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(Huffington Post)   Trump: Californians are rioting in protest over sanctuary cities. Californians: What in the livin' fark are you talking about?   ( huffingtonpost.com) divider line
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2018-10-22 02:19:16 PM  
Fake news
 
2018-10-22 02:23:12 PM  
So they're an angry mob?
 
2018-10-22 02:23:39 PM  
He's making up riots now. How much in a bubble are his supporters?
 
2018-10-22 02:31:02 PM  
*looks around her*
Well...shiat.........where's all the protesters?
 
2018-10-22 02:33:03 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: He's making up riots now. How much in a bubble are his supporters?


He made claims about immigrant riots in Sweden.

I do like that he insulted his own supporters as a violent mob, though.
 
2018-10-22 02:34:01 PM  
The willingness of a people to attract immigrants to their city, province or nation is generally positively related to their ability to attract any significant number of them.

Determining the precise causal relationship is left as an exercise to those replying to this thread.
 
2018-10-22 02:38:50 PM  
They're demanding they be released from sanctuary cities.

We all know he'll say anything that gets the right reaction from whoever he is trying to flim-flam at the moment, so I gotta ask:

How farked up was the crowd he was talking to for that utter codswallop to be a winning line?
 
2018-10-22 02:40:03 PM  
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2018-10-22 02:49:49 PM  
"A lot of people in California don't want" sanctuary cities, Trump said. "They're rioting now; they wanna get out of their sanctuary cities ... They're demanding they be released from sanctuary cities."

which part is more batsh*t: making up riots or making up the part where people can't leave their city?

Because, really, the two layer together to make quite an intricate super lie of how Americans are... oppressed, I guess?  Like, do people in San Francisco need papers to move to West Covina?  Or to Oklahoma?

Seriously, what.  the.  f*ck.  is he going on about?
 
2018-10-22 02:51:56 PM  
If any sane person had a relative that was obviously delusional and subject to violent fits of unexplained rage they would seek to have them committed to a locked ward. With Donnie his cult members encourage the crazy.
 
2018-10-22 02:57:23 PM  

meat0918: Fake news


Its not fake if it feels true
 
2018-10-22 02:59:22 PM  
And after the riots, those mobs all retired to their rooftops to celebrate 9/11.
 
2018-10-22 02:59:22 PM  
Look, we all know by now that Donnie's cult audiences will believe everything he says, no matter how ridiculous or outrageous.

I think it'd be pretty funny if he happened to mention that we secretly put astronauts on the moon, ya know, like last month.
 
2018-10-22 02:59:36 PM  
I'm in CA, and have you non-CA Farkers not seen any pictures from the riots?
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2018-10-22 03:00:09 PM  

Badmoodman: Look, we all know by now that Donnie's cult audiences will believe everything he says, no matter how ridiculous or outrageous.

I think it'd be pretty funny if he happened to mention that we secretly put astronauts on the moon, ya know, like last month.


My brain farted. Mars, not the moon.

Ugh.
 
2018-10-22 03:00:24 PM  
This Trump fellow sure seems to lie a lot.
 
2018-10-22 03:00:34 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: He's making up riots now. How much in a bubble are his supporters?


Yes.
 
2018-10-22 03:00:35 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: He's making up riots now. How much in a bubble are his supporters?


If they can't look outside to verify it they'll believe him.
"no go zones" in Europe as an example.
 
2018-10-22 03:00:52 PM  
They're demanding they be released from sanctuary cities.

I'm honestly questioning whether or not Trump thinks that sanctuary cities means the mayor goes around and forbids all Republicans from leaving town.
 
TWX
2018-10-22 03:00:53 PM  

weddingsinger: "A lot of people in California don't want" sanctuary cities, Trump said. "They're rioting now; they wanna get out of their sanctuary cities ... They're demanding they be released from sanctuary cities."

which part is more batsh*t: making up riots or making up the part where people can't leave their city?

Because, really, the two layer together to make quite an intricate super lie of how Americans are... oppressed, I guess?  Like, do people in San Francisco need papers to move to West Covina?  Or to Oklahoma?

Seriously, what.  the.  f*ck.  is he going on about?


What's really funny is that rural America is just as likely to have undocumented immigrants as urban America, especially in industries that have historically relied on seasonal workers or on tough labor jobs that don't pay well. And even though an ICE raid on a town would probably destroy the livelihoods of the Americans that employ them, these people still support politicians that push for hard-line approaches to immigration.
 
2018-10-22 03:01:24 PM  
It's just a bunch of Californians dancing in the streets, because they're so happy that live in liberal la-la land. Trump doesn't understand. The races are all mixed there.
 
2018-10-22 03:01:31 PM  

Meatsim1: meat0918: Fake news

Its not fake if it feels true


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2018-10-22 03:01:34 PM  
He must have binge-watched 80's movies this weekend.

