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2018-10-11 04:50:12 PM  
*cups hands to mouth*
I SAID, TWO PEOPLE DIDN'T SPEAK ON A DINNER DATE!!!
 
2018-10-11 08:57:52 PM  
And then you submitted it and I read it and we should all endeavor to be better next time.
 
2018-10-11 09:04:03 PM  
Still a better love story than My Dinner with Andre .
 
2018-10-11 09:13:20 PM  
When Moody Met Sadly
 
2018-10-11 09:13:43 PM  
Maybe they knew they were being watched?
 
2018-10-11 09:34:22 PM  
No way that farker is straight.
 
2018-10-11 09:45:15 PM  
This may sound unlikely, but it could be that he's not dating a supermodel because he wants to talk to her
 
2018-10-11 09:57:10 PM  
I apparently went to school with Cooper, but I, for the life of me, don't remember meeting him evar.

I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that everything was going just fine until she freaked out about some triviality that he wasn't even aware of and rightfully considers unimportant.
 
2018-10-11 09:57:49 PM  
I wonder if all the chemistry between him and Lady Gaga might have something to do with it,lol
 
2018-10-11 10:00:01 PM  

Bear151556: I wonder if all the chemistry between him and Lady Gaga might have something to do with it,lol


Hork! Lady Gaga is very unattractive.
 
2018-10-11 10:02:44 PM  

668NeighborOfTheBeast: Bear151556: I wonder if all the chemistry between him and Lady Gaga might have something to do with it,lol

Hork! Lady Gaga is very unattractive.


Do you need your head dimpled, bro?
 
2018-10-11 10:04:05 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: 668NeighborOfTheBeast: Bear151556: I wonder if all the chemistry between him and Lady Gaga might have something to do with it,lol

Hork! Lady Gaga is very unattractive.

Do you need your head dimpled, bro?


What does that even mean? Did Bradley Cooper do it to you in the boys locker room and that's why you can't remember him?
 
2018-10-11 10:05:50 PM  

Naido: This may sound unlikely, but it could be that he's not dating a supermodel because he wants to talk to her


What do his wants have to do with it?
 
2018-10-11 10:14:49 PM  

668NeighborOfTheBeast: Bear151556: I wonder if all the chemistry between him and Lady Gaga might have something to do with it,lol

Hork! Lady Gaga is very unattractive.


whatever you say, studman
 
2018-10-11 10:15:50 PM  
Of course someone wrote it. And of course it was submitted. And of course we read it. And then a chorus of Farkers on  the entertainment page cried out "Why is this news? Why is this getting green? WHO cares? " And they continued with their rants, their pleas for better links, quality stories, and only news about people who matter. And they continued "Someone named this is apparently a thing" And "I don't know what a ___ is but he's ..." and posting that they don't listen to that  and don't even own a TV and your taste in____ sucks and so forth. And they cry out with great fervor whenever there's a Kardashian/Kanye story. "They suck" "Who cares"  Click, click, click. And the articles continue to be written by someone. And the articles continue to be submitted. And the articles continue to be greenlit. And the FARK community continues to click. And so it goes. Oh yeah, you sound fat and Rush is the greatest band ever.
 
2018-10-11 10:15:50 PM  
FTA: "They were not looking happy," a spy told us. "The couple sat down. He was in a hoodie and she was fresh-faced - no makeup - and they barely spoke to each other at the start of the meal. Halfway through, she started looking off to the side and he was moody."

Cooper and model Shayk have been dating since at least 2015. The couple welcomed their first child together, daughter Lea, last year.


So two people who have been together for approximately 3 years and just had their first child seem somewhat disinterested and moody during dinner? The hell you say!  That's just not normal...
 
2018-10-11 10:21:43 PM  

MizzouGuy: Of course someone wrote it. And of course it was submitted. And of course we read it. And then a chorus of Farkers on  the entertainment page cried out "Why is this news? Why is this getting green? WHO cares? " And they continued with their rants, their pleas for better links, quality stories, and only news about people who matter. And they continued "Someone named this is apparently a thing" And "I don't know what a ___ is but he's ..." and posting that they don't listen to that  and don't even own a TV and your taste in____ sucks and so forth. And they cry out with great fervor whenever there's a Kardashian/Kanye story. "They suck" "Who cares"  Click, click, click. And the articles continue to be written by someone. And the articles continue to be submitted. And the articles continue to be greenlit. And the FARK community continues to click. And so it goes. Oh yeah, you sound fat and Rush is the greatest band ever.


Hey! Rush may be the greatest band ever, but there is only ONE true God!

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2018-10-11 10:58:15 PM  

668NeighborOfTheBeast: AverageAmericanGuy: 668NeighborOfTheBeast: Bear151556: I wonder if all the chemistry between him and Lady Gaga might have something to do with it,lol

Hork! Lady Gaga is very unattractive.

