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(Stat News)   Scientists breed mice with same sex parents. Are you pondering what I'm pondering?   ( statnews.com) divider line
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2018-10-12 09:36:58 AM  
Republicans won't need women any more?
 
2018-10-12 09:50:21 AM  
From TFA, it only works with the females. The progeny of the 2-males combo died within 2 days.
This could be bad for us, fellas. We're working on sex-bots but they're working on eliminating the last reason to keep us around.
 
2018-10-12 09:52:49 AM  
 I'm pondering whether or not we need a way to make more mice.  Did I get right?
 
2018-10-12 10:00:39 AM  

bekaye: Republicans won't need women any more?

dammit just give me a login: From TFA, it only works with the females.


But Republicans never allow facts to interfere with an agenda.
 
2018-10-12 11:05:51 AM  
NARF!
 
2018-10-12 11:06:36 AM  

dammit just give me a login: From TFA, it only works with the females. The progeny of the 2-males combo died within 2 days.
This could be bad for us, fellas. We're working on sex-bots but they're working on eliminating the last reason to keep us around.


Wait, they've eliminated our paychecks? Why wasn't I informed?
 
2018-10-12 11:07:00 AM  
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2018-10-12 11:07:15 AM  
I guess, bwain. But which one's gonna get the mommy day's gift?
 
2018-10-12 11:07:22 AM  
I think so, Brain, but where will we find scuba suits our size?
 
2018-10-12 11:08:18 AM  

perigee: NARF!


POIT!
 
2018-10-12 11:08:19 AM  
I think so, subby, but even if you could find pants that fit the octopus, we'd never get it to wear them.
 
2018-10-12 11:09:40 AM  
Yeah, Subby. Do two mouse dicks taste like one mouse dick?
 
2018-10-12 11:09:55 AM  
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2018-10-12 11:10:15 AM  
Just wanted to say I enjoyed the Pinky And The Brain reference. Thanks for the smile, subby.

/Or, in Fark speak : WOWZ!!! Like, HOTY material right here! Congrats, submissimus!
 
2018-10-12 11:10:28 AM  
With an excess male population, I'm pondering why China is experimenting with female only breeding methods.
 
2018-10-12 11:10:29 AM  
I think so brain, but where are we going to get tattoos at this time of night?
 
2018-10-12 11:11:14 AM  
This is just one more step in hamsters driving Kias.

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2018-10-12 11:13:44 AM  
I see that I did not understand the headline... again.
 
2018-10-12 11:14:09 AM  
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/and next time, you wear the tutu!
 
2018-10-12 11:15:49 AM  
I think so, Brain, but burlap chafes me so.
 
2018-10-12 11:15:54 AM  
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2018-10-12 11:16:25 AM  

WayneKerr: I see that I did not understand the headline... again.


STEEEMPY, you EEEDIOT!
 
2018-10-12 11:17:20 AM  

dammit just give me a login: From TFA, it only works with the females. The progeny of the 2-males combo died within 2 days.
This could be bad for us, fellas. We're working on sex-bots but they're working on eliminating the last reason to keep us around.


A world without men full of women. I for one welcome our Amazonian overladies.
 
2018-10-12 11:18:58 AM  

Nimbull: dammit just give me a login: From TFA, it only works with the females. The progeny of the 2-males combo died within 2 days.
This could be bad for us, fellas. We're working on sex-bots but they're working on eliminating the last reason to keep us around.

A world without men full of women. I for one welcome our Amazonian overladies.


death by snunu?

/the mind is willing, but the flesh...is so..so..weak
 
2018-10-12 11:20:16 AM  
I think so Brain, but it is rather déclassée to wear white after Labor Day.

/narf
 
2018-10-12 11:20:35 AM  

ZMugg: perigee: NARF!

POIT!


ZORT! Why it's TROZ in the mirror...TROZ!
 
2018-10-12 11:20:36 AM  

Nimbull: dammit just give me a login: From TFA, it only works with the females. The progeny of the 2-males combo died within 2 days.
This could be bad for us, fellas. We're working on sex-bots but they're working on eliminating the last reason to keep us around.