Butcher of Bakersfield
Youtube P8DQlqemkcQ
 
2018-10-22 03:02:37 PM  

EvilEgg: So they're an angry mob?


Better than an angry moob.
 
2018-10-22 03:03:05 PM  
Doesn't matter if it's true. Fox will repeat it, it'll get picked up by all the talk radio douchebags, and it'll become the truth among right wingers outside the state of California.
 
2018-10-22 03:03:22 PM  
It's Bowling Green all over again.
 
2018-10-22 03:03:31 PM  

raerae1980: *looks around her*
Well...shiat.........where's all the protesters?


It's a trial of the new F3.14 Stealth Protester. They're that good.
 
2018-10-22 03:04:11 PM  

MikeyFuccon: The willingness of a people to attract immigrants to their city, province or nation is generally positively related to their ability to attract any significant number of them.

Determining the precise causal relationship is left as an exercise to those replying to this thread.


What I don't get is why all these murderers and rapists are leaving their paradises and moving to shiathole sanctuary cities.
 
2018-10-22 03:04:21 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: He's making up riots now. How much in a bubble are his supporters?


"The universe is a sphere 708 meters in diameter"
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Crusher got trapped in an literal alternate reality bubble that was powered by her thoughts and she STILL wasn't as delusionally disconnected from reality as Trumper cultists.
 
2018-10-22 03:04:36 PM  
White riot - I want to riot
White riot - a riot of my own
 
2018-10-22 03:04:42 PM  
I was in Malmö, Sweden, for 3 months this summer including during election season. I saw no riots. There are a lot of immigrants in Malmö, though. I saw anti-Trump graffiti.
 
2018-10-22 03:05:14 PM  

Snarfangel: EvilEgg: So they're an angry mob?

Better than an angry moob.


Or angry Moops

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2018-10-22 03:05:23 PM  

weddingsinger: "A lot of people in California don't want" sanctuary cities, Trump said. "They're rioting now; they wanna get out of their sanctuary cities ... They're demanding they be released from sanctuary cities."

which part is more batsh*t: making up riots or making up the part where people can't leave their city?

Because, really, the two layer together to make quite an intricate super lie of how Americans are... oppressed, I guess?  Like, do people in San Francisco need papers to move to West Covina?  Or to Oklahoma?

Seriously, what.  the.  f*ck.  is he going on about?


Even more frightening is what are his supporters garnering from it?

These people are downright ignorant and stupid. It's incredible how effective gaslighting is towards 30+% of the american electorate.  ☹
 
2018-10-22 03:05:33 PM  
I am sure he regrets his inartful statement...

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2018-10-22 03:05:34 PM  

Fart_Machine: It's Bowling Green all over again.


I lost my gay grandparents in that massacre.
 
2018-10-22 03:05:51 PM  
"A lot of people in California don't want" sanctuary cities, Trump said. "They're rioting now; they wanna get out of their sanctuary cities ... They're demanding they be released from sanctuary cities."

Crap. He's uncovered the real reason behind gated communities! Get all the scared white people to move to a place with guards posted at what few exits there are, declare "SANCTUARY CITY" and lock them in. They won't be released until they pledge allegiance to socialism and George Soros.
 
2018-10-22 03:06:32 PM  
I live in California. There are no riots. If there were, even Fox would be reporting them and covering them breathlessly.

So, I'll ask once more: Where are the usual Trump supporters to defend this? Anyone? Any one of you want to attempt to legitimately address yet another blatant lie? There is nothing to be misunderstood here, as his vocabulary really only consists of grade school words, on average. So. Trump says there are riots in California over this. There are no riots in California over this.

And of course all we hear is crickets.

/fry_shocked.gif
//not enough coffee
///case of the mondays
 
2018-10-22 03:08:03 PM  
I was so upset about sanctuary cities this weekend that I grilled a tri-tip & drank some beer, enjoyed the weather.

a tri-tip is a triangular cut of beef from the bottom sirloin sub primal cut, FYI, and beer is like water.
 
2018-10-22 03:09:14 PM  

WayneKerr: Fart_Machine: It's Bowling Green all over again.

I lost my gay grandparents in that massacre.


I'm just glad my gay married turtle husband made it back home.
 
2018-10-22 03:09:33 PM  
Next up: Fox News pulls footage of either old American riots or current foreign riots and claim they're happening in Cali.
/then put a "correction" on their website at the bottom in tiny print a week later
 
2018-10-22 03:09:34 PM  
I predict large noisy crowds in Los Angeles this Friday! And they will be angry, too!


Because they'll be 0 and 2.
 
2018-10-22 03:09:45 PM  
Trump also again derided black congresswoman Maxine Waters, a California Democrat, as a "low IQ individual," an insult he largely reserves for her and one that others have called racist.

