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(Independent)   Pricipal . Caught Sayoc bomb that has stoped Vandstandsing " MAGAbombed " Is He dead or not. CNN Says yes. St. Pete Times Looking for vanifesto -OR- "hello, I am mail dud bomb to explode and wait for answer again"   ( independent.co.uk) divider line
    More: Florida, independent minds, Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Democratic Party, President Donald Trump, Mr Trump, Hillary Rodham Clinton, United States presidential election, 2008  
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2018-10-26 12:54:03 PM  
What the fark is this shiatass headline? Expect more of yourselves.
 
2018-10-26 12:54:45 PM  
There we go!
 
2018-10-26 12:55:31 PM  
This headline is a mess.
 
2018-10-26 12:56:00 PM  
This has always been the stupidest Farkism ever.
 
2018-10-26 12:57:05 PM  

AdmirableSnackbar: This has always been the stupidest Farkism ever.


seconded.
 
2018-10-26 12:59:10 PM  
that headline has a shroom peen.
 
2018-10-26 12:59:39 PM  
This headline is awful
 
2018-10-26 12:59:43 PM  
Freaking idiocy.  I expect better from you, FARK.
 
2018-10-26 01:02:58 PM  

raerae1980: This headline is a mess.


A delightful mess
 
2018-10-26 01:02:59 PM  
That's better.
 
2018-10-26 01:06:15 PM  
So, after a few days of "A Democrat did it", now we have to put up with, "they are framing this guy"...

You could tell a Trumpsheep that a freezer makes things cold and he'd bleat that the food is teleported to the arctic then teleported back when you open the door...
 
2018-10-26 01:06:35 PM  
I think the van will do in lieu of a written manifesto.

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2018-10-26 01:07:15 PM  
So as expected, he is trying to Make America Great Again
 
2018-10-26 01:07:37 PM  
He is incredibly anti-immigration.

Considering he's a Native American, I reckon he has a point.
 
2018-10-26 01:07:52 PM  
Ah.  Good ol' pricipal caught sayof.  A fark hall of famer best used in small doses, maybe to or three times a year.
 
TWX
2018-10-26 01:07:55 PM  
I would really like to see the van and everything prominently displayed on it get a lot more press coverage. Unfortunately that seems unlikely.
 
2018-10-26 01:08:13 PM  

bigfatbuddhist: So, after a few days of "A Democrat did it", now we have to put up with, "they are framing this guy"...

You could tell a Trumpsheep that a freezer makes things cold and he'd bleat that the food is teleported to the arctic then teleported back when you open the door...


That's just stupid. The food goes to Antarctica. Why do you think we have a permanent settlement there?
 
2018-10-26 01:08:34 PM  

bigfatbuddhist: You could tell a Trumpsheep that a freezer makes things cold and he'd bleat that the food is teleported to the arctic then teleported back when you open the door...


It's the Deep Freeze State.
 
2018-10-26 01:08:50 PM  
https://imgur.com/a/ij9qiAQ

Assorted photos of the accused bomber's van.
 
2018-10-26 01:08:56 PM  
I like the headline.  I don't know why people can't like what I like.  I like such good things!  Puppies and kitties and booze and full frontal nudity...and Principal caught Sayof
 
2018-10-26 01:09:12 PM  
The suspect is said to be 56 years old, and reportedly owned a white van that is covered with pictures of Mr Trump, the presidential seal, and the insignia of the Republican Party.

I love how they mention those pictures but "forget" to mention it also has pictures of Hillary Clinton in crosshairs, among other people in the crosshairs.
 
2018-10-26 01:09:13 PM  
I am absolutely stunned that a man who mailed pipe bombs to a dozen critics of the president has turned out to be a supporter of the president. Who could have seen this coming?!
 
2018-10-26 01:09:24 PM  
Isn't there a reverse quotient about decals vs., credibility if you're over 16?


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2018-10-26 01:09:24 PM  
As if there were any doubt whatsoever...

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2018-10-26 01:09:35 PM  
MSN has a much better article about this. "He was taken into custody in the parking lot of an AutoZone store in Plantation, near Fort Lauderdale, where two witnesses told Reuters they heard a loud blast at the time of the arrest." Well I guess that *possibly* answers the question about whether he could make a bomb that could actually explode.  https://www.msn.com/en-us/n​ews/us/poli​ce-find-packages-sent-to-ex-us-intel-c​hief-clapper-us-sen-booker/ar-BBOVLpa?​OCID=ansmsnnews11
 
2018-10-26 01:09:52 PM  

NotThatGuyAgain: He is incredibly anti-immigration.

Considering he's a Native American, I reckon he has a point.


He's a filipino from brooklyn.
 
2018-10-26 01:09:52 PM  

TWX: I would really like to see the van and everything prominently displayed on it get a lot more press coverage.


Create news stories like "anyone with a Trump bumper sticker might be a bomber"? I like it.
 