A world without men full of women. I for one welcome our Amazonian overladies.


my fetish

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2018-10-12 11:25:20 AM  

cowgirl toffee: This is just one more step in hamsters driving Kias.

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Jeebus Christmas, those things have always freaked me the f*ck out. Only thing worse are the anthropomorphized, cannibal breakfast cereal squares.

Are those washing machines on the road behind them?
 
2018-10-12 11:27:35 AM  

dammit just give me a login: From TFA, it only works with the females. The progeny of the 2-males combo died within 2 days.
This could be bad for us, fellas. We're working on sex-bots but they're working on eliminating the last reason to keep us around.


Science NEVER overcomes hurdles!  Technology as has been and always will be the same!

This wont be used to eliminate a gender, this will be used to make a brave new world.  I gotta go take a soma.
 
2018-10-12 11:28:43 AM  
Ewwww... what kind of sick mind would want to force a mouse to breed with its same-sex parents? That's like incest squared, combined with a turtle threesome.
 
2018-10-12 11:29:39 AM  
Gentlemen.

*Waggles eyebrows*
 
2018-10-12 11:32:01 AM  

dammit just give me a login: From TFA, it only works with the females. The progeny of the 2-males combo died within 2 days.
This could be bad for us, fellas. We're working on sex-bots but they're working on eliminating the last reason to keep us around.


Someone has to take the garbage out.
 
2018-10-12 11:39:30 AM  

AmbassadorBooze: dammit just give me a login: From TFA, it only works with the females. The progeny of the 2-males combo died within 2 days.
This could be bad for us, fellas. We're working on sex-bots but they're working on eliminating the last reason to keep us around.

Science NEVER overcomes hurdles!  Technology as has been and always will be the same!

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As a scientist, all I can say is that hurdles better not get in my way!
 
2018-10-12 11:39:34 AM  
Yes, but how are we going to get the rubber pants on the chicken?
 
2018-10-12 11:42:10 AM  

Tax Boy: Ewwww... what kind of sick mind would want to force a mouse to breed with its same-sex parents? That's like incest squared, combined with a turtle threesome.


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2018-10-12 11:44:31 AM  

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Penis goes where?
 
2018-10-12 11:44:33 AM  
probably not, to be quite honest.  unless you are pondering homozygous yellow mice, and why they havent tried to reverse lethality in those, instead of this experiment
 
2018-10-12 11:45:48 AM  

Harry Freakstorm: I guess, bwain. But which one's gonna get the mommy day's gift?


Is that you, biggus dickus?
 
2018-10-12 11:46:10 AM  
Why are scientists breeding mice with their parents?  That's just sick.
 
2018-10-12 11:49:12 AM  

trappedspirit: Harry Freakstorm: I guess, bwain. But which one's gonna get the mommy day's gift?

Is that you, biggus dickus?


He has a wife, you know.
 
2018-10-12 11:53:06 AM  
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/I want pizza
 
2018-10-12 11:58:26 AM  

Nimbull: dammit just give me a login: From TFA, it only works with the females. The progeny of the 2-males combo died within 2 days.
This could be bad for us, fellas. We're working on sex-bots but they're working on eliminating the last reason to keep us around.

A world without men full of women. I for one welcome our Amazonian overladies.


More like this, I bet
 
2018-10-12 11:58:39 AM  
Took them farking long enough
 
2018-10-12 11:59:19 AM  
I think so Brain;

But how DID they get Michelle Pfeifer in the Catwoman suit.

/finger Prince?
 
2018-10-12 12:03:07 PM  
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2018-10-12 12:11:46 PM  

bekaye: Republicans won't need women any more?


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"No... But this is relevant to my disgusting interests..."
 
2018-10-12 12:15:02 PM  
Y - The Last Mouse
 
2018-10-12 12:25:21 PM  
That those mice are going to be seriously narfed up?
Yes.
 
2018-10-12 12:33:48 PM  
I think so, Brain, but if we call them Sad Meals, nobody will buy them.
 
2018-10-12 12:34:42 PM  
Great! Another End Times thread!
 
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