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(Washington Examiner)   There is no way the MAGA bomber story can get any more Florida. You say he worked as a male stripper? I stand corrected   ( washingtonexaminer.com) divider line
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2018-10-26 02:22:31 PM  
Never underestimate Florida Man!
 
2018-10-26 02:24:10 PM  
WTF did I just read?
And why am I finding out who the MAGA bomber is from TMZ?
 
2018-10-26 02:24:20 PM  
Here he is in action:

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2018-10-26 02:24:37 PM  
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2018-10-26 02:24:55 PM  

Khryswhy: WTF did I just read?
And why am I finding out who the MAGA bomber is from TMZ?


Cuz you've been under a rock for several hours?
 
2018-10-26 02:25:03 PM  
Oh.........dear.
 
2018-10-26 02:25:35 PM  

Khryswhy: WTF did I just read?
And why am I finding out who the MAGA bomber is from TMZ?


Because FoxNEWS is still trying to figure out how to blame this on Obama??
 
2018-10-26 02:26:06 PM  
In what, 1985?
 
2018-10-26 02:26:10 PM  

Badmoodman: Khryswhy: WTF did I just read?
And why am I finding out who the MAGA bomber is from TMZ?

Cuz you've been under a rock for several hours?


The News Flash for the arrest only went to the Politics tab. It should have been Main page ,in my opinion.
 
2018-10-26 02:26:44 PM  

HempHead: Khryswhy: WTF did I just read?
And why am I finding out who the MAGA bomber is from TMZ?

Because FoxNEWS is still trying to figure out how to blame this on Obama??


Yep, they are still in an emergency meeting on how to spin this as the Democrats fault.
 
2018-10-26 02:27:55 PM  
Please, please, please, everyone keep using the term MAGA Bomber.
 
2018-10-26 02:27:58 PM  
Conservative, family values right there people.
 
2018-10-26 02:27:58 PM  
The other day, I was discussing growing a goatee until we emerge from the darkest timeline. Now, I'm considering growing some sort of reverse goatee until we get out of the dumbest.
 
2018-10-26 02:28:02 PM  
I'd pay him to take it off
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2018-10-26 02:28:04 PM  
MAGAc Mike? Just got back home to see all this on TV.
 
2018-10-26 02:28:14 PM  

cgraves67: Badmoodman: Khryswhy: WTF did I just read?
And why am I finding out who the MAGA bomber is from TMZ?

Cuz you've been under a rock for several hours?

The News Flash for the arrest only went to the Politics tab. It should have been Main page ,in my opinion.


Partisans are so annoying.  It is a wonder they don't try to kill each other.
 
2018-10-26 02:28:20 PM  
He worked for company called "Gold Productions?"   That doesn't sound like a Trump shell company or anything.  Ten bucks says Trump picked the name all by himself.
 
2018-10-26 02:28:45 PM  
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2018-10-26 02:29:07 PM  
The important thing is that it's quickly becoming referred to as the MAGAbomber
 
2018-10-26 02:29:16 PM  
Honestly, that's a point in his favor.

And yes, it's MAGA Bomber forever.
 
2018-10-26 02:29:35 PM  
headline says he worked as a male stripper...

reads article...huh guess he did not work as a male stripper.

with all this going on, why the fark is it a slow news day on fark? Do yall get paid per green?
 
2018-10-26 02:29:39 PM  
I wonder if his dong is as limp as his bombs.
 
2018-10-26 02:29:56 PM  

fngoofy: Please, please, please, everyone keep using the term MAGA Bomber.


And Vanifesto
 
2018-10-26 02:29:57 PM  
Let's see his time as a bath salts user/dealer and as an old burro's pimp and we'll just call it like a Florida election.
 
2018-10-26 02:29:59 PM  
"After being told by satisfied customers that my 'package was the bomb', I suddenly had an idea..."
 
2018-10-26 02:30:33 PM  
And they don't even talk about his family's accomplishments. Like how his grandfather perfected the method of 'Americanizing' oriental eyes.
 
2018-10-26 02:30:49 PM  
I read the comments.  When will I learn? When? I'm so happy I live in the UK where we don't suffer from any of this political bullshiat and the country hasn't been artificially driven into trying to tear each other to shreds over..... yeah, never mind, we're all farked.
 
2018-10-26 02:30:51 PM  
Male stripper, so some Republican legislators will be caught up in this too.
 
2018-10-26 02:30:56 PM  
A self hating conservative?  What are the odds?
 
2018-10-26 02:31:38 PM  

LarryDan43: HempHead: Khryswhy: WTF did I just read?
And why am I finding out who the MAGA bomber is from TMZ?

Because FoxNEWS is still trying to figure out how to blame this on Obama??

Yep, they are still in an emergency meeting on how to spin this as the Democrats fault.


I figured it out. Cesar Soyac is an anagram for 'A accessory'. So this is all a democratic conspiracy, he's not the bomber, just their fall guy to make it look like it's the republicans fault.

/Will see this on Fox later
 
2018-10-26 02:32:01 PM  

guestguy: "After being told by satisfied customers that my 'package was the MEGA bomb', I suddenly had an idea..."


Here you go.... I corrected it for you.  :)
 
2018-10-26 02:32:05 PM  
I thought it was odd his profession wasn't mentioned earlier.
 
