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(Reader's Digest)   The new Royal couple's code names are revealed: Davina Scott and Gene Masseth   ( rd.com) divider line
    More: Obvious, code names, Monarch, Prince, secret code names, Prince Harry, royal family, Royal family, Meghan Markle  
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2018-10-11 12:12:18 PM  
Gene Masseth was one of a kind. RIP.
 
2018-10-11 12:24:05 PM  
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2018-10-11 12:37:25 PM  
Gene Masseth will never, ever, not be funny.

/GENE MASSETH
 
2018-10-11 04:16:34 PM  

BKITU: Gene Masseth will never, ever, not be funny.

/GENE MASSETH


I became a Fark god that day. BOW DOWN TO ME.
 
2018-10-11 04:36:56 PM  
Davina Scott = D.T. vacations
 
2018-10-11 05:04:16 PM  
You need to say it out loud.
 
2018-10-11 05:07:38 PM  
That's disgusting!
 
2018-10-11 05:08:08 PM  
Nope. Chuck Testa.
 
2018-10-11 05:12:22 PM  
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2018-10-11 05:12:43 PM  
A dejected Mike Hunt seen leaving the palace grounds.
 
2018-10-11 05:13:28 PM  

jaytkay: [img.fark.net image 320x214]


SONUVAbiatch!
 
2018-10-11 05:13:29 PM  
i guess they passed on "F*ck Ditch" and "Love Rocket"
 
2018-10-11 05:15:38 PM  

jaytkay: [img.fark.net image 320x214]


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2018-10-11 05:17:08 PM  

Langdon Alger: i guess they passed on "F*ck Ditch" and "Love Rocket"


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/he's talking about his dick
 
2018-10-11 05:17:26 PM  
Oh, fark off with that "Gene Masseth" bullshiat.
 
2018-10-11 05:26:19 PM  
Dick Stud ...waiting in the wings.
 
2018-10-11 05:27:17 PM  

kb7rky: Oh, fark off with that "Gene Masseth" bullshiat.


Say it really fast and you'll get it.
 
2018-10-11 05:33:20 PM  
Doesn't telling the world your code names kinda defeat the purpose?
 
2018-10-11 05:35:30 PM  
Thx subby.  I need the laugh.
 
2018-10-11 05:43:33 PM  

BKITU: Gene Masseth will never, ever, not be funny.

/GENE MASSETH


It stopped being funny in 2010 but this is fark, where memes don't go to die because they're already dead by the time they get here.
 
2018-10-11 05:47:32 PM  

abhorrent1: BKITU: Gene Masseth will never, ever, not be funny.

/GENE MASSETH

It stopped being funny in 2010 but this is fark, where memes don't go to die because they're already dead by the time they get here.


Welcome to Fark. Where they beat a dead horse until it's up and kicking.
 
2018-10-11 05:52:11 PM  
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2018-10-11 05:56:21 PM  

Dr.Fey: [images.huffingtonpost.com image 570x428]


That was farking epic.
 
2018-10-11 06:04:30 PM  
Dear Subby:

Why?

You KNOW they greenlight this gack.

That's just mean-spirited of you.

Sincerely,

Me.
 
2018-10-11 06:18:55 PM  

zen-ref-me: abhorrent1: BKITU: Gene Masseth will never, ever, not be funny.

/GENE MASSETH

It stopped being funny in 2010 but this is fark, where memes don't go to die because they're already dead by the time they get here.

Welcome to Fark. Where they beat a dead horse until it's up and kicking.


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2018-10-11 06:34:42 PM  

kb7rky: Oh, fark off with that "Gene Masseth" bullshiat.


Just because you're too dense to figure out why it's funny (hint--say it out loud) doesn't mean you have to be a party pooper for the rest of us.
 
2018-10-11 06:35:55 PM  

abhorrent1: BKITU: Gene Masseth will never, ever, not be funny.

/GENE MASSETH

It stopped being funny in 2010 but this is fark, where memes don't go to die because they're already dead by the time they get here.


Why would a classic joke name like Gene Masseth ever stop being funny?
 
2018-10-11 06:43:11 PM  

4th Horseman: zen-ref-me: abhorrent1: BKITU: Gene Masseth will never, ever, not be funny.