Jesus farking Christ, stop with this bullshiat already, he insults the IQ of plenty of people, and he doesn't even come close to only doing it for minorities. Search his Twatter archives, it's all right there.

http://www.trumptwitterarchive.com/
People who aren't Maxine Waters who Trump has dinged for a supposed "low IQ" or retweeted the same:
Britt Hume
Robert DeNiro
Jeb Bush
Jon Stewart
Chris Matthews
Barack Obama
GW Bush
Elizabeth Warren
Mika Brzezinski
Rick Wilson

Not only does he not reserve the insult for Maxine Waters or minorities, he uses it against white men more than anything. Just stick with the shiat that he actually does, rather than make up bullshiat. it's not like we don't have a list 42 miles long...
 
2018-10-22 03:11:02 PM  

WayneKerr: Fart_Machine: It's Bowling Green all over again.

I lost my gay grandparents in that massacre.


did you check the lost & found?
 
2018-10-22 03:11:11 PM  

TWX: weddingsinger: "A lot of people in California don't want" sanctuary cities, Trump said. "They're rioting now; they wanna get out of their sanctuary cities ... They're demanding they be released from sanctuary cities."

which part is more batsh*t: making up riots or making up the part where people can't leave their city?

Because, really, the two layer together to make quite an intricate super lie of how Americans are... oppressed, I guess?  Like, do people in San Francisco need papers to move to West Covina?  Or to Oklahoma?

Seriously, what.  the.  f*ck.  is he going on about?

What's really funny is that rural America is just as likely to have undocumented immigrants as urban America, especially in industries that have historically relied on seasonal workers or on tough labor jobs that don't pay well. And even though an ICE raid on a town would probably destroy the livelihoods of the Americans that employ them, these people still support politicians that push for hard-line approaches to immigration.


Yeah but "their" illegals who work on the farm next door don't get ideas about being above their station in life. Now, the uppity urban thugs who steal their tax dollars for welfare, that's totally different.

One of the most central and basic tenets of right wing authoritarians is, "it's different when it involves me."

/I have no doubt Bakersfield thinks their tax dollars prop up LA
 
2018-10-22 03:11:59 PM  

TWX: weddingsinger: "A lot of people in California don't want" sanctuary cities, Trump said. "They're rioting now; they wanna get out of their sanctuary cities ... They're demanding they be released from sanctuary cities."

which part is more batsh*t: making up riots or making up the part where people can't leave their city?

Because, really, the two layer together to make quite an intricate super lie of how Americans are... oppressed, I guess?  Like, do people in San Francisco need papers to move to West Covina?  Or to Oklahoma?

Seriously, what.  the.  f*ck.  is he going on about?

What's really funny is that rural America is just as likely to have undocumented immigrants as urban America, especially in industries that have historically relied on seasonal workers or on tough labor jobs that don't pay well. And even though an ICE raid on a town would probably destroy the livelihoods of the Americans that employ them, these people still support politicians that push for hard-line approaches to immigration.


A lot of small midwestern towns would shrivel up and die if the people working the line at the chicken or hog processing plant moved out of town.
 
2018-10-22 03:12:16 PM  

Atomsk: I live in California. There are no riots. If there were, even Fox would be reporting them and covering them breathlessly.

So, I'll ask once more: Where are the usual Trump supporters to defend this? Anyone? Any one of you want to attempt to legitimately address yet another blatant lie? There is nothing to be misunderstood here, as his vocabulary really only consists of grade school words, on average. So. Trump says there are riots in California over this. There are no riots in California over this.

And of course all we hear is crickets.

/fry_shocked.gif
//not enough coffee
///case of the mondays


I'm in CA also, and I heard someone yell something in the neighborhood last night. Sounds like a riot to me. The question is: which one of us is REALLY getting kicks out of these replies?
 
2018-10-22 03:12:27 PM  
Here's a picture of those Californians rioting against sanctuary cities.

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2018-10-22 03:12:37 PM  

EvilEgg: So they're an angry mob?


Bordering on uppity I hear.
 
2018-10-22 03:12:46 PM  

skyotter: This Trump fellow sure seems to lie a lot.


Like a farking rug...
 
2018-10-22 03:15:05 PM  

WayneKerr: Atomsk: I live in California. There are no riots. If there were, even Fox would be reporting them and covering them breathlessly.

So, I'll ask once more: Where are the usual Trump supporters to defend this? Anyone? Any one of you want to attempt to legitimately address yet another blatant lie? There is nothing to be misunderstood here, as his vocabulary really only consists of grade school words, on average. So. Trump says there are riots in California over this. There are no riots in California over this.

And of course all we hear is crickets.

/fry_shocked.gif
//not enough coffee
///case of the mondays

I'm in CA also, and I heard someone yell something in the neighborhood last night. Sounds like a riot to me. The question is: which one of us is REALLY getting kicks out of these replies?


I leave said kicks to you, good citizen, as I am currently falling asleep at my desk and do not intend to interrupt the process.
 
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