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(ESPN)   Can the Broncos trample the Cardinals in the desert? Will it be Case Closed or Risin' Rosen? How will this game impact your fantasy football team? It is your Thursday Night Football thread, kickoff at 8:20 PM ET on FOX   ( espn.com) divider line
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2018-10-18 11:02:00 AM  
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2018-10-18 11:33:20 AM  
It would certainly be something if Rosen could pull a rabbit out of his head and win this thing.
He's no Mahomes though.
 
2018-10-18 11:39:36 AM  
Whoever thought this game was a good one to put on national TV is currently filing for unemployment.
 
2018-10-18 11:49:07 AM  

desertgeek: Whoever thought this game was a good one to put on national TV is currently filing for unemployment.


They should be. Probably the same person that thought Giants-Falcons on Monday night was a good idea.
 
2018-10-18 05:32:02 PM  

desertgeek: Whoever thought this game was a good one to put on national TV is currently filing for unemployment.


Problem is I believe every team gets to be on Thursday night at least once.  At least I know it is spread out, unlike Monday Night Football or the Sunday night game- which are supposed to showcase a good match-up.

Part of the reason, and one of the many reasons, TNF has to die.
 
2018-10-18 07:32:49 PM  
The Mountain Time Bowl is a sad affair this year.  Hopefully it will be lulzy at least.
 
2018-10-18 07:45:27 PM  
Fitz just SACKED Kurt Warner during Kurt's solo segment!!

CLASSIC!!!

Live from the Steel Cactus Barrel/Jiffy-Pop Bowl, watch as the Broncos pull a Rabbit out of Rosen's Head.
 
2018-10-18 07:47:19 PM  
Ok Broncos, let's get win 3 on the way to our 6-10 season, GO DENVER!

Off to the gym, back at half, hope everyone is well.
 
2018-10-18 07:53:24 PM  
Hell, if I leave now, I could be in the Stadium at half time.
 
2018-10-18 07:54:49 PM  
Who's playing tonight?  Awww, the Denver Broncos?

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Sadly they are the better team tonight.
 
2018-10-18 07:55:42 PM  
Whichever coach loses this game will get fired. As a Broncos fans, all I can say is Go Cardinals!!!
 
2018-10-18 07:56:38 PM  

knbber2: Ok Broncos, let's get win 3 on the way to our 6-10 season, GO DENVER!

Off to the gym, back at half, hope everyone is well.


Yep.

QFT
 
2018-10-18 07:59:06 PM  
Fox has to show their Cacti, I shall show mine...

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2018-10-18 08:00:00 PM  

Linkster: Fitz just SACKED Kurt Warner during Kurt's solo segment!!

CLASSIC!!!

Live from the Steel Cactus Barrel/Jiffy-Pop Bowl, watch as the Broncos pull a Rabbit out of Rosen's Head.


Fitz has done that to a few people. It might be the first time he's done it on national TV, though.
 
2018-10-18 08:00:34 PM  

downstairs: desertgeek: Whoever thought this game was a good one to put on national TV is currently filing for unemployment.

Problem is I believe every team gets to be on Thursday night at least once.  At least I know it is spread out, unlike Monday Night Football or the Sunday night game- which are supposed to showcase a good match-up.

Part of the reason, and one of the many reasons, TNF has to die.


Buffalo doesn't have a Thursday game this year. They have a Monday night game, but no Thursday.
 
2018-10-18 08:06:13 PM  
Go Broncos!  I'm tired of you losing and me swearing.
 
2018-10-18 08:07:14 PM  

desertgeek: Linkster: Fitz just SACKED Kurt Warner during Kurt's solo segment!!

CLASSIC!!!

Live from the Steel Cactus Barrel/Jiffy-Pop Bowl, watch as the Broncos pull a Rabbit out of Rosen's Head.

Fitz has done that to a few people. It might be the first time he's done it on national TV, though.


I've seen it before at a live game, but not on tv.  You saw him catch the ball then jog over out of frame and Warner goes down real easy like.
 
