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(Sports Central)   Jameis Winston looks to go "world star," while Antonio Brown's attitude is listed as "questionable." Jason Garrett tries to avoid the "Gong Show," and the Chiefs get a sniff of "Patriot Mystique"   ( sports-central.org) divider line
    More: Satire, field goal, National Football League, 63-yard field goal, yards, game, Blake Bortles, 26-10 home win, Jason Garrett  
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2018-10-12 03:30:27 AM  
Wow. Your blog sucks.
 
2018-10-12 08:10:38 AM  
For once, I think the Steelers will condone one of his cheap shots in the hope he can knock some sense into Antonio Brown.

That's not even funny. The man should be banned from the game.
 
2018-10-12 11:36:21 AM  
"In fact, his last career day was his high school job fair. There, he was instructed that his ideal occupation was 'inconsistent NFL quarterback.'"

Difficulty: without reading the article, is he talking about Trubisky or Tannehill?
 
2018-10-12 01:40:15 PM  

Galileo's Daughter: "In fact, his last career day was his high school job fair. There, he was instructed that his ideal occupation was 'inconsistent NFL quarterback.'"

Difficulty: without reading the article, is he talking about Trubisky or Tannehill?


Trubisky, because he's the one coming off what could be described as a "career day."

Was I right? The headline was so terrible I assumed the link must be worse, and I'm not reading it.
 
2018-10-12 02:03:37 PM  

Galileo's Daughter: "In fact, his last career day was his high school job fair. There, he was instructed that his ideal occupation was 'inconsistent NFL quarterback.'"

Difficulty: without reading the article, is he talking about Trubisky or Tannehill?


NARRATOR VOICE: He should be saying 'Eli' here
 
2018-10-12 03:15:41 PM  
30-27 Patriots?
That KC defense is supposedly atrocious, but they handled The Immortal Blake Bortles.  New England made Bortles look like Joe F*cking Montana in Jacksonville.
Now with Mahomes driving the bus and the ghost of Ditka copiloting, I like the score to be Kansas City 68, Patriots negative 12, BUT... Mahomes will throw 3 touchdowns in the first quarter before  switching to his left hand to throw 4 more.
 
2018-10-12 07:17:03 PM  

Nana's Vibrator: 30-27 Patriots?
That KC defense is supposedly atrocious, but they handled The Immortal Blake Bortles.  New England made Bortles look like Joe F*cking Montana in Jacksonville.
Now with Mahomes driving the bus and the ghost of Ditka copiloting, I like the score to be Kansas City 68, Patriots negative 12, BUT... Mahomes will throw 3 touchdowns in the first quarter before  switching to his left hand to throw 4 more.


That... sounds about right. The Patriots have a "defense" this year that could probably give up 35 points to "I Don't Give A Fark" Jay Cutler in full "I Don't Give A Fark" mode.
 
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