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2018-10-12 10:08:50 AM  
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2018-10-12 11:21:52 AM  
When you add something other than cheese to a grilled cheese sandwich, it ceases to be a grilled cheese sandwich and becomes a something other sandwich with cheese.
 
2018-10-12 11:27:22 AM  
No, you are.
 
2018-10-12 11:44:53 AM  
Salsa and spicy mayo is better on burgers than ketchup and mustard.
 
2018-10-12 11:49:38 AM  
Batman (1989) is better than any Christopher Nolan Batman movie.
 
2018-10-12 11:53:13 AM  
Having AIDS is better than having chlamydia.

/ Chlamydia: a beautiful name for a girl.
 
2018-10-12 11:57:10 AM  
Return of the Living Dead is the best zombie movie ever.
 
2018-10-12 11:59:12 AM  
Technically correct is the best kind of correct.
 
2018-10-12 12:00:35 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Salsa and spicy mayo is better on burgers than ketchup and mustard.


Ketchup is the Jay Leno of condiments. Nothing wrong with it, but made to please everyone from 3 to 93.
 
2018-10-12 12:03:06 PM  
The toiler paper should roll from over the top forward.
 
2018-10-12 12:05:14 PM  
Inigo Montoya had an overdeveloped sense of vengeance.  Its going to get him in trouble some day.
 
2018-10-12 12:06:51 PM  
I eat pineapple pizza folded over with a knife and fork.

/ Ketchup on leathery steak is awesome.
 
2018-10-12 12:07:24 PM  
The Rolling Stones were better than The Beatles, and Aaron Rodgers is more talented than Tom Brady.
 
2018-10-12 12:11:10 PM  
Ishtar is a pretty good movie.

Alien, OTOH, is a terrible waste of film.
 
2018-10-12 12:19:34 PM  
  Cream cheese on toast is a treat.

Cream cheese in sushi should be a felony.
 
2018-10-12 12:24:15 PM  
The Clash and the Sex Pistols are the preeminent Punk icons because they were the first to sell out to major labels and enjoy the PR push that comes with it, not because they were the best examples of Punk music or the scene.

Crass- Punk Is Dead
Youtube kVkOzFU11iE
 
2018-10-12 12:31:59 PM  
The period at the end of a sentence should be followed by two spaces.
/ FARK YOU IF YOU DISAGREE, HEATHEN!
 
2018-10-12 12:32:25 PM  

Who Flipped The Crazy Switch On The Matrix: Having AIDS is better than having chlamydia.

/ Chlamydia: a beautiful name for a girl.


The Best Interview In The History Of Television [Robin Williams]
Youtube lvPxRyIWWX8

"Chlamydia, your Dad is here!"
 
2018-10-12 12:32:46 PM  
Christopher Nolan is the best director in Hollywood today.
 
2018-10-12 12:49:53 PM  
You should always use the Oxford comma.
 
2018-10-12 12:56:13 PM  
Fark headlines have grown to be some of the funniest on the internet
 
2018-10-12 01:02:58 PM  
Software engineers are not engineers.
 
2018-10-12 01:17:12 PM  
I don't miss old Fark at all
 
2018-10-12 01:20:58 PM  

johnny_vegas: I don't miss old Fark at all


New Fark is my personal erotica site.
 
2018-10-12 01:34:36 PM  
The proper term is "biatchy resting face".
 
2018-10-12 01:47:59 PM  
A BLT tastes better with Tabasco, Sriracha, or some other type of hot sauce on it than mayo.
 
2018-10-12 03:10:22 PM  
Sir Mix-a-lot is lying about his appreciation of large buttockses.
 
2018-10-12 03:31:14 PM  
eSports are equally respectable to traditional sports.
 
2018-10-12 03:51:53 PM  

Who Flipped The Crazy Switch On The Matrix: johnny_vegas: I don't miss old Fark at all

New Fark is my personal erotica site.


seek professional help.
 
2018-10-12 04:40:39 PM  
I once fell down the stairs with my guitar and wrote a Nickelback song.
 
2018-10-13 07:45:03 AM  
The correct way to drive on the interstate is 45 mph in the fast lane.
 
2018-10-13 12:18:16 PM  

LaChanz: The correct way to drive on the interstate is 45 mph in the fast lane.


FAIL! You are supposed to list controversial topics!
 
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