2018-10-26 02:32:30 PM  
This is strange because I've heard his pipe didn't work.
 
2018-10-26 02:32:44 PM  

Calypsocookie: I'd pay him to take it off
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He'd native American?

Does that mean he's just trying to repel the invaders?
 
2018-10-26 02:33:15 PM  
Florida : just in case we aren't awful enough... Our roaches can fly.
 
2018-10-26 02:33:18 PM  

Starkaryen: I figured it out. Cesar Soyac is an anagram for 'A accessory'. So this is all a democratic conspiracy, he's not the bomber, just their fall guy to make it look like it's the republicans fault.


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2018-10-26 02:33:18 PM  

Badmoodman: Khryswhy: WTF did I just read?
And why am I finding out who the MAGA bomber is from TMZ?

Cuz you've been under a rock for several hours?


Or only clicks links of TMZ levels of journalism for their news.

/TMZ - Not even once
 
2018-10-26 02:33:30 PM  

cowgirl toffee: guestguy: "After being told by satisfied customers that my 'package was the MAGA bomb', I suddenly had an idea..."

Here you go.... I corrected it for you.  :)


And I corrected it for you!
=P
 
2018-10-26 02:33:59 PM  
Having just been reading his Twitter, he was angry at TMZ, as well. If only he'd known that they'd be the ones to break the news of him being a stripper, he'd have sent them a bomb, too.

/likely already did
 
2018-10-26 02:34:10 PM  
4Chan's losing their shiat over this. Anyone can buy a bunch of stickers and put it on his van, his arrest record was chnaged in the last hour from Democrat to Republican etc. It'd be funny if I could be sure they're trolling themselves
 
2018-10-26 02:34:45 PM  

Stantz: 4Chan's losing their shiat over this. Anyone can buy a bunch of stickers and put it on his van, his arrest record was chnaged in the last hour from Democrat to Republican etc. It'd be funny if I could be sure they're trolling themselves


Quick, let's take screenshots and put them over funny meme music.
 
2018-10-26 02:34:46 PM  

Stantz: 4Chan's losing their shiat over this. Anyone can buy a bunch of stickers and put it on his van, his arrest record was chnaged in the last hour from Democrat to Republican etc. It'd be funny if I could be sure they're trolling themselves


That would be pretty wild to watch.
 
2018-10-26 02:34:51 PM  

Uli_Lodestone: cowgirl toffee: guestguy: "After being told by satisfied customers that my 'package was the MAGA bomb', I suddenly had an idea..."

Here you go.... I corrected it for you.  :)

And I corrected it for you!
=P


So many erection corrections...
 
2018-10-26 02:35:17 PM  

Jarnseax: Stantz: 4Chan's losing their shiat over this. Anyone can buy a bunch of stickers and put it on his van, his arrest record was chnaged in the last hour from Democrat to Republican etc. It'd be funny if I could be sure they're trolling themselves

Quick, let's take screenshots and put them over funny meme music.


They did that with us on Election day.

TRIGGERED 4Chan MEMERS COMPILATION
 
2018-10-26 02:35:45 PM  

cgraves67: Badmoodman: Khryswhy: WTF did I just read?
And why am I finding out who the MAGA bomber is from TMZ?

Cuz you've been under a rock for several hours?

The News Flash for the arrest only went to the Politics tab. It should have been Main page ,in my opinion.


I'm pretty sure it was on the main page for a few because I clicked on it and very, verrrrrry rarely go into the cesspool known as the politics tab.  I even had it up in a browser and when I clicked refresh I saw something about it being a duplicate of another thread.
 
2018-10-26 02:35:47 PM  
He had a really suspicious package
 
2018-10-26 02:36:24 PM  

fngoofy: Please, please, please, everyone keep using the term MAGA Bomber.


THE FACTS AREN'T ALL IN!

FALSE-FLAG!

ONCE SAID SOMETHING POSITIVE ABOUT SANDERS!

MENTALLY ILL AND NEEDS HELP!

STOP JUMPING TO CONCLUSIONS!

LIBERALS ONCE TRIED TO HURT PEOPLE!!!

BOTH SIDES!!!!!
 
2018-10-26 02:36:25 PM  

aungen: cgraves67: Badmoodman: Khryswhy: WTF did I just read?
And why am I finding out who the MAGA bomber is from TMZ?

Cuz you've been under a rock for several hours?

The News Flash for the arrest only went to the Politics tab. It should have been Main page ,in my opinion.

Partisans are so annoying.  It is a wonder they don't try to kill each other.


Give 'em time. They will.
 
2018-10-26 02:36:30 PM  
Poor guy was nothing but a strip club NPC. #sad.
 
2018-10-26 02:37:22 PM  

Starkaryen: LarryDan43: HempHead: Khryswhy: WTF did I just read?
And why am I finding out who the MAGA bomber is from TMZ?

Because FoxNEWS is still trying to figure out how to blame this on Obama??

Yep, they are still in an emergency meeting on how to spin this as the Democrats fault.

I figured it out. Cesar Soyac is an anagram for 'A accessory'. So this is all a democratic conspiracy, he's not the bomber, just their fall guy to make it look like it's the republicans fault.

/Will see this on Fox later


It's also an anagram for "yo, carcases "

spooky
 
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