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(Belfast Live)   Oim toired of dese mitherfookin' STD ridden ladyburds in me mitherfookin' 'ouse   ( belfastlive.co.uk) divider line
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2018-10-11 10:33:04 AM  
Whale oil beef hooked.
 
2018-10-11 12:49:47 PM  
You know, I want a moratorium on the term 'sexuall transmitted disease' unless that's its only vector of transmission.

So the ladybugs have a fungus on them that CAN be transmitted sexually. But that's not the only way it can propagate.

By that definition, pretty much any communicable disease can be an STD. You can catch the flu during sex, but that's not the only way you can get it.

And if you had to fark a ladybug to catch the fungus, I don't think many people would be at risk.
 
2018-10-11 05:46:34 PM  
Mitherfeckin', subby.
 
2018-10-11 06:30:01 PM  
ah fer fooks sake
 
2018-10-11 06:56:31 PM  
Caddy Shack Thats all I need
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2018-10-11 06:57:04 PM  
Who knew Dick VanDyke was a farker?
 
2018-10-11 06:58:15 PM  

mainsail: Who knew Dick VanDyke was a farker?


Julie Andrews.
 
2018-10-11 07:01:16 PM  

Madman drummers bummers: mainsail: Who knew Dick VanDyke was a farker?

Julie Andrews.


I seen her titties.
 
2018-10-11 07:04:44 PM  
Survey? I'm not taking no steenking survey.
 
2018-10-11 07:08:43 PM  
I'm glad they gave us a picture of the lovely couple.
 
2018-10-11 07:13:38 PM  
Ladybugs have a good reputation because of their name, but really they're scary.

To other insects in their weigh range, they're like armored Humvees that can fly and eat you alive in two or three bites.

Imagine your entire family and all your co-workers' families are together at a company picnic and suddenly a couple of these flying humvee beasts swoop in and start munching down people.

Even with every adult carrying their choice of rifle and the kids on crew weapons, it'd be the scariest day ever with many tragic losses of life and limb. But you don't have weapons. You don't even have a pointy stick. You're all just naked, green, and full of plant juices because you're an aphid and this hypothetical picnic massacre scenario happens to you and your community about every day around lunch time if you aren't enslaved by ants.

They should be called LIONbugs.
 
2018-10-11 07:17:25 PM  
Their juvenile form is horrifying up close.

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2018-10-11 07:27:32 PM  
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RIP Lady Bird "Johnson"
 
2018-10-11 07:32:29 PM  
wife had some little worms on her cannabis plants, released a container of the little guys. Did not work, kind of like most stoners I know.
 
2018-10-11 07:39:40 PM  
Headline is not even close  (NSFW language)

How to speak Norn Iron
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2018-10-11 07:43:39 PM  

MarkMartinFan: wife had some little worms on her cannabis plants, released a container of the little guys. Did not work, kind of like most stoners I know.


Sounds like the ones I bought.
1500 of the little farkers flew away or went into hiding, instead of eating aphids.
 
2018-10-11 07:45:07 PM  

lostcat: [img.fark.net image 220x278]
RIP Lady Bird "Johnson"


shakes tiny fist
 
2018-10-11 07:45:30 PM  

leeksfromchichis: Ladybugs have a good reputation because of their name, but really they're scary.

To other insects in their weigh range, they're like armored Humvees that can fly and eat you alive in two or three bites.

Imagine your entire family and all your co-workers' families are together at a company picnic and suddenly a couple of these flying humvee beasts swoop in and start munching down people.

Even with every adult carrying their choice of rifle and the kids on crew weapons, it'd be the scariest day ever with many tragic losses of life and limb. But you don't have weapons. You don't even have a pointy stick. You're all just naked, green, and full of plant juices because you're an aphid and this hypothetical picnic massacre scenario happens to you and your community about every day around lunch time if you aren't enslaved by ants.

They should be called LIONbugs.


Yeah, but fark aphids. I reckon leopardbugs cos of the spots. Can't stand ladybird... they're not birds. Yes, I know they aren't really bugs either.
 
2018-10-11 07:48:57 PM  
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Ladybirds are neither ladies nor birds. Discuss
 
2018-10-11 08:19:03 PM  
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God dang it Bobby...
 
2018-10-11 08:34:27 PM  
We have tons of them up here, they overwinter in rotting logs and fly off by the thousands when it really warms up in springtime. I had a bad aphid problem on my new apple tree. Hit them with insecticidal soap, which worked ok. Check the tree a month later, and every one of the curled leaves had either a ladybug or a ladybug larva in it, pretty cool...
 
2018-10-11 10:28:28 PM  
What about Gloim, Dwalim, Balim, and Thorim?
 
2018-10-12 02:19:45 AM  

Claude Ballse: Madman drummers bummers: mainsail: Who knew Dick VanDyke was a farker?

Julie Andrews.

I seen her titties.


That's nothin' - I see you're Ballse.
 
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