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3810 clicks; posted to Main » on 11 Oct 2018 at 9:02 PM (11 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2018-10-11 10:12:41 AM  
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2018-10-11 02:24:29 PM  
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The fraternity does not like this at all.
 
2018-10-11 09:05:51 PM  
"Hey Rocky, watch me pull a woman off of this flight!"
 
2018-10-11 09:06:16 PM  
HOTY! YEAH!

This is my first green light, I love you all!
 
2018-10-11 09:10:41 PM  
Not that old trick
 
2018-10-11 09:10:44 PM  
Squirrels aren't allowed. Moose out front should have told ya
 
2018-10-11 09:11:09 PM  
Again
 
2018-10-11 09:11:13 PM  
At first I was all like Aw shiat June Foray died, but then I remember she already did last year.
 
2018-10-11 09:11:45 PM  
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2018-10-11 09:14:28 PM  
As a trainer of emotional support squirrels I take my job very seriously. Vermin training is intense! First we have to catch a qualified squirrel... usually at a dump or a garbage can.. sometimes even an outhouse. Once caught, me and my team spend a good 20 minutes training. This involves feeding the little critter peanuts...that's it, they like peanuts. Then we match em up with some emotionally unstable person...and BINGO! They get the squirrel and a bag of peanuts...we tell em. DON'T RUN OUT OF PEANUTS...the people not the squirrels.. squirrels are dumb.
 
2018-10-11 09:15:18 PM  
When the squirrel went insane
on the Frontier Airlines plane,
In the sleepy little town of Orlando.
It was a fight for survival,
that was neutered on arrival,
And something, something, something, I don't give a f**k.
 
2018-10-11 09:17:23 PM  
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2018-10-11 09:18:36 PM  

fisker: HOTY! YEAH!

This is my first green light, I love you all!


Congratulations!
 
2018-10-11 09:20:12 PM  
CSB: Yesterday I saw a fairly young squirrel in my yard while I was sitting on the porch eating some almonds.  I walked over to it and it stood there staring at me and didn't run away. It let me get fairly close so I tossed an almond to it.  It didn't flinch at all as the almond landed near its feet.  The little bastard then started growling at me.

I honestly had no idea that squirrels growled.
 
2018-10-11 09:32:30 PM  
Squirrels taste like chicken.  Just sayin'.
 
2018-10-11 09:42:56 PM  

Circusdog320: As a trainer of emotional support squirrels I take my job very seriously. Vermin training is intense! First we have to catch a qualified squirrel... usually at a dump or a garbage can.. sometimes even an outhouse. Once caught, me and my team spend a good 20 minutes training. This involves feeding the little critter peanuts...that's it, they like peanuts. Then we match em up with some emotionally unstable person...and BINGO! They get the squirrel and a bag of peanuts...we tell em. DON'T RUN OUT OF PEANUTS...the people not the squirrels.. squirrels are dumb.


I has an allergic to pnuts, how dare you!
 
2018-10-11 09:53:21 PM  
How's Archie and Jughead doing?  If Betty or Veronica are feeling down, I got something to lift their spirits right here.
 
2018-10-11 09:59:59 PM  
My niece's son died from a couple of overdoses.  A few weeks later, she found a squirrel in her back yard.  She brought it in, took care of it, gave it the same name as her deceased son.   She got really attached to it and then it overdosed on peanut butter.  She found him in his cage.  Flat on his back, syringe in his tiny arm and an empty jar of Skippy nearby.  He had grabbed a jar of nutty Skippy by accident.  Happens more times that you'd suspect.  Half the squirrels run over are heading for their pushers.  True fact, why not.

/Niece did lose her kid and founded a squirrel
//Squirrel eventually went back to the trees
///She said she would see him occasionally.
 
2018-10-11 10:04:16 PM  

fisker: HOTY! YEAH!

This is my first green light, I love you all!


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/gratz!
 
2018-10-11 10:21:40 PM  
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/they'd better watch themselves
 
2018-10-11 10:35:55 PM  
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2018-10-12 05:05:10 AM  

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I'll give that squirrel a nut.  Hell I'll give her 2!
 
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