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(NYPost)   Because it's not a real gender reveal party unless it ends with a wild brawl outside your local Applebee's   ( nypost.com) divider line
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2018-10-12 08:27:02 AM  
Something tells me people who have gender reveal parties at Applebee's shouldn't be breeding.
 
2018-10-12 08:34:19 AM  

foo monkey: Something tells me people who have gender reveal parties shouldn't be breeding.


There, that's better.
 
2018-10-12 09:05:57 AM  
Is douchebag a gender?
 
2018-10-12 09:06:11 AM  
It's a Bubba!
 
2018-10-12 09:07:58 AM  
Why a person who shouldn't be drinking would throw yet another party related to their pregnancy is beyond me.  Becky and Shannon and Heather are getting sloshed on bottomless mimosas and you have to sit there and eat your stupid blue or pink cake.
 
2018-10-12 09:09:53 AM  
When did gender reveal parties become a thing?
 
2018-10-12 09:10:12 AM  
Hey those $1 cocktails weren't going to drink themselves.

/who wants stuffed potato skins?
 
2018-10-12 09:10:23 AM  
The list of people who *should* breed continues to shrink
 
2018-10-12 09:10:25 AM  
$31 bill ???  they must have ordered the lobster!
 
2018-10-12 09:11:25 AM  

texdent: When did gender reveal parties become a thing?


When people stopped having their Copernican revelation.

/they still think the universe revolves around them.
 
2018-10-12 09:12:05 AM  

foo monkey: Something tells me people who have gender reveal parties at Applebee's shouldn't be breeding.


Done in one, but we could have stopped at the word parties,and picked it up at shouldn't
 
2018-10-12 09:12:23 AM  
Ah it's so nice when a petty little store manager makes their patrons angry for no other reason than to be a douche canoe.
 
2018-10-12 09:12:51 AM  

texdent: When did gender reveal parties become a thing?


Around the time that the Facebook generation became adults? Once you get used to oversharing you just can't stop. Just wait until the pre-programmed "beyond the dead" posts and funeral instagram filters start going mainstream.
 
2018-10-12 09:14:18 AM  
I keep asking myself why they don't call these sex reveal parties, but then I figure some people would be brought up on indecent exposure charges.

Seriously, knock it off with these stupid parties.
 
2018-10-12 09:16:54 AM  
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2018-10-12 09:18:34 AM  

texdent: When did gender reveal parties become a thing?


When you could get famous by posting videos of them on the internet
 
2018-10-12 09:20:00 AM  
Go to Shoney's.
 
2018-10-12 09:20:55 AM  
I don't get the reasoning behind a gender reveal party. Find out if you want to, and don't if you don't want to. But don't make your family got to one party just to know which colors they should get for another party (yes, people do care about that kind of stuff).
 
2018-10-12 09:21:00 AM  
Do gender reveal parties involve upskirts or pants dropping?

DJ:  "Henry, formerly Henrietta, will now perform the traditional tea bagging of the guests"
I'm outta here
DJ:  "Henrietta, formerly Henry, will now perform multiple O's upon herself."
I think I can stay around.  Don't care if I lifted weights with him in high school. Glad I helped him with those guns, he's gonna need 'em.
 
2018-10-12 09:21:35 AM  
Is the Asinine tag for Gender Reveal Parties as a whole?
 
2018-10-12 09:23:55 AM  
A baby gender reveal?  Oh.  Sorry.  I thought it was a coming out type party 11/11.

Sorry.  Gonna sit in the corner and think about Henrietta.  In Applebees. With a pepper shaker.
 
2018-10-12 09:25:57 AM  

Harry Freakstorm: A baby gender reveal?  Oh.  Sorry.  I thought it was a coming out type party 11/11.

Sorry.  Gonna sit in the corner and think about Henrietta.  In Applebees. With a pepper shaker.


I am going to just sit in the corner for misreading that last bit as pecker shacker.
 
2018-10-12 09:26:38 AM  
(A very pregnant woman makes a call to order with spoon on the side of a water glass)

*ding ding ding!*

Listen up everybody!  We're happy to announce it's a going to be a bouncing and God willing healthy....(interrupted by server) Your Classic Blackened Shrimp Alfredo and Grilled Chicken Wonton Appetizer platter!  Enjoy!

GOT DAMMIT!  This waitress really needs to work on her timing.
 
