cgraves67: I don't consider a Lamborghini to be classy. It's pretty solidly in the "more money than sense" category.

Yes but he was wearing a track suit so at least he matched the assclown stying of the hurricane. So many puns so little charge on this phone.

no_tan_lines: factoryconnection: fappomatic: I think what we have here is a stolen Lambo followed by a backup car. Lambo driver gets dumb and wrecks and hops into the getaway car.

I guessed Miami from heading the headline.

It is a real damn shame to never hear those V-10s or V-12s really spin up.

Head to the track :)

Have you ever gone to a track? It's an eight am safety meeting on your day off, being lectured by some guy with a mustache about the Donnie Dos and the Donnie Don'ts. A lot more Donnie Don'ts. Track Safety, almost an oxymoron.

Plus you get the added bonus of talking to people about your car, all the sweet mods you've done and of course this dipshiat's ten second read on what you need to do to your car to make it really sweet. Meanwhile he's got a buddy with the fastest Mustang: glasspacks bro. Instead of just getting to blow them away at a light and never think about them again. Or not, occasionally having an F350 Diesel, with serious mods, pulling away from your LS powered six speed. Sometimes being humbled can be a mental colonic, you need those sometimes. Meanwhile back at the track, they send you out one at a time and you can compare slips after: so not satisfying.

Obviously if you hurt anyone that's not okay and you will suffer the repercussions. However if you wonder why people don't go to the track it's because that isn't the experience theh are interested. They might be silly enough to think they can pick up ladies like American Graffiti. At a track the only women there are either attached to one of the other racers or a racer herself, more likely than not with a serious chip on her shoulder because she's tired of all the douchey things car geeks say to her. Who could blame her?

The capricious, impromptu race with all the prep work, the pomp and circumstance of the track can be quite liberating. If you want to race in pastel shorts and flippy floppies instead of a nomex suit you can. At a track, you follow the rules or you don't drive. I suppose the Aussie Hoonigans embody that as do the american sport bike roving groups that stop for no flashing lights while doing a wheelie at 120 mph. Maybe people are just trying to pull away from the button down corporate life they live and for a moment: they want to be free.

/I mean allegedly

For example:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ok8bW​1​gfk4Y


If you showed up to a track and said I just want to ride around doing wheelies and shiat for my lap, do you think they would let you?

/I couldn't do half of a quarter of the stunts she does in that video