2018-10-26 01:10:07 PM  
When I read the dude's name, I knew what the fark headline would be
 
2018-10-26 01:10:16 PM  
According to freerepublic.com, this guy is funded by the Clinton Foundation, Soros, and is an MK ULTRA agent of the Deep State.
 
2018-10-26 01:11:00 PM  

scubamage: https://imgur.com/a/ij9qiAQ

Assorted photos of the accused bomber's van.


Yep, definitely a false flag operation from one of the anti-fa libbie-lib-LIEberals
 
2018-10-26 01:11:01 PM  
Well done, Subby. You beat me to it, although mine would have been just 'caught sayoc'.
Incidentally, yesterday, a Farker surmised that the bomber would turn out to be someone with a white van, covered with stickers. Seems he was right.
 
2018-10-26 01:11:09 PM  

scubamage: https://imgur.com/a/ij9qiAQ

Assorted photos of the accused bomber's van.


You'd think a guy who's that meticulous with his sticker placement would make a somewhat more presentable 'bomb' that wouldn't be described as "Mickey mouse like"
 
2018-10-26 01:11:15 PM  
I'm just glad that Vanifesto is getting some traction.
 
2018-10-26 01:11:15 PM  
Is this the thread where "people" with 6+ year old accounts out themselves by not knowing basic farkisms?
 
2018-10-26 01:11:19 PM  
Florida voter registration:

Full Name:
CESAR A SAYOC
City:
AVENTURA
County Name:
MIAMI-DADE
Date Of Registration:
3/4/2016
Party:
Republican Party of Florida
Voter Status:
Active*
 
2018-10-26 01:11:22 PM  

raerae1980: This headline is a mess.


Fine, I'll grab a towel.
 
2018-10-26 01:12:00 PM  

Jake Havechek: Freaking idiocy.  I expect better from you, FARK.


Dog wants steak, cop math, etc.
 
2018-10-26 01:12:16 PM  

TWX: I would really like to see the van and everything prominently displayed on it get a lot more press coverage. Unfortunately that seems unlikely.


Well, MSNBC just spent a ton of time on it
 
2018-10-26 01:12:29 PM  
You know what this headline needs? :
translate.google.com
 
2018-10-26 01:12:30 PM  

Great_Milenko: As if there were any doubt whatsoever...

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Can't be him.  I've been assured by Farkistan that brown people are always shot by police.
 
2018-10-26 01:13:01 PM  

bigfatbuddhist: So, after a few days of "A Democrat did it", now we have to put up with, "they are framing this guy"...

You could tell a Trumpsheep that a freezer makes things cold and he'd bleat that the food is teleported to the arctic then teleported back when you open the door...


If he were really smart, and wanted to help the conservative cause, he'd say something like that he is a Deep State agent, and was paid by Soros to send the bombs in order to discredit Republicans. I don't think he's that smart, though...
 
2018-10-26 01:13:03 PM  

Great_Milenko: As if there were any doubt whatsoever...

[zerohedge.com image 850x637]


If you're going off the facebook page, I think it's a fake. Mainly because that account just posted 9 minutes ago.
 
2018-10-26 01:13:12 PM  
This will be the thread where we can separate out the Farkers into how long they've been on Fark:

1. Relatively new Farkers: WTF is this?
2. Somewhat older Farkers: I've seen this and I think it's stupid.
3. Farkers who remember the original:

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/original headline may have been influenced by vodak
//yes, vodak, you fools
 
2018-10-26 01:13:23 PM  
It says on his van that he is a Seminole, so here we go.

John Anderson Seminole Wind
Youtube W8sh9P3X33w
 
2018-10-26 01:13:25 PM  

Jake Havechek: According to freerepublic.com, this guy is funded by the Clinton Foundation, Soros, and is an MK ULTRA agent of the Deep State.


D'oh!!
 
2018-10-26 01:13:47 PM  

TWX: I would really like to see the van and everything prominently displayed on it get a lot more press coverage. Unfortunately that seems unlikely.


MSNBC has been showing it fairly often, and had a sort of meme expert talking about the various pics on it
 
2018-10-26 01:14:05 PM  

Great_Milenko: As if there were any doubt whatsoever...

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Old dude is jacked.
 
2018-10-26 01:14:11 PM  

Walker: The suspect is said to be 56 years old, and reportedly owned a white van that is covered with pictures of Mr Trump, the presidential seal, and the insignia of the Republican Party.

I love how they mention those pictures but "forget" to mention it also has pictures of Hillary Clinton in crosshairs, among other people in the crosshairs.


Those are surveyor's marks.
 
2018-10-26 01:14:30 PM  

NotThatGuyAgain: He is incredibly anti-immigration.

Considering he's a Native American, I reckon he has a point.


I don't think he is.  His last name is Phillipino.
 
2018-10-26 01:14:43 PM  

AdmirableSnackbar: This has always been the stupidest Farkism ever.


Just saying, DIAF wound up in a kids movie on Netflix.
 
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