2018-10-18 08:09:21 PM  

desertgeek: Buffalo doesn't have a Thursday game this year. They have a Monday night game, but no


I think it's one of those "Gosh it'd be nice if, but not quite 100% a hard and fast rule"

I'd guess its one of the things that makes the schedule such a PITA every year....they have a literal room of computers running for WEEKS to try and get the sched squared up each spring. It's quite the story

https://www.si.com/nfl/2018/04/19/sch​e​dule-release-teams-thursday-tv-mmqb-pe​ter-king
 
2018-10-18 08:10:12 PM  

downstairs: desertgeek: Whoever thought this game was a good one to put on national TV is currently filing for unemployment.

Problem is I believe every team gets to be on Thursday night at least once.  At least I know it is spread out, unlike Monday Night Football or the Sunday night game- which are supposed to showcase a good match-up.

Part of the reason, and one of the many reasons, TNF has to die.


Every Thursday night game should garbage.  And the announcers' booth should be Jeffrey Ross and Sarah Silverman or some other combo of roasters
 
2018-10-18 08:11:32 PM  
Yep, sinking that immooseible downhill 50 ft. put will make you go back to a golf course.
 
2018-10-18 08:12:29 PM  

Nana's Vibrator: downstairs: desertgeek: Whoever thought this game was a good one to put on national TV is currently filing for unemployment.

Problem is I believe every team gets to be on Thursday night at least once.  At least I know it is spread out, unlike Monday Night Football or the Sunday night game- which are supposed to showcase a good match-up.

Part of the reason, and one of the many reasons, TNF has to die.

Every Thursday night game should garbage.  And the announcers' booth should be Jeffrey Ross and Sarah Silverman or some other combo of roasters


At least as the third wheel. You know, like Booger.
 
2018-10-18 08:12:55 PM  
Josh Rosen is at the podium.

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2018-10-18 08:13:15 PM  
This is how mad things are in the Phoenix area tonight:

So you got Cards-Broncos in Glendale right now. At the top of the hour, Arizona State football is hosting Stanford on the other side of the Valley in Tempe.

And then, as the NFL game is ending; the Russian puppet Donald F*cking Trump is flying in for a rally tomorrow.

And that concludes tonight's edition of "Why I'm Glad I Moved."
 
2018-10-18 08:14:15 PM  
It's a Black Attack in the Red Zone.....


Yuk, yuk, yuk
 
2018-10-18 08:15:00 PM  
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My life is s**t right now, and Vance Joseph makes it WORSE. >:-(

Congratulations beforehand on your victory tonight, Arizona. I'll see you guys Sunday.
 
2018-10-18 08:15:49 PM  

desertgeek: This is how mad things are in the Phoenix area tonight:

So you got Cards-Broncos in Glendale right now. At the top of the hour, Arizona State football is hosting Stanford on the other side of the Valley in Tempe.

And then, as the NFL game is ending; the Russian puppet Donald F*cking Trump is flying in for a rally tomorrow.

And that concludes tonight's edition of "Why I'm Glad I Moved."

"Why I came straight home from work."

 
2018-10-18 08:16:02 PM  

Captain Steroid: [i1182.photobucket.com image 300x300]

My life is s**t right now, and Vance Joseph makes it WORSE. >:-(

Congratulations beforehand on your victory tonight, Arizona. I'll see you guys Sunday.


You're not losing tonight. Just run the ball and you'll win.
 
2018-10-18 08:16:17 PM  

Captain Steroid: [Link][i1182.photobucket.com image 300x300]

My life is s**t right now, and Vance Joseph makes it WORSE. >:-(

Congratulations beforehand on your victory tonight, Arizona. I'll see you guys Sunday.


Hope things get better cap'n.
 
2018-10-18 08:16:44 PM  

desertgeek: Whoever thought this game was a good one to put on national TV is currently filing for unemployment.


Someone should sack the people that were responsible for sacking people before that decision was made and failed to do so
 
2018-10-18 08:17:27 PM  
Is Joe Buck already drunk? The game hasn't even started!
 
2018-10-18 08:17:27 PM  

Captain Steroid: [Link][i1182.photobucket.com image 300x300]

My life is s**t right now, and Vance Joseph makes it WORSE. >:-(

Congratulations beforehand on your victory tonight, Arizona. I'll see you guys Sunday.


