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(MSN)   Lindsay Vonn will hang up her skis at the end of the ski season   ( msn.com) divider line
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362 clicks; posted to Sports » on 12 Oct 2018 at 12:25 PM (9 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2018-10-12 11:44:29 AM  
where will she find a new career that allows her to scream like a banshee at the end of every task?
 
2018-10-12 11:47:22 AM  
Squi is inconsolable.
 
2018-10-12 12:26:45 PM  
Isn't that what everybody does at the end of the ski season?
 
2018-10-12 12:33:03 PM  

Timmy the Tumor: where will she find a new career that allows her to scream like a banshee at the end of every task?


I'd wager that Tiger can put her in touch with some people.
 
2018-10-12 12:35:34 PM  
Eh, it is time.  Injuries have taken their toll. You could see that in the Olympics. She had the fearlessness, aggressiveness and work ethic of her old self, but her body just can't do it any more. Too bad, because at her peak she was as impressive to watch as any skier I've ever seen. Even so, just like every world class skier, eventually due to age and injuries, the body just can't perform at the level required.
 
2018-10-12 12:39:11 PM  
Lindsay Vonn wearing nothing but body paint for a Sports Illustrated layout: https://www.si.com/swimsuit/model/lin​d​sey-vonn/2016/body-paint (no nudity, but probably NSFW)
 
2018-10-12 12:46:40 PM  

SurfaceTension: Lindsay Vonn wearing nothing but body paint for a Sports Illustrated layout: https://www.si.com/swimsuit/model/lind​sey-vonn/2016/body-paint (no nudity, but probably NSFW)


That's a pretty good tan for someone that has lived the majority of their life wearing snow gear.
 
2018-10-12 12:58:14 PM  

Timmy the Tumor: where will she find a new career that allows her to scream like a banshee at the end of every task?


Motivational Speaker?
 
2018-10-12 01:14:49 PM  
Full time puck bunny?
 
2018-10-12 01:51:51 PM  

Timmy the Tumor: where will she find a new career that allows her to scream like a banshee at the end of every task?


Tennis player?
 
2018-10-12 02:01:14 PM  

etoof: SurfaceTension: Lindsay Vonn wearing nothing but body paint for a Sports Illustrated layout: https://www.si.com/swimsuit/model/lind​sey-vonn/2016/body-paint (no nudity, but probably NSFW)

That's a pretty good tan for someone that has lived the majority of their life wearing snow gear.


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Well she apparently doesn't always wear a snowsuit....
 
2018-10-12 02:02:12 PM  
She purty...
 
2018-10-12 02:45:59 PM  
Those HER skis? Both of 'em?
 
2018-10-12 02:49:48 PM  

AxL sANe: etoof: SurfaceTension: Lindsay Vonn wearing nothing but body paint for a Sports Illustrated layout: https://www.si.com/swimsuit/model/lind​sey-vonn/2016/body-paint (no nudity, but probably NSFW)

That's a pretty good tan for someone that has lived the majority of their life wearing snow gear.

[img.fark.net image 399x500]Well she apparently doesn't always wear a snowsuit....


I'll be in my bunk for the entirety of the weekend.
 
2018-10-12 06:36:21 PM  

AxL sANe: etoof: SurfaceTension: Lindsay Vonn wearing nothing but body paint for a Sports Illustrated layout: https://www.si.com/swimsuit/model/lind​sey-vonn/2016/body-paint (no nudity, but probably NSFW)

That's a pretty good tan for someone that has lived the majority of their life wearing snow gear.

[img.fark.net image 399x500]Well she apparently doesn't always wear a snowsuit....


Goggle tan lines are a thing. I've always loved the propensity of snow bunnies to strip down to bikinis or less in the middle of winter their nipples looking like diamond cutters, particularly in the vicinity of a jetted spa.
 
2018-10-12 06:39:53 PM  

Big 900: Eh, it is time.  Injuries have taken their toll. You could see that in the Olympics. She had the fearlessness, aggressiveness and work ethic of her old self, but her body just can't do it any more. Too bad, because at her peak she was as impressive to watch as any skier I've ever seen. Even so, just like every world class skier, eventually due to age and injuries, the body just can't perform at the level required.


I have to agree. I've admired and followed her career. Just as a stupid amateur knuckle dragger I managed to abuse my body to the point of getting daily reminders of the fact that my enthusiasm has usually outpaced my talent. I'd cringe every time I'd hear of her latest horrible crash. She has had an amazing career and inspired many. It's time for her to retire to a nice beach somewhere (near me hopefully) and wear body paint in her old retirement years, I volunteer to be the painter.
 
2018-10-12 06:41:16 PM  

SurfaceTension: Lindsay Vonn wearing nothing but body paint for a Sports Illustrated layout: https://www.si.com/swimsuit/model/lind​sey-vonn/2016/body-paint (no nudity, but probably NSFW)


God's work, you're doing it.
 
2018-10-12 08:55:37 PM  

SurfaceTension: Lindsay Vonn wearing nothing but body paint for a Sports Illustrated layout: https://www.si.com/swimsuit/model/lind​sey-vonn/2016/body-paint (no nudity, but probably NSFW)


i'm reading this for the articles
 
2018-10-13 02:41:04 AM  
Her and I have both suffered type six tibial plateau fractures. Goddamn, there's no way you could ever convince me to ski on my leg. This lady is an absolute beast and I respect the hell out of her.
 
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