/GENE MASSETH

It stopped being funny in 2010 but this is fark, where memes don't go to die because they're already dead by the time they get here.

Welcome to Fark. Where they beat a dead horse until it's up and kicking.

[img.fark.net image 611x329]


Well yeah, the same old negative nancies who make same old boring complaint about a classic gag name, maybe you need to step your game up.
 
2018-10-11 06:47:24 PM  

steelydanfan: 4th Horseman: zen-ref-me: abhorrent1: BKITU: Gene Masseth will never, ever, not be funny.

/GENE MASSETH

It stopped being funny in 2010 but this is fark, where memes don't go to die because they're already dead by the time they get here.

Welcome to Fark. Where they beat a dead horse until it's up and kicking.

[img.fark.net image 611x329]

Well yeah, the same old negative nancies who make same old boring complaint about a classic gag name, maybe you need to step your game up.


I like the Gene Masseth joke; this is the internet, and something doesn't have to be original content to be funny.

/Have someone with a mid-western accent say it out loud, if you do not get it :)
 
2018-10-11 07:01:01 PM  

4th Horseman: steelydanfan: 4th Horseman: zen-ref-me: abhorrent1: BKITU: Gene Masseth will never, ever, not be funny.

/GENE MASSETH

It stopped being funny in 2010 but this is fark, where memes don't go to die because they're already dead by the time they get here.

Welcome to Fark. Where they beat a dead horse until it's up and kicking.

[img.fark.net image 611x329]

Well yeah, the same old negative nancies who make same old boring complaint about a classic gag name, maybe you need to step your game up.

I like the Gene Masseth joke; this is the internet, and something doesn't have to be original content to be funny.

/Have someone with a mid-western accent say it out loud, if you do not get it :)


I'm glad to see you appreciate good humor.
 
2018-10-11 07:04:10 PM  
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2018-10-11 07:06:23 PM  

kb7rky: Oh, fark off with that "Gene Masseth" bullshiat.


Somebody doesn't understand the joke
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2018-10-11 07:08:07 PM  

DrEMHmrk2: [img.fark.net image 425x306]


That's the same television station as this:

News Station Reports Asiana Flight 214 Pilots Names: 'Sum Ting Wong,' 'Ho Lee Fuk'
Youtube AmclgO6w0C0
 
2018-10-11 08:58:12 PM  

AliceBToklasLives: kb7rky: Oh, fark off with that "Gene Masseth" bullshiat.

Say it really fast and you'll get it.


steelydanfan: kb7rky: Oh, fark off with that "Gene Masseth" bullshiat.

Just because you're too dense to figure out why it's funny (hint--say it out loud) doesn't mean you have to be a party pooper for the rest of us.


Man with the Red Eyes: kb7rky: Oh, fark off with that "Gene Masseth" bullshiat.

Somebody doesn't understand the joke
[img.fark.net image 425x239]


Well, maybe it would be...IF IT WAS A FARKING JOKE.

Which it isn't.

It wasn't funny...it never will be funny, and it most certainly ISN'T A GODDAMN JOKE.

That said:

Half Baked - Fuck You!
Youtube hTOKJTRHMdw
 
2018-10-11 09:00:36 PM  

kb7rky: AliceBToklasLives: kb7rky: Oh, fark off with that "Gene Masseth" bullshiat.

Say it really fast and you'll get it.

steelydanfan: kb7rky: Oh, fark off with that "Gene Masseth" bullshiat.

Just because you're too dense to figure out why it's funny (hint--say it out loud) doesn't mean you have to be a party pooper for the rest of us.

Man with the Red Eyes: kb7rky: Oh, fark off with that "Gene Masseth" bullshiat.

Somebody doesn't understand the joke
[img.fark.net image 425x239]

Well, maybe it would be...IF IT WAS A FARKING JOKE.

Which it isn't.

It wasn't funny...it never will be funny, and it most certainly ISN'T A GODDAMN JOKE.

That said:

[YouTube video: Half Baked - fark You!]


Dude. Seriously. Say it fast. With a midwestern accent. And open your mind to the dirtiest farked up shiat possible. And you will get the joke.
 