2018-10-12 09:28:13 AM  
The Fark headline says "brawl".
The article headline says "brawl".
The article itself only mentions yelling and throwing menus.  Are we calling the menu throwing and yelling a brawl or did they just choose not to talk about that part?
 
2018-10-12 09:28:34 AM  
Northern State celebration of life
 
2018-10-12 09:30:15 AM  
"....a fight that began when the group was told not to use confetti poppers inside the establishment. The manager had notified the group of about 20 to pop the confetti outside so that other customers would not be pelted by the decorative paper, the network said."

Seems reasonable. Point: Manager.

"But when the blue confetti was blasted all over the restaurant's sidewalk and cars - the manager asked the group to clean up the litter."

The manager didn't say anything about clean up when he gave them the go ahead. Point: Customers.

"That's when the partygoers started yelling and throwing menus at employees, the manager told the network. Some of the party members began screaming, "I'm going to beat your a-" and telling the hostess they were going to "f- you up," the hostess claimed.They also allegedly failed to pay a bill of $31.81."

Ok that's just rude. And now you've got me defending Applebees. See what you've done?! Thanks a lot!
 
2018-10-12 09:31:05 AM  

texdent: When did gender reveal parties become a thing?


I'm more interested in why it's a redneck thing.
 
2018-10-12 09:31:35 AM  

harleyquinnical: Harry Freakstorm: A baby gender reveal?  Oh.  Sorry.  I thought it was a coming out type party 11/11.

Sorry.  Gonna sit in the corner and think about Henrietta.  In Applebees. With a pepper shaker.

I am going to just sit in the corner for misreading that last bit as pecker shaker.


Shake shake shake senora,
Shake your pecker line.
Shake shake shake senora,
shake it all de time!
 
2018-10-12 09:32:01 AM  

Shaggy_C: texdent: When did gender reveal parties become a thing?

Around the time that the Facebook generation became adults? Once you get used to oversharing you just can't stop. Just wait until the pre-programmed "beyond the dead" posts and funeral instagram filters start going mainstream.


Oy, yeah.  Didn't think of that.

Which is a shame, because the first "beyond the dead" post I remember was an anti-smoking ad by Yul Brenner.

Yul Brynner 'Don't Smoke' commercial - 1989
Youtube nxgaAn6IR9E
 
2018-10-12 09:34:00 AM  

mikaloyd: Northern State celebration of life


Actual northern state celebration of pro-choice. Christ that kid is doomed from the start.
 
2018-10-12 09:34:02 AM  

bborchar: I don't get the reasoning behind a gender reveal party. Find out if you want to, and don't if you don't want to. But don't make your family got to one party just to know which colors they should get for another party (yes, people do care about that kind of stuff).


I don't think you have to go to find out the gender.  Somebody will tell you eventually.

Grandma: I'm coming to little Pat's fifth birthday party.  I'd like to get them a new outfit.  So should I......uh.....buy boys clothes or girls clothes.
Mom: Fark you, Grandma.  You got an invite to the gender reveal like everyone else.
 
2018-10-12 09:35:44 AM  
Did the waitress purposely put onions on the bourbon steak?

/dnrtfa
 
2018-10-12 09:36:27 AM  
Are there staid brawls?
 
2018-10-12 09:41:31 AM  

texdent: When did gender reveal parties become a thing?


I think I first started hearing about them sometime in the mid-late 2000s.
 
2018-10-12 09:41:35 AM  

texdent: When did gender reveal parties become a thing?


When someone decided that all the other parties that go along with getting married and knocked up just weren't self involved enough. And then decided that other people give a shiat what gender your spawn is going to be.
 
2018-10-12 09:47:07 AM  

texdent: When did gender reveal parties become a thing?


When people realized they needed a way to announce the sex of the baby before the shower and use that as an excuse for the father to get drunk with his mates.
 
2018-10-12 09:49:08 AM  

MechaPyx: harleyquinnical: Harry Freakstorm: A baby gender reveal?  Oh.  Sorry.  I thought it was a coming out type party 11/11.

Sorry.  Gonna sit in the corner and think about Henrietta.  In Applebees. With a pepper shaker.

I am going to just sit in the corner for misreading that last bit as pecker shaker.

Shake shake shake senora,
Shake your pecker line.
Shake shake shake senora,
shake it all de time!


NSFW helpful gif
 
2018-10-12 09:50:11 AM  
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Was it sweet baby jeebus?
 
2018-10-12 09:53:21 AM  

Harry Freakstorm: A baby gender reveal?  Oh.  Sorry.  I thought it was a coming out type party 11/11.

