayoc: "Surveyor's mark."
Hungry girl: "Oh sorry, surveyors-mark-on-his-headcicle. And throw in a Killary pop"
 
2018-10-27 05:00:18 PM  
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2018-10-27 05:02:54 PM  
You know who else drove an ice cream truck?

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2018-10-27 05:06:47 PM  

phamwaa: I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: Alex_Lee: reno301: As a Floridian I blame the heat for the thinking in this state. That's why I'm only in highly air conditioned areas at practically all times.

Not to mention the constant threat of hurricanes for six months out of the year. I'm convinced the threat of being wiped off the map rattles the brain.

/Don't get me started on the reptiles.

Florida: America's appendix.

Florida: America's Hernia.


Penis with infected balls. Re liscense plate
 
2018-10-27 05:06:58 PM  

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Only one scoop? Sad!
 
2018-10-27 05:09:59 PM  
Ghetto Ass Ice Cream Truck
Youtube yQfzyz1LFGQ
Sounds pretty ghetto ass.
(NSFW language)
 
2018-10-27 05:12:51 PM  
Gimme a scoop of antisemitism.
 
2018-10-27 05:15:50 PM  
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2018-10-27 05:17:48 PM  
Enhance.


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2018-10-27 05:19:08 PM  

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i cuss, you cuss, we all cuss for asparagus!
 
2018-10-27 05:19:41 PM  
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2018-10-27 05:21:32 PM  

Tenga: Gimme a scoop of antisemitism.


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2018-10-27 05:30:44 PM  

metric: Suspect Cesar Sayoc 'was anti everything'

He wasn't anti-Trump.


That's probably because he was just contrary to whatever.  Probably jump-started while amidst some Democrats and his psychic short-circuit took off from there.

/Really scary part:  he fit right in while at a Florida strip club.
//Was he on the gun no-buy list???
 
2018-10-27 05:49:34 PM  

sardonicobserver: metric: Suspect Cesar Sayoc 'was anti everything'

He wasn't anti-Trump.

That's probably because he was just contrary to whatever.  Probably jump-started while amidst some Democrats and his psychic short-circuit took off from there.

/Really scary part:  he fit right in while at a Florida strip club.
//Was he on the gun no-buy list???


Being a convicted felon,he was not to have any firearms..I hadn't heard of any guns being found.
So at least he didn't break THAT law..
 
2018-10-27 06:07:04 PM  
Frank Zappa - He Used To Cut The Grass - 1979
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2018-10-27 06:54:09 PM  

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I'm just glad someone covered the tangential Twisted Metal angle in this thread.
 
2018-10-27 07:00:56 PM  

Alex_Lee: reno301: As a Floridian I blame the heat for the thinking in this state. That's why I'm only in highly air conditioned areas at practically all times.

Not to mention the constant threat of hurricanes for six months out of the year. I'm convinced the threat of being wiped off the map rattles the brain.

/Don't get me started on the reptiles.


Yes! Snakes in the yard. I had two armadillos fight in my yard and the dead carcass was finally eaten by vultures. Plus frogs size of my face in the pool. Im thinking I might retire in Alaska were I can stay indoors with no animal threat because it's too damn cold.
 
2018-10-27 07:31:01 PM  

reno301: Alex_Lee: reno301: As a Floridian I blame the heat for the thinking in this state. That's why I'm only in highly air conditioned areas at practically all times.

Not to mention the constant threat of hurricanes for six months out of the year. I'm convinced the threat of being wiped off the map rattles the brain.

/Don't get me started on the reptiles.

Yes! Snakes in the yard. I had two armadillos fight in my yard and the dead carcass was finally eaten by vultures. Plus frogs size of my face in the pool. Im thinking I might retire in Alaska were I can stay indoors with no animal threat because it's too damn cold.


Mmmm.  Frog legs.
 
2018-10-27 07:44:18 PM  

reno301: Alex_Lee: reno301: As a Floridian I blame the heat for the thinking in this state. That's why I'm only in highly air conditioned areas at practically all times.

