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(Daily Mail)   When someone is engaged they are betrothed. If they are dressed nicely we say they are bedecked. Generally seen as a positive state of being. But when a student threatens to behead a teacher, not so nice. Shouldn't they have threatened to dehead him?   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2018-10-11 12:13:44 PM  
What about insane? Shouldnt it be unsane? Considering that in- is used for words like inside we should be using it. Of course it's unpossible
 
2018-10-11 12:17:00 PM  
I'm quite gruntled about this.
 
2018-10-11 12:24:41 PM  
Maybe they could bedeck him?
 
2018-10-11 12:40:04 PM  
Enough with this PC BS. Beheading was good enough for Ned Stark and it's certainly good enough for that teacher.
 
2018-10-11 01:00:12 PM  
this thread is already inflammable and unpossible.
 
2018-10-11 01:10:12 PM  
This has me befuddled.
 
2018-10-11 02:22:24 PM  
This is so be-damed stoopid.
 
2018-10-11 02:22:26 PM  
Ugh, that headline. Subby deserves befenestration.
 
2018-10-11 02:22:54 PM  
People say behead and denude. Shouldn't it be dehead and benude?
 
2018-10-11 02:23:00 PM  
It's called dead-heading in the garden. Of course, the heads you're removing are already dead and that's why you're doing it soo... I got nothing.
 
2018-10-11 02:23:43 PM  
Damn, now Trump has Australia profiling children!
How disgusting, what a monster.
 
2018-10-11 02:24:31 PM  
believed to be inspired by Islamist militant movements

believed to involve non-Muslim students


Yeah, I have a few questions.
 
2018-10-11 02:25:52 PM  
Infamous means more than famous.
 
2018-10-11 02:26:06 PM  

siyuntz: People say behead and denude. Shouldn't it be dehead and benude?


And shouldn't "naked" be the past tense of "nake"?
 
2018-10-11 02:26:55 PM  
Threats against a teacher. That can end one up in prison. Prison's a terrible place to be headed.
 
2018-10-11 02:26:59 PM  
My Own Head
Youtube 3eFlyYQyeZs
 
2018-10-11 02:31:44 PM  
I knew that this wasn't the USA, simply because this shows more initiative and drive than is normally found in American schools.
 
2018-10-11 02:32:00 PM  
It will be a bespoke beheading, designed exclusively for him.
 
2018-10-11 02:32:01 PM  
Be-dum, tsh!
 
2018-10-11 02:32:03 PM  
I thought I understood it, but I was mistaken. I just stood and was taken.

Please send help.
 
2018-10-11 02:32:42 PM  
Careful with that line of reasoning when it comes to "behead", subby.

I once made that mistake while trying to ask my gf for a blowjob in a clever way...it took me a minute to realize that the axe she started swinging at me wasn't some weird roleplay thing... :/
 
2018-10-11 02:33:54 PM  
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2018-10-11 02:33:59 PM  
Wouldn't it behoove the school to not disclose this information?
 
2018-10-11 02:34:25 PM  
"be-" is not always a positive state of being:

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2018-10-11 02:36:10 PM  
Becapitated?
 
2018-10-11 02:37:52 PM  
Beyonce?
 
2018-10-11 02:38:48 PM  
Oh, and fun fact: at the start of a marriage ceremony, in some Jewish traditions, the bride has a veil covering her face. Just before the actual ritual part begins, the groom (who had been at a separate reception for his side's friends/family) approaches her and lifts her veil in advance of the procession to the room where the actual ceremony happens - a tradition that recalls that story in Genesis, where Lavan makes Jake wait 14 years to marry Rachel (he worked for 7 years before a marriage where Lavan switched Rachel out for a veiled Leah before Jake noticed, then worked another 7 for his intended. This is why we need strong labor law).

Anyway, that part of things is called the bedecken (a Yiddish word which borrows from the Hebrew bodek, "to check/verify").
 
2018-10-11 02:40:11 PM  
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2018-10-11 02:40:59 PM  

special20: Wouldn't it behoove the school to not disclose this information?


Only if it's a Cavalry School.
 
2018-10-11 02:43:08 PM  
Slap those little shiats around then smack their hand with a hammer.
 
2018-10-11 02:46:06 PM  
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2018-10-11 02:47:34 PM  
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2018-10-11 02:50:29 PM  

Dr Dreidel: siyuntz: People say behead and denude. Shouldn't it be dehead and benude?

And shouldn't "naked" be the past tense of "nake"?


Then if I depants, and I naking?
 
2018-10-11 02:51:14 PM  
Still 1 : 0

Rowan Atkinson Live - Headmaster kills student - MSTV
Youtube 2YSVtlVLgig
 
2018-10-11 02:51:16 PM  
Do not bedevil me with such questions.
 
2018-10-11 02:52:29 PM  

toraque: Dr Dreidel: siyuntz: People say behead and denude. Shouldn't it be dehead and benude?

And shouldn't "naked" be the past tense of "nake"?

Then if I depants, and I naking?


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2018-10-11 02:55:44 PM  
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Have you met the countess?
Moe: Enchanted
Larry: Encharmed
Curly: Embalmed
 
2018-10-11 02:55:59 PM  
And I'm bewildered and bothered!
 
2018-10-11 02:57:41 PM  
Sources inside the education field revealed the behavior of children who had visited war zones in the Middle East were among those being closely watched.

You should stop giving kids these school field trips to war zones, maybe that will reduce the number of radicalized students.
 
2018-10-11 02:58:02 PM  
Should have threatened to deliver him instead. Same threaty goodness, but it sounds like you're doing them a favor.
 
2018-10-11 02:59:09 PM  

toraque: Dr Dreidel: siyuntz: People say behead and denude. Shouldn't it be dehead and benude?

And shouldn't "naked" be the past tense of "nake"?

Then if I depants, am I naking?


That's the spirit!

// that's how my last date went - we got to my place and I said "benake yourself"
// the speed with which she could nake... I tell ya, it's enough to dejizz a man prematurely
// while you're here, should the plural of "jabroni" be "jabronii"?
 
2018-10-11 03:05:21 PM  
I used to be just rylman but then I made a conscientious decision to step my game up
 
2018-10-11 03:28:06 PM  
Well, arn't you really debody-ing them?

I mean, if you put my head on a robotic body, it would be me...

//Of course I wouldn't be able to vote and humans would hunt me for sport...
///Strength of 5 Gorillas though.
 
2018-10-11 03:28:57 PM  
That's OK.  They are only 10.  They'll outgrow it.  In a few years from now they'll want to have sex with their teacher instead.
 
2018-10-11 04:14:54 PM  

cman: What about insane? Shouldnt it be unsane? Considering that in- is used for words like inside we should be using it. Of course it's unpossible


And how is that flammable and INflammable literally mean the same thing? How did that happen?
 
2018-10-11 04:23:02 PM  
I imagine the teacher's forehead was bedewed with sweat.
 
2018-10-11 05:11:33 PM  
This is what it should mean to behead someone:
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To give them another head.
 
2018-10-11 05:41:06 PM  

Big Beef Burrito: Infamous means more than famous.


Would you like to kiss me on the veranda?
 
2018-10-11 05:42:11 PM  
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2018-10-11 05:58:40 PM  

toraque: Dr Dreidel: siyuntz: People say behead and denude. Shouldn't it be dehead and benude?

And shouldn't "naked" be the past tense of "nake"?

Then if I depants, and I naking?


That's how one gets defenestrated.
 
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