Nooooo Denver wins tonight no problem. I think Vonn Miller even promised big win

/Sorry shiat week
 
2018-10-18 08:18:08 PM  

Marbleisheavy: Captain Steroid: [Link][i1182.photobucket.com image 300x300]

My life is s**t right now, and Vance Joseph makes it WORSE. >:-(

Congratulations beforehand on your victory tonight, Arizona. I'll see you guys Sunday.

Hope things get better cap'n.


This

Chin up, Cap. We're still here, the world's still turning, and tomorrow's on the way. It can always be way, way worse
 
2018-10-18 08:19:34 PM  
Using my foolproof methodology, I predict that the Broncos win 11 - 8 in a game so bad that the NFL relegates both teams the euro league.
 
2018-10-18 08:19:47 PM  
Just wrapped up a meeting just in time for game time.

I didn't make it go faster just so I could watch the game, I swear.

*shifts eyes back and forth*
 
2018-10-18 08:20:12 PM  

xaks: Chin up, Cap. We're still here, the world's still turning, and tomorrow's on the way. It can always be way, way worse


THAT^ THIS!!!

/personal
//speriences
///Uuuuurrrppp333333
 
2018-10-18 08:22:00 PM  

Ethertap: Using my foolproof methodology, I predict that the Broncos win 11 - 8 in a game so bad that the NFL relegates both teams the euro league.


The only problem I'd have with this, is who would get promoted to take the place? The divisions must remain balanced numbers-wise for playoff seedings and such

And if that smegma-hose Saban gets back to the big stage I'm lighting him on fire, which will get me thrown in the hoosegow, and I don't WANNA go to jail, so be careful what we ask for, is all I'm sayin' here
 
2018-10-18 08:22:04 PM  
So Troy fell down and broke his crown and zippered his schlong in the interim?
 
2018-10-18 08:22:29 PM  
Ia this game in denver and the tv is wrong?  Joe Buck is high or medicated + drunk.
 
2018-10-18 08:22:40 PM  

ariseatex: Just wrapped up a meeting just in time for game time.

I didn't make it go faster just so I could watch the game, I swear.

*shifts eyes back and forth*


You like pain that much, huh?
 
2018-10-18 08:22:49 PM  
Damn it, YOU PROMISED ME BUCK!!!
 
2018-10-18 08:23:05 PM  
Does Joe Buck dye his eyebrows?
 
2018-10-18 08:23:12 PM  
Joe Buck Drunk-O-Meter:  9.875 (out of 10)

Totally wasted.  And yet, still not a 10.  That will come when he says something on live TV that should've been bleeped (or was otherwise unsuitable for cable or network TV).
 
2018-10-18 08:23:28 PM  

desertgeek: ariseatex: Just wrapped up a meeting just in time for game time.

I didn't make it go faster just so I could watch the game, I swear.

*shifts eyes back and forth*

You like pain that much, huh?


Hey now, don't be talkin' down to the sub types, that's not nice
 
2018-10-18 08:23:44 PM  

Marbleisheavy: Ia this game in denver and the tv is wrong?  Joe Buck is high or medicated + drunk.


Yes and AZ is a Medical MJ state.

/wink
//wink
 
2018-10-18 08:24:30 PM  
Hmmm

Not a fan of the XFL pajamas they gots on, honestly
 
2018-10-18 08:24:39 PM  

Marbleisheavy: Ia this game in denver and the tv is wrong?  Joe Buck is high or medicated + drunk.


Which reminds me of something needing done.
 
2018-10-18 08:25:08 PM  
I'm doing daily fantasy for this game. My 5-man roster is 3 Denver RBs, David Johnson, and the rookie Cards WR Kirk.

Just run the damn ball, tonight.
 
2018-10-18 08:25:12 PM  

Linkster: Marbleisheavy: Ia this game in denver and the tv is wrong?  Joe Buck is high or medicated + drunk.

Yes and AZ is a Medical MJ state.

/wink
//wink


Ahh good point.  I should have remembered that as we had a dispensary just down the road in Phoenix before we moved.
 
2018-10-18 08:25:25 PM  
I'm really worried my Broncos are going to lose! This is a real possibility, even against the worst team in the league.

They really need Wade Phillips back, he knows what to do with Miller and Chubb.
 
2018-10-18 08:25:34 PM  
Clownshoes!
 
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