Sorry.  Gonna sit in the corner and think about Henrietta.  In Applebees. With a pepper shaker.


You snorting Ambien?
 
2018-10-12 10:00:59 AM  

harleyquinnical: MechaPyx: harleyquinnical: Harry Freakstorm: A baby gender reveal?  Oh.  Sorry.  I thought it was a coming out type party 11/11.

Sorry.  Gonna sit in the corner and think about Henrietta.  In Applebees. With a pepper shaker.

I am going to just sit in the corner for misreading that last bit as pecker shaker.

Shake shake shake senora,
Shake your pecker line.
Shake shake shake senora,
shake it all de time!

NSFW helpful gif


I was thinking more of that one Bailey Jay .gif.

/could find and post it
//but I won't
///it's Friday and I'm feelin' lazy
 
2018-10-12 10:01:29 AM  

MechaPyx: "....a fight that began when the group was told not to use confetti poppers inside the establishment. The manager had notified the group of about 20 to pop the confetti outside so that other customers would not be pelted by the decorative paper, the network said."

Seems reasonable. Point: Manager.

"But when the blue confetti was blasted all over the restaurant's sidewalk and cars - the manager asked the group to clean up the litter."

The manager didn't say anything about clean up when he gave them the go ahead. Point: Customers.

"That's when the partygoers started yelling and throwing menus at employees, the manager told the network. Some of the party members began screaming, "I'm going to beat your a-" and telling the hostess they were going to "f- you up," the hostess claimed.They also allegedly failed to pay a bill of $31.81."

Ok that's just rude. And now you've got me defending Applebees. See what you've done?! Thanks a lot!


I like your reasoning, I'ma come to your house and dump my trash all over your lawn.
Then I'll expect you to clean up the mess I made, and if you ask me to clean it up, I'll assault you.
Seems perfectly reasonable!
 
2018-10-12 10:02:20 AM  
Having worked in restaurants off and on for almost 9 years in the early 2000s I can say that people think because they spent a couple of bucks at your establishment they are entitled to leave a horrible mess behind them. That is a pretty unreasonable amount of confetti in the video. Wtf was this, a doggone Veteran's day parade? Waiters arent janitors. If you want to scatter bits of paper everywhere YOU clean it up.
 
2018-10-12 10:03:08 AM  

texdent: When did gender reveal parties become a thing?


When it started being fun to wist the tails of those who will shortly appear on this thread to say "They're only revealing the sex, gender will come later".
 
2018-10-12 10:03:50 AM  
Well that's the saddest white person thing I've read in awhile.
 
2018-10-12 10:04:03 AM  
It's not like somebody pulled the sword out of the farkin' stone.
 
2018-10-12 10:04:28 AM  

Jake Havechek: foo monkey: Something tells me people who have gender reveal parties shouldn't be breeding.

There, that's better.


You're not wrong, but I don't like to paint with too broad a brush, when it comes to eugenics.
 
2018-10-12 10:07:02 AM  
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2018-10-12 10:07:40 AM  

mrsleep: MechaPyx: "....a fight that began when the group was told not to use confetti poppers inside the establishment. The manager had notified the group of about 20 to pop the confetti outside so that other customers would not be pelted by the decorative paper, the network said."

Seems reasonable. Point: Manager.

"But when the blue confetti was blasted all over the restaurant's sidewalk and cars - the manager asked the group to clean up the litter."

The manager didn't say anything about clean up when he gave them the go ahead. Point: Customers.

"That's when the partygoers started yelling and throwing menus at employees, the manager told the network. Some of the party members began screaming, "I'm going to beat your a-" and telling the hostess they were going to "f- you up," the hostess claimed.They also allegedly failed to pay a bill of $31.81."

Ok that's just rude. And now you've got me defending Applebees. See what you've done?! Thanks a lot!

I like your reasoning, I'ma come to your house and dump my trash all over your lawn.
Then I'll expect you to clean up the mess I made, and if you ask me to clean it up, I'll assault you.
Seems perfectly reasonable!


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2018-10-12 10:10:12 AM  
Menus were thrown. MENUS WHERE THROWN!

IT WAS GODDAMN ARMAGEDDON!
 
2018-10-12 10:12:41 AM  
I hate that shiat.  Just because you bought some apps and a couple drinks doesn't mean your mongrel kids can stomp Cheerios into the carpet while you gab with your girlfriends.
 
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