Not to mention the constant threat of hurricanes for six months out of the year. I'm convinced the threat of being wiped off the map rattles the brain.

/Don't get me started on the reptiles.

Yes! Snakes in the yard. I had two armadillos fight in my yard and the dead carcass was finally eaten by vultures. Plus frogs size of my face in the pool. Im thinking I might retire in Alaska were I can stay indoors with no animal threat because it's too damn cold.


Alaska has clouds of mosquitoes that will carry you away. And y'know... bears
 
2018-10-27 08:07:06 PM  

TheDirtyNacho: reno301: Alex_Lee: reno301: As a Floridian I blame the heat for the thinking in this state. That's why I'm only in highly air conditioned areas at practically all times.

Not to mention the constant threat of hurricanes for six months out of the year. I'm convinced the threat of being wiped off the map rattles the brain.

/Don't get me started on the reptiles.

Yes! Snakes in the yard. I had two armadillos fight in my yard and the dead carcass was finally eaten by vultures. Plus frogs size of my face in the pool. Im thinking I might retire in Alaska were I can stay indoors with no animal threat because it's too damn cold.

Alaska has clouds of mosquitoes that will carry you away. And y'know... bears


Yeah but if I'm retired I don't really have to go outside much and there won't be (I'm assuming) huge flying cockroaches and snakes and spiders     And pythons and alligators and every other invasive species idiots have brought in.
 
2018-10-27 08:14:23 PM  

TheDirtyNacho: reno301: Alex_Lee: reno301: As a Floridian I blame the heat for the thinking in this state. That's why I'm only in highly air conditioned areas at practically all times.

Not to mention the constant threat of hurricanes for six months out of the year. I'm convinced the threat of being wiped off the map rattles the brain.

/Don't get me started on the reptiles.

Yes! Snakes in the yard. I had two armadillos fight in my yard and the dead carcass was finally eaten by vultures. Plus frogs size of my face in the pool. Im thinking I might retire in Alaska were I can stay indoors with no animal threat because it's too damn cold.

Alaska has clouds of mosquitoes that will carry you away. And y'know... bears


I didn't realize armadillos fight like that, I've only seen a couple in the wild but they always seemed bumbling and peaceful. Mosquitoes! Yeah, those rascals can find me in a crowd of a thousand. I just looked it up, apparently Iceland does not have mosquitoes, deadly spiders, or snakes.  Apparently the occasional polar bear drifts in on ice but they aren't endemic. Hmmm, Iceland is looking pretty good right now.
 
2018-10-27 08:38:53 PM  
I'd like some ice cream, but I can't decide if I want Michael Moore Throat Shot, Kathleen Sebelius between the cones, or Hillary Booger Cream.

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2018-10-27 09:07:56 PM  
The Florida tag explains it all.
 
2018-10-27 09:21:40 PM  

Scanty Em: JFC what kind of ice cream trucks do they have down there?


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2018-10-27 10:05:27 PM  

reno301: TheDirtyNacho: reno301: Alex_Lee: reno301: As a Floridian I blame the heat for the thinking in this state. That's why I'm only in highly air conditioned areas at practically all times.

Not to mention the constant threat of hurricanes for six months out of the year. I'm convinced the threat of being wiped off the map rattles the brain.

/Don't get me started on the reptiles.

Yes! Snakes in the yard. I had two armadillos fight in my yard and the dead carcass was finally eaten by vultures. Plus frogs size of my face in the pool. Im thinking I might retire in Alaska were I can stay indoors with no animal threat because it's too damn cold.

Alaska has clouds of mosquitoes that will carry you away. And y'know... bears

Yeah but if I'm retired I don't really have to go outside much and there won't be (I'm assuming) huge flying cockroaches and snakes and spiders     And pythons and alligators and every other invasive species idiots have brought in.


Um, alligators are native. They're the exact opposite of an invasive species.
 
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