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(PennLive)   If plan to set off late-night explosions to piss off the neighbors, you should probably do a better job of hiding your bombs, methamphetamine, bomb-making chemicals, firearms, and child porn   ( pennlive.com) divider line
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leeksfromchichis
2018-10-12 04:40:10 AM  
The bombs are illegal, the meth is illegal, the porn is super illegal, but 10 guns?

In PA it is only notable in that it's a low number.
 
othmar
2018-10-12 04:51:31 AM  
ya never know what the neighbors is up to these days ...
 
Odin's Other Eye
2018-10-12 05:01:14 AM  
What's the point of having bombs, methamphetamine, bomb-making chemicals, firearms, and child porn if you have to hide them?
 
668NeighborOfTheBeast
2018-10-12 05:04:48 AM  
Dad?
 
Jarnseax [recently expired TotalFark]
2018-10-12 05:09:12 AM  
What's their Fark handle?
 
NoahBuddy
2018-10-12 05:11:02 AM  
Out on bail? That seems rash.
 
Resident Muslim
2018-10-12 05:26:31 AM  
Makes me wonder if this is a specific profile, or if cops walk around with USBs of child abuse to download into idiots's computers to "put them away for a long time".
 
Jarnseax [recently expired TotalFark]
2018-10-12 05:30:03 AM  

Resident Muslim: Makes me wonder if this is a specific profile, or if cops walk around with USBs of child abuse to download into idiots's computers to "put them away for a long time".


Honestly, the term child porn has become nebulous so it could be anything.

You watched a Japanese cartoon with scantily clad preteen girls in it?  Child porn.

You played Disgaea?   Child porn.

Better not have taken pics of your younger siblings at the pool.
 
forgotmydamnusername
2018-10-12 05:35:45 AM  

Jarnseax: Resident Muslim: Makes me wonder if this is a specific profile, or if cops walk around with USBs of child abuse to download into idiots's computers to "put them away for a long time".

Honestly, the term child porn has become nebulous so it could be anything.

You watched a Japanese cartoon with scantily clad preteen girls in it?  Child porn.

You played Disgaea?   Child porn.

Better not have taken pics of your younger siblings at the pool.


You read the article? There was mention of child bestiality. 'Scuse me while I puke. You don't make excuses for these farking people. You jail them, and cross your fingers that the guys on the yard take care of the problem for you.
 
668NeighborOfTheBeast
2018-10-12 05:35:58 AM  

Jarnseax: Resident Muslim: Makes me wonder if this is a specific profile, or if cops walk around with USBs of child abuse to download into idiots's computers to "put them away for a long time".

Honestly, the term child porn has become nebulous so it could be anything.

You watched a Japanese cartoon with scantily clad preteen girls in it?  Child porn.

You played Disgaea?   Child porn.

Better not have taken pics of your younger siblings at the pool.


How about pictures of my older but not of age siblings?
 
Vlad_the_Inaner
2018-10-12 05:56:35 AM  
40% of Americans can't cover a $400 emergency

But these guys got $50K and $75K ready to go.

/10% cash bail is a thing?  I thought that bail bondman fee you never got back
 
Jake Havechek [TotalFark]
2018-10-12 06:02:49 AM  

Jarnseax: Resident Muslim: Makes me wonder if this is a specific profile, or if cops walk around with USBs of child abuse to download into idiots's computers to "put them away for a long time".

Honestly, the term child porn has become nebulous so it could be anything.

You watched a Japanese cartoon with scantily clad preteen girls in it?  Child porn.

You played Disgaea?   Child porn.

Better not have taken pics of your younger siblings at the pool.


I take it you're a big bestiality child porn fan.  Sicko.
 
groppet [TotalFark]
2018-10-12 06:02:53 AM  
The only miracle is he wasn't caught sooner.
 
Bovine Diarrhea Virus
2018-10-12 06:08:26 AM  
Florida Man seems like a pretty normal guy after reading that. Yeesh.
 
Jarnseax [recently expired TotalFark]
2018-10-12 06:11:33 AM  

Jake Havechek: Jarnseax: Resident Muslim: Makes me wonder if this is a specific profile, or if cops walk around with USBs of child abuse to download into idiots's computers to "put them away for a long time".

Honestly, the term child porn has become nebulous so it could be anything.

You watched a Japanese cartoon with scantily clad preteen girls in it?  Child porn.

You played Disgaea?   Child porn.

Better not have taken pics of your younger siblings at the pool.

I take it you're a big bestiality child porn fan.  Sicko.


I even got the figmas!
 
Jarnseax [recently expired TotalFark]
2018-10-12 06:14:31 AM  

forgotmydamnusername: Jarnseax: Resident Muslim: Makes me wonder if this is a specific profile, or if cops walk around with USBs of child abuse to download into idiots's computers to "put them away for a long time".

Honestly, the term child porn has become nebulous so it could be anything.