2018-10-11 09:09:05 PM  

kb7rky: AliceBToklasLives: kb7rky: Oh, fark off with that "Gene Masseth" bullshiat.

Say it really fast and you'll get it.

steelydanfan: kb7rky: Oh, fark off with that "Gene Masseth" bullshiat.

Just because you're too dense to figure out why it's funny (hint--say it out loud) doesn't mean you have to be a party pooper for the rest of us.

Man with the Red Eyes: kb7rky: Oh, fark off with that "Gene Masseth" bullshiat.

Somebody doesn't understand the joke
[img.fark.net image 425x239]

Well, maybe it would be...IF IT WAS A FARKING JOKE.

Which it isn't.

It wasn't funny...it never will be funny, and it most certainly ISN'T A GODDAMN JOKE.

That said:

[YouTube video: Half Baked - fark You!]


Have you tried saying it aloud?  Try using a clipped, Midwestern accent.
 
2018-10-11 09:42:58 PM  
I don't care how you say it, Gene sounds nothing like "jizz".
 
2018-10-11 09:54:12 PM  
Gene Masseth.

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2018-10-11 11:02:54 PM  

blatz514: jaytkay: [img.fark.net image 320x214]

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WTF is wrong with her teeth?!
 
2018-10-11 11:04:34 PM  

SonOfSpam: blatz514: jaytkay: [img.fark.net image 320x214]

[img.fark.net image 850x457]

WTF is wrong with her teeth?!


Oh, good god, I cannot un-see that now...
 
2018-10-11 11:08:27 PM  

Man with the Red Eyes: kb7rky: AliceBToklasLives: kb7rky: Oh, fark off with that "Gene Masseth" bullshiat.

Say it really fast and you'll get it.

steelydanfan: kb7rky: Oh, fark off with that "Gene Masseth" bullshiat.

Just because you're too dense to figure out why it's funny (hint--say it out loud) doesn't mean you have to be a party pooper for the rest of us.

Man with the Red Eyes: kb7rky: Oh, fark off with that "Gene Masseth" bullshiat.

Somebody doesn't understand the joke
[img.fark.net image 425x239]

Well, maybe it would be...IF IT WAS A FARKING JOKE.

Which it isn't.

It wasn't funny...it never will be funny, and it most certainly ISN'T A GODDAMN JOKE.

That said:

[YouTube video: Half Baked - fark You!]

Have you tried saying it aloud?  Try using a clipped, Midwestern accent.


I've been living in New Mexico too long.  Spell it out for us.
 
2018-10-11 11:10:01 PM  
Never mind, I found the answer on TV Tropes.
 
2018-10-11 11:47:53 PM  

4th Horseman: SonOfSpam: blatz514: jaytkay: [img.fark.net image 320x214]

[img.fark.net image 850x457]

WTF is wrong with her teeth?!

Oh, good god, I cannot un-see that now...


I had pretty ugly teeth most of my life until my wife convinced me to get them fixed. (They're still not great, but okay.) Her stance is that bad teeth is one of the things that can hold you back in life. Consequently I can't not see and be dismayed by people's bad teeth anymore, particularly on TV and in film.  Except Steve Buscemi.

/she might be on to something - didn't get married until I was 49
//or it could be my shiatty personality, that my wife somehow can see past
 
2018-10-12 11:03:30 AM  

kb7rky: AliceBToklasLives: kb7rky: Oh, fark off with that "Gene Masseth" bullshiat.

Say it really fast and you'll get it.

steelydanfan: kb7rky: Oh, fark off with that "Gene Masseth" bullshiat.

Just because you're too dense to figure out why it's funny (hint--say it out loud) doesn't mean you have to be a party pooper for the rest of us.

Man with the Red Eyes: kb7rky: Oh, fark off with that "Gene Masseth" bullshiat.

Somebody doesn't understand the joke
[img.fark.net image 425x239]

Well, maybe it would be...IF IT WAS A FARKING JOKE.

Which it isn't.

It wasn't funny...it never will be funny, and it most certainly ISN'T A GODDAMN JOKE.

That said:

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/hTOKJTRH​Mdw]


You are absolutely wrong. It fits every objective criteria of a joke.

Just because you're too thick to see the humor in it doesn't mean it's not a joke.

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