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(The Smoking Gun)   When he says don't eat my chips bro, he absolutely means it   ( thesmokinggun.com) divider line
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2018-10-11 03:15:08 PM  
he bet he could eat just one.  he lost and had to pay up
 
2018-10-11 04:17:18 PM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: he bet he could eat just one.  he lost and had to pay up


Handle checks out.
 
2018-10-11 08:06:35 PM  
Wasn't a Wise move for either of them.
 
2018-10-11 09:43:15 PM  
Understandable if they were All Dressed.
 
2018-10-11 09:43:32 PM  
Now he will Lay in jail.
 
2018-10-11 09:44:32 PM  
Sounds like he ruffled the wrong guy.
 
2018-10-11 09:45:11 PM  

Driver: Wasn't a Wise move for either of them.


That pun is stale. Not unlike every Wise chip I've ever had.
 
2018-10-11 09:45:22 PM  
Bro was issued a warning.

Bro elected to ignore said warning.

Bro-tocol was followed before shots were fired.
 
2018-10-11 09:46:55 PM  

WhiskeySticks: Understandable if they were All Dressed.


First bacon, now chips. Is there anything Canada can't ruin?
 
2018-10-11 09:50:39 PM  
Another responsible gun owner.
Thanks, Trump.
 
2018-10-11 09:50:45 PM  
What an idiot.  You're supposed to cut their hand off.
 
2018-10-11 09:54:51 PM  

TOSViolation: What an idiot.  You're supposed to cut their hand off.


Trump voter - a person who brags about not being any less civilized than the Taliban.
 
2018-10-11 10:04:41 PM  

jso2897: TOSViolation: What an idiot.  You're supposed to cut their hand off.

Trump voter - a person who brags about not being any less civilized than the Taliban.


Sounds like the lunatic shrieking libs to me.
 
2018-10-11 10:05:58 PM  
Aaaand this is why I seldom buy the whole "the gun went off while cleaning" story.
 
2018-10-11 10:07:39 PM  
Shooting someone is a strong measure.

They WERE salt and vinegar chips, though...
 
2018-10-11 10:32:51 PM  
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Huh, Will Sasso is looking pretty good these days.
 
2018-10-11 10:46:41 PM  

cleveoh: Bro was issued a warning.

Bro elected to ignore said warning.

Bro-tocol was followed before shots were fired.


He was warned. He was given an explanation. Nevertheless, he persisted.
 
2018-10-11 10:51:17 PM  
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understandable
 
2018-10-11 10:52:19 PM  
But the gun is going to be okay, right?
 
2018-10-11 10:55:09 PM  
he had a chip on his shoulder
 
2018-10-11 11:03:08 PM  
Never touch another man's chip!!
#don't touch ma chips Cuz
 
2018-10-11 11:06:43 PM  
Once you pop, you can't stop!
 
2018-10-11 11:08:31 PM  
Nitwit? Of the Carolina Nitwits?
 
2018-10-11 11:19:15 PM  

ltdanman44: [prestofreshgrocery.com image 800x800]

understandable


When he told his cousin not to eat the chips it was because salt & vinegar tastes like shiat.
 
2018-10-11 11:19:48 PM  
Salt and Vinegar? Sounds like a real douche...
 
2018-10-11 11:20:38 PM  

ltdanman44: [prestofreshgrocery.com image 800x800]

understandable


Artificially flavored salt, or vinegar, or both? WTF?
 
2018-10-11 11:23:36 PM  
I would chip in, but it looks like the topic has been well covered....in delicious queso.
 
2018-10-11 11:23:44 PM  

RottNDude: Salt and Vinegar? Sounds like a real douche...


Vagina dentata?
 
2018-10-11 11:24:53 PM  

RottNDude: ltdanman44: [prestofreshgrocery.com image 800x800]

understandable

Artificially flavored salt, or vinegar, or both? WTF?


i don't know they taste damn good tho.  snyder makes a close 2nd

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2018-10-11 11:52:30 PM  
What brand? Yes it is important.
 
2018-10-12 01:12:58 AM  

RottNDude: ltdanman44: [prestofreshgrocery.com image 800x800]

understandable

Artificially flavored salt, or vinegar, or both? WTF?


Tastes like potatoes.

Also:
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2018-10-12 02:04:40 AM  

TOSViolation: RottNDude: Salt and Vinegar? Sounds like a real douche...

Vagina dentata?


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2018-10-12 02:16:29 AM  
Cmon subby you had a better story lead on the side. shoulda posted that



http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents​/stupid/north-dakota-church-tweaker-02​8495


Jackin it for the Lord!
 
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2018-10-12 03:17:07 AM  
 
2018-10-12 05:16:59 AM  
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2018-10-12 07:27:28 AM  
no telling what would happen if he took a tater tot.
 
2018-10-12 11:19:48 AM  
I'm kinda on the "It's not right, but I understand" wagon today.  Really intensely dislike shiatheads that get into your food after you told them no.  I mean if we're talking they truly needed food for some reason, ok still not overjoyed but I get it.  But people that just tuck in to someone else's shiat because they want it and it's there...   I wouldn't shoot anyone but a kick in the dick wouldn't go amiss there.

/exceptions made for those that do that, then replace it before I need it
//still not yay but at least it's there when I want it - ok shrug
///most of these assholes do not make any attempt to do so
 
2018-10-12 01:52:30 PM  
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