Skip to content
Do you have adblock enabled?
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Sports Illustrated)   Watch Usain Bolt celebrate his two goals in his soccer debut (including a Fortnite dance)   ( si.com) divider line
    More: Cool, Central Coast Mariners, Usain Bolt, pro soccer team, 9.58-second 100-meter dash, good left-footed strike, disastrous Fyre Festival, Wild Card Game, superstar Carlos Tevez  
•       •       •

765 clicks; posted to Sports » on 12 Oct 2018 at 11:05 AM (9 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



15 Comments     (+0 »)
 
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest
 
2018-10-12 11:01:33 AM  
Bolt Knows Football.
 
2018-10-12 12:00:28 PM  
I heard Chelsea actually expressed an interest in signing him.

yeah, they say it's because no one will expect Bolt from the Blues
 
2018-10-12 12:04:38 PM  
fortnite dance? that's his signature move - or is that the joke?
 
2018-10-12 12:36:15 PM  

TrainingWheelsNeeded: fortnite dance? that's his signature move - or is that the joke?


if u dont get the meme's then gtfo of the thred grampa your an idiott
 
2018-10-12 12:52:51 PM  
I thought he'd stick out a bit more from the other players due to his height (like Chara on the ice) but he seemed to fit right in and the first one was actually a really nice goal
 
2018-10-12 12:57:33 PM  

swankywanky: I thought he'd stick out a bit more from the other players due to his height (like Chara on the ice) but he seemed to fit right in and the first one was actually a really nice goal


his build and play style remind me of Peter Crouch. Long, fast, and impossible to keep up with.
 
2018-10-12 01:20:41 PM  

swankywanky: I thought he'd stick out a bit more from the other players due to his height (like Chara on the ice) but he seemed to fit right in and the first one was actually a really nice goal


That second one though, that is about as idiotic defending as it gets, defender heads the ball over his keeper to an open net

I mean that is bad
 
2018-10-12 01:29:45 PM  

martissimo: swankywanky: I thought he'd stick out a bit more from the other players due to his height (like Chara on the ice) but he seemed to fit right in and the first one was actually a really nice goal

That second one though, that is about as idiotic defending as it gets, defender heads the ball over his keeper to an open net

I mean that is bad


Even I would have nailed that second goal, but for the first one he used his speed (which we knew would be his advantage) and converted. It's against a 2nd division Australian side, but no snark: nice work Mr. Bolt.
 
2018-10-12 01:36:33 PM  

AliceBToklasLives: martissimo: swankywanky: I thought he'd stick out a bit more from the other players due to his height (like Chara on the ice) but he seemed to fit right in and the first one was actually a really nice goal

That second one though, that is about as idiotic defending as it gets, defender heads the ball over his keeper to an open net

I mean that is bad

Even I would have nailed that second goal, but for the first one he used his speed (which we knew would be his advantage) and converted. It's against a 2nd division Australian side, but no snark: nice work Mr. Bolt.


Looked up his chops on YT, he can play, and he can blow by anybody, this gig is fun for now, he wants a shot at ManU
 
2018-10-12 01:40:11 PM  

ChrisDe: Bolt Knows Football.


This was a fantastic boobies (self filtered that)
 
2018-10-12 06:47:53 PM  
I was told that you had to focus almost exclusively on soccer from the time you were 4 years old until age 22 under the of the best coaches at the best soccer schools to ever be any good at it. Was that not true? Did the USMNT excuse machine lie to me about that?
 
2018-10-12 08:30:37 PM  
Well that is true for normal folks is my guess, If you are the fastest man on the planet who is talented with feet, it probably gets a WHOLE lot easier
 
2018-10-13 01:28:45 AM  
What level is pro Australian soccer? Is it like soccer in the US?
 
2018-10-13 01:39:19 AM  
Drop Bears are going to get him!
 
2018-10-13 06:12:31 AM  

morg: What level is pro Australian soccer? Is it like soccer in the US?


Well, they can get to the world cup, so at least nationally they're better than the USA.
 
Displayed 15 of 15 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking





On Twitter



Top Commented
Javascript is required to view headlines in widget.
  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report