You watched a Japanese cartoon with scantily clad preteen girls in it?  Child porn.

You played Disgaea?   Child porn.

Better not have taken pics of your younger siblings at the pool.

You read the article? There was mention of child bestiality. 'Scuse me while I puke. You don't make excuses for these farking people. You jail them, and cross your fingers that the guys on the yard take care of the problem for you.


I don't disagree.

My concern is with crooked cops who suddenly find millions of child porn everywhere, or who use things that are very obviously not it just to have 'fun' with civilians.

No reflection on the article at all.
 
jaytkay
2018-10-12 06:16:52 AM  

Jarnseax: My concern


is with something that didn't happen. Riveting.
 
Jarnseax [recently expired TotalFark]
2018-10-12 06:18:07 AM  

jaytkay: Jarnseax: My concern

is with something that didn't happen. Riveting.


Yeah, I was having a totally unrelated discussion, soz mate.
 
TheGreatGazoo
2018-10-12 06:24:28 AM  
There actually is a thing of planting child porn on computers by hacking them. Damn near impossible to prove and and is easy revenge.

That said, there are plenty of people who go out of their way to get it.
 
jaytkay
2018-10-12 06:39:45 AM  
When I read about a crime my first thought isn't nervous concern about how I might be "trapped" into committing the same crime. How weird of me.
 
Langdon Alger
2018-10-12 07:02:14 AM  
Officer: "do you have any guns in the car?"
guy that's pulled over: "no they're at home with the dope"
 
Vlad_the_Inaner
2018-10-12 07:13:07 AM  

Jake Havechek: Jarnseax: Resident Muslim: Makes me wonder if this is a specific profile, or if cops walk around with USBs of child abuse to download into idiots's computers to "put them away for a long time".

Honestly, the term child porn has become nebulous so it could be anything.

You watched a Japanese cartoon with scantily clad preteen girls in it?  Child porn.

You played Disgaea?   Child porn.

Better not have taken pics of your younger siblings at the pool.

I take it you're a big bestiality child porn fan.  Sicko.


images5.fanpop.comView Full Size


/the series gets into necrophilia later
 
hashtag.acronym
2018-10-12 07:28:18 AM  

Vlad_the_Inaner: 40% of Americans can't cover a $400 emergency

But these guys got $50K and $75K ready to go.

/10% cash bail is a thing?  I thought that bail bondman fee you never got back


They put their home, or their Mom's home, up as collateral.
 
hashtag.acronym
2018-10-12 07:29:27 AM  

TheGreatGazoo: There actually is a thing of planting child porn on computers by hacking them. Damn near impossible to prove and and is easy revenge.

That said, there are plenty of people who go out of their way to get it.


Technically "Vietnam Napalm Girl" is child porn these days.  Remember to delete your browser cache after watching Ken Burns Vietnam on Netflix.
 
hashtag.acronym
2018-10-12 07:30:02 AM  

Vlad_the_Inaner: Jake Havechek: Jarnseax: Resident Muslim: Makes me wonder if this is a specific profile, or if cops walk around with USBs of child abuse to download into idiots's computers to "put them away for a long time".

Honestly, the term child porn has become nebulous so it could be anything.

You watched a Japanese cartoon with scantily clad preteen girls in it?  Child porn.

You played Disgaea?   Child porn.

Better not have taken pics of your younger siblings at the pool.

I take it you're a big bestiality child porn fan.  Sicko.

[images5.fanpop.com image 256x192]

/the series gets into necrophilia later


damn she can't act
 
ChimpNipples
2018-10-12 07:35:20 AM  
Seems like a great way to make new friends...
 
jgilb
2018-10-12 08:22:59 AM  
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vudukungfu [TotalFark]
2018-10-12 09:13:54 AM  

jgilb: [img.fark.net image 810x456]


Wheaton is off his diet


And meds
 
probesport
2018-10-12 09:34:25 AM  
This cannot be said enough - only commit one crime at a time.
 
xxBirdMadGirlxx
2018-10-12 10:52:56 AM  

probesport: This cannot be said enough - only commit one crime at a time.


Nope, jackholes like this one need to continue being overachievers who make it that much easier to put them away for a very long time. This is one of those situations where 'for the good of society' really means something.

That he was given bail at all, considering he faces 16 charges- varying from child porn to manufacture of WMDs- does give me pause.
 
NotARocketScientist
2018-10-12 02:14:10 PM  

TheGreatGazoo: There actually is a thing of planting child porn on computers by hacking them. Damn near impossible to prove and and is easy revenge.

That said, there are plenty of people who go out of their way to get it.


Except for the time/date stamp which shows they were all uploaded when  the cops were at the house rather than over a period of time well before that. Don't get me wrong. I'm not denying that crooked cops will plant "evidence". However that's not the case here, and computer stuff is much harder to fake than just uploading some files.
 
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