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(Kent Online)   Fire at coffee warehouse rages on for a second day. The firefighters on site stuck around as they were up anyhow   ( kentonline.co.uk) divider line
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2018-10-12 04:51:35 AM  
In other news, if anyone's interested in a few thousand tons of dark roast...
 
2018-10-12 06:35:03 AM  
Well, arson was really the only choice after the "Conquistador Instant Leprosy" ad campaign.
 
2018-10-12 08:51:08 AM  
How much booze is in the warehouse?

None?

Later gator.
 
2018-10-12 08:53:49 AM  
The worst part of waking up is there's fire and you're stuck
 
2018-10-12 08:53:54 AM  

I Ate Shergar: In other news, if anyone's interested in a few thousand tons of dark roast...


In unrelated news, Starbucks will be having a buy one latte, get a burlap sack of beans free deal.
 
2018-10-12 08:54:52 AM  
My firefighters never responded to a second alarm fire at my coffee warehouse.
 
2018-10-12 08:57:13 AM  

Don't Troll Me Bro!: I Ate Shergar: In other news, if anyone's interested in a few thousand tons of dark roast...

In unrelated news, Starbucks will be having a buy one latte, get a burlap sack of beans free deal.


I know Starbucks coffee gets mocked for tasting burnt, but their medium roast is okay. I always thought that Dunkins had better coffee, but it only tasted better to me because I was dumping a bunch of sugar into the coffee.
 
2018-10-12 08:58:49 AM  
A fire ran amok in Kent?
 
2018-10-12 08:59:11 AM  
Did they put a giant pot on the opposite side of the building from the fire hoses?
 
2018-10-12 09:02:37 AM  

skinink: I always thought that Dunkins had better coffee, but it only tasted better to me because I was dumping a bunch of sugar into the coffee.


And their extra-sweet creamer. Other than that, their coffee reminds me of the weak stuff that they serve in a lot of rinky-dink restaurants.

/I am a bit partial to Starbucks's Cafe Verona, TBH
 
2018-10-12 09:03:01 AM  
We've secretly replaced the contents of this fire extinguisher with Folger's Crystals. Let's see if they notice!
 
2018-10-12 09:12:33 AM  

probesport: A fire ran amok in Kent?


Everything runs amok in Kent. We've just had an unexploded Doodllebug running amok in some woods round these parts
 
2018-10-12 09:14:51 AM  

Don't Troll Me Bro!: I Ate Shergar: In other news, if anyone's interested in a few thousand tons of dark roast...

In unrelated news, Starbucks will be having a buy one latte, get a burlap sack of beans free deal.


Honestly, I think the burnt warehouse coffee bean slag would taste better than Starbuck's "coffee".
 
2018-10-12 09:27:07 AM  

Stantz: probesport: A fire ran amok in Kent?

Everything runs amok in Kent. We've just had an unexploded Doodllebug running amok in some woods round these parts


You better stay away from him.
 
2018-10-12 09:50:54 AM  

skinink: Don't Troll Me Bro!: I Ate Shergar: In other news, if anyone's interested in a few thousand tons of dark roast...

In unrelated news, Starbucks will be having a buy one latte, get a burlap sack of beans free deal.

I know Starbucks coffee gets mocked for tasting burnt, but their medium roast is okay. I always thought that Dunkins had better coffee, but it only tasted better to me because I was dumping a bunch of sugar into the coffee.


Last few times I had Dunkins, it tasted like water with a hint of cream and sugar. I don't know if they are not putting enough grounds in or reusing the grounds, but it was some weak-tasting shiat.

/Maybe my Dunkin just sucks.
 
2018-10-12 09:54:56 AM  

probesport: A fire ran amok in Kent?


Mayfair fire department is on high alert.
 
2018-10-12 10:58:26 AM  
I bet it smells great.
 
2018-10-12 11:13:04 AM  
Jim never has a second alarm at home...
 
2018-10-12 11:17:13 AM  

Mr. Shabooboo: Jim never has a second alarm at home...


Are you nervous?
 
2018-10-12 11:47:15 AM  

I Ate Shergar: In other news, if anyone's interested in a few thousand tons of dark roast...


Give it another three days, then it'll be dark roast enough for Starbucks.
 
2018-10-12 01:05:42 PM  

skinink: Don't Troll Me Bro!: I Ate Shergar: In other news, if anyone's interested in a few thousand tons of dark roast...

In unrelated news, Starbucks will be having a buy one latte, get a burlap sack of beans free deal.

I know Starbucks coffee gets mocked for tasting burnt, but their medium roast is okay. I always thought that Dunkins had better coffee, but it only tasted better to me because I was dumping a bunch of sugar into the coffee.


I find their medium roast to be the equivalent of everyone else's dark roast. Their few light roast blends are a bit more to my liking... not that I buy coffee there often in the first place.
 
2018-10-12 02:08:50 PM  
The best part of waking up,
is Folgers in your cup!
 
2018-10-12 04:04:36 PM  
Starbucks was interested in acquiring the damaged beans.
 
2018-10-12 05:17:17 PM  
Ten crews were called to the "ground" floor....

The author of the article has a sense of humor.  :)
 
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