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(Deadspin)   If you ever wanted to know how much top-tier dog semen is worth, then this lawsuit Udonis Haslem has filed has all the details   ( deadspin.com) divider line
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2018-10-11 10:50:46 AM  
It's delicious when infused into donuts!
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2018-10-11 11:03:49 AM  
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2018-10-11 11:41:10 AM  
I don't care what kind of tribute/fusion/cover band it is, I'm not paying to see Top Tier Dog Semen.
 
2018-10-11 12:18:44 PM  
Does the dog come when you call?
 
2018-10-11 03:22:22 PM  
Does it really taste that different?
 
2018-10-11 03:32:07 PM  
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2018-10-11 03:52:17 PM  

foo monkey: I don't care what kind of tribute/fusion/cover band it is, I'm not paying to see Top Tier Dog Semen.


Xhibit tribute band
 
2018-10-11 03:52:23 PM  
What if you just want regular Jon Arbuckle kind
 
2018-10-11 03:53:25 PM  
Juice's juice, as it were.
 
2018-10-11 03:53:46 PM  
Thanks subby, but that is something I never wanted to know...strange, 'eh?
 
2018-10-11 03:54:46 PM  
He follows me around too much as it is.
 
2018-10-11 03:56:50 PM  

foo monkey: I don't care what kind of tribute/fusion/cover band it is, I'm not paying to see Top Tier Dog Semen.


Not even Alice in Stains? 
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2018-10-11 04:01:07 PM  
InBev usually sells it for about $5 for a 6 pack.
 
2018-10-11 04:02:04 PM  
Damn. I didn't realize what a deal I was getting!
 
2018-10-11 04:09:29 PM  

cgraves67: InBev usually sells it for about $5 for a 6 pack.


A 12 pack of corona is 20 bucks here (Denver) now.  Let that sink in.
 
2018-10-11 04:09:43 PM  
Yeah, this'll get the fans on your side.
 
2018-10-11 04:12:21 PM  
I wonder what kind of stud fees Chihuahua owners got going for them.
 
2018-10-11 04:15:24 PM  
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2018-10-11 04:24:05 PM  

I'm an Egyptian!: Damn. I didn't realize what a deal I was getting!


Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
 
2018-10-11 04:25:14 PM  
Chris Cornell - Call Me A Dog (acoustico)
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2018-10-11 04:25:32 PM  
Top tier dog semen is over valued.  I always reccomend mid tier dog semen.
 
2018-10-11 04:29:39 PM  

Just another Heartland Weirdass: Top tier dog semen is over valued.  I always reccomend mid tier dog semen.


Fact is if you put low tier dog semen in a high tier bottle, most people won't notice a difference in taste.
 
2018-10-11 05:39:54 PM  
Still better than IPA.
 
2018-10-11 05:48:51 PM  
My ex worked at a dog semen bank. Got fired for drinking on the job.
 
2018-10-11 06:15:11 PM  
the guy looks like he has had a few...
 
2018-10-11 06:31:37 PM  
Cane Corso. When Pits and Rottweilers just aren't manly enough for your image.
 
2018-10-11 06:37:09 PM  
Great. I can clear out the garage and make a few bucks.
 
2018-10-11 06:43:38 PM  
I would just like to point out that "Udonis Haslem" can be rearranged to spell "A Hound's Slime".
 
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