Do you need your head dimpled, bro?

What does that even mean? Did Bradley Cooper do it to you in the boys locker room and that's why you can't remember him?


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2018-10-11 11:13:30 PM  

668NeighborOfTheBeast: Bear151556: I wonder if all the chemistry between him and Lady Gaga might have something to do with it,lol


Hork! Lady Gaga is very unattractive.

"Eye of the beholder" and all that stuff but these are from a couple years ago during the "make-up free" trend:

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2018-10-11 11:19:45 PM  
Maybe they have such amazing chemistry they don't need to talk!!
In fact, they just picked out their next vacation , all without words.

who are these people again?
 
2018-10-11 11:38:36 PM  
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2018-10-11 11:52:10 PM  
Seriously, Gaga is attractive?
fark no!!!
 
2018-10-12 12:14:16 AM  
Sounds like everytime the wife and I have dinner without the kids. BFD.
 
2018-10-12 12:21:04 AM  

Biledriver: [img.fark.net image 500x537]


Goddamn, I got here late.
 
2018-10-12 12:24:02 AM  

Biledriver: 668NeighborOfTheBeast: Bear151556: I wonder if all the chemistry between him and Lady Gaga might have something to do with it,lol

Hork! Lady Gaga is very unattractive.

"Eye of the beholder" and all that stuff but these are from a couple years ago during the "make-up free" trend:

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She is so freaking hot without makeup.
 
2018-10-12 03:04:14 AM  
so what? i haven't spoken to my wife in a year.
 
2018-10-12 03:39:01 AM  
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2018-10-12 05:12:26 AM  
Is it even capable of smiling?

People saying "couples row that's normal" yeah but then most couples who've just had a row don't then go to a fancy resteraunt to drag out thr misery of the evening.
 
2018-10-12 05:15:36 AM  
He was too busy thinking, "Ewww!"
 
2018-10-12 06:22:11 AM  

Snapper Carr: And then you submitted it and I read it and we should all endeavor to be better next time.


yep it's like msnbc and cnn complaining about everything stupid thing trump is doing and what is he trying to distract us from, stop covering the stupid stuff....fark stop liking to these type of articles.
 
2018-10-12 07:17:29 AM  

Avery614: FTA: "They were not looking happy," a spy told us. "The couple sat down. He was in a hoodie and she was fresh-faced - no makeup - and they barely spoke to each other at the start of the meal. Halfway through, she started looking off to the side and he was moody."

Cooper and model Shayk have been dating since at least 2015. The couple welcomed their first child together, daughter Lea, last year.

So two people who have been together for approximately 3 years and just had their first child seem somewhat disinterested and moody during dinner? The hell you say!  That's just not normal...


Right? Hell the Mrs and I have been together just short of 7 years (no kids at least, we do run a cat rescue however) and there are times when we go out to eat that we barely say three words to each other. Not because we're not interested, but because we're just happy to be out of the house and eating a nice meal.
That is until some family's crotch fruit starts throwing a fit.
 
2018-10-12 07:37:42 AM  
He finally got her to shut up? Maybe that's why she was quiet? Because I like to eat in peace and QUIET!!??

/I don't like to be bothered when I'm eating
//don't talk with your mouth full
///threes
 
2018-10-12 10:47:16 AM  

Peter von Nostrand: Sounds like everytime the wife and I have dinner without the kids. BFD.


Yeah, Super casual and not chit-chatting sounds like two people who are exhausted. Like end of Avengers and eating shawarma exhausted.
 
2018-10-12 03:08:55 PM  

swahnhennessy: Still a better love story than My Dinner with Andre .


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No shiat.  If Andre invites you to dinner, insist on separate checks.  Don't agree to split the check, because you'll get *SCREWED*.
 
2018-10-12 04:38:28 PM  

Avery614: FTA: "They were not looking happy," a spy told us. "The couple sat down. He was in a hoodie and she was fresh-faced - no makeup - and they barely spoke to each other at the start of the meal. Halfway through, she started looking off to the side and he was moody."

Cooper and model Shayk have been dating since at least 2015. The couple welcomed their first child together, daughter Lea, last year.

So two people who have been together for approximately 3 years and just had their first child seem somewhat disinterested and moody during dinner? The hell you say!  That's just not normal...


Totally not normal, especially with people with insanely demanding careers like A-List Movie Star and Supermodel. Throw in an infant to the mix and it's totally not normal to just throw up your hands and say "I'm starving but tired AF. I need to leave the house before I break something." and just throw on a hoodie and book it to the nearest restaurant for some peace, quiet and food.

What strange people these are.
 
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