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(ESPN)   Will Carson Wentz and the Eagles soar over the Giants? Or will the trio of Eli Manning, Saquon Barkley, and Odell Beckham, Jr. be the ones scoring tonight? Does anybody want to be over .500? Kickoff at 8:20 PM ET on FOX   ( espn.com) divider line
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2018-10-11 06:04:17 PM  
Oh geez the 2-3 Eagles -vs- the 1-4 Giants? What a match up! Half of ESPN will probably call in sick tomorrow cause they be too exhausted to go to work from all the masturbating they'll be doing tonight.

Well if I had to pick one... Go Giants, I guess...who cares... whatever.
Actually, a tie would be awesome.
 
2018-10-11 06:06:07 PM  
Also, subby, no one will be over .500 tonight no matter who wins.
 
2018-10-11 06:55:26 PM  

abhorrent1: Also, subby, no one will be over .500 tonight no matter who wins.


I found this post to be shallow and pedantic. :)
 
2018-10-11 06:57:00 PM  
Absolutely the worst pregame show ever, NFL Network sucks. Let's have several asshats stand behind our illiterate crew and yell.
 
2018-10-11 07:00:05 PM  
Gonna be a soggy mess. I wonder how the Giants will respond after losing a crusher on Sunday. Eagles are gonna come out fired up after their loss.

Go Iggles, and I hope Wentz hits Clement for a few TD's for totally important reasons
 
2018-10-11 07:47:42 PM  
All right! Time to watch the second-best PA team do its thing against the second-best NJ team. Should be an utterly scintillating matchup.
 
2018-10-11 07:48:23 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: second-best PA


LOL
 
2018-10-11 07:49:38 PM  
This should be an absolutely riveting game. 

Bringing my pillow to the couch.
 
2018-10-11 07:50:03 PM  
Gambling alert!!!

Heavy rain and strong winds expected.
 
2018-10-11 07:51:29 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: All right! Time to watch the second-best PA team do its thing against the second-best NJ team. Should be an utterly scintillating matchup.


Except there's one fark of a drop-off between the JEST and the Giants, especially compared to the PA teams.
 
2018-10-11 07:54:10 PM  

FriarReb98: Adolf Oliver Nipples: All right! Time to watch the second-best PA team do its thing against the second-best NJ team. Should be an utterly scintillating matchup.

Except there's one fark of a drop-off between the JEST and the Giants, especially compared to the PA teams.


I know, I'm just trying to give this game the hype it deserves.
 
2018-10-11 07:55:04 PM  
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'Poop is coming out'
 
2018-10-11 07:55:36 PM  
So yeah, the biggest game already comes with high stakes, so lead the East and it's so far acting like the Least.

GO PHILLY
 
2018-10-11 07:55:58 PM  
Last 18 meeting between these 2 and the NYG are 14-4., but I am not even sure if that is enough to hold my interest.
 
2018-10-11 07:57:25 PM  

Ow! That was my feelings!: Gambling alert!!!

Heavy rain and strong winds expected.


I picked the Eagles to win, but I fully expect Eli to turn into his alter ego, Happy Manning:

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2018-10-11 07:57:32 PM  

harleyquinnical: Last 18 meeting between these 2 and the NYG are 14-4., but I am not even sure if that is enough to hold my interest.


Huh?

Eagles have OWNED the G-Men recently. 12-4 vs them in this decade
 
2018-10-11 07:59:14 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: harleyquinnical: Last 18 meeting between these 2 and the NYG are 14-4., but I am not even sure if that is enough to hold my interest.

Huh?

Eagles have OWNED the G-Men recently. 12-4 vs them in this decade


That was the ESPN stat; I might have misread it.
 
2018-10-11 07:59:37 PM  
Nick Foles was kn my FF team last year, so go Eagles.
 
2018-10-11 08:00:37 PM  
Race to the bottom of the NFC east! Lets go!

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2018-10-11 08:01:06 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: FriarReb98: Adolf Oliver Nipples: All right! Time to watch the second-best PA team do its thing against the second-best NJ team. Should be an utterly scintillating matchup.

Except there's one fark of a drop-off between the JEST and the Giants, especially compared to the PA teams.

I know, I'm just trying to give this game the hype it deserves.


Defending Super Bowl Champions against a major-market divisional rival.

It is a big game, end of story.
 
2018-10-11 08:01:37 PM  
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2018-10-11 08:03:21 PM  
Buck looks more plastic every week
 
2018-10-11 08:04:14 PM  
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2018-10-11 08:05:18 PM  

Ow! That was my feelings!: Gambling alert!!!

Heavy rain and strong winds expected.


Kinda late with that warning. Heh.

Going to be winter in Denver on Sunday. 25 and snow.
 
2018-10-11 08:05:27 PM  

seventypercent: [quickmeme.com image 430x539]


If I watch, I am going to watch with a w00tstout in hand.
 
2018-10-11 08:06:02 PM  
Erin Andrews looks super hot in that hat and rain jacket
 
2018-10-11 08:06:18 PM  

harleyquinnical: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: harleyquinnical: Last 18 meeting between these 2 and the NYG are 14-4., but I am not even sure if that is enough to hold my interest.

Huh?

Eagles have OWNED the G-Men recently. 12-4 vs them in this decade

That was the ESPN stat; I might have misread it.


Yea, I misread it.
 
2018-10-11 08:06:20 PM  
Yay, I made it!

So, I've been up since 8PM yesterday. You should never take me too seriously, but DEFINITELY don't take me too seriously tonight. Add percocets to the mix and I'm a bit loopier than normal

Clarification: The rehab from my surgery has been ... challenging. I lost a day - literally - to sleep and since Monday of this week, I'm trying to get my sleep back on schedule. I've been up all night every night this week, pushing my 'go to sleep time' back a ways to get it back where it normally is, around 11-midnight CST.

Tonight should be the last one. Assuming I can get through this game, or even close, I'll be up around 6 tomorrow morning, and things should be back to normal. Yay me.

*checks ESPN*

Apparently I think the Iggles will be victorious in the upcoming match.

*checks Vegas odds, sees Philly at -2*

Apparently, the bookies agree....


*waves
**double-blinks
***wobbles a lil bit
 
2018-10-11 08:08:22 PM  
Go away A-Rod
 
2018-10-11 08:09:00 PM  
My predictions have been terrible this year, so I spun in circles until I fell down and I landed on the eagles side of the line, so maybe they'll win.

Also, it looks like joe bucks forehead is growing exponentially.
 
2018-10-11 08:09:04 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Defending Super Bowl Champions against a major-market divisional rival.


It's Regular Season Eli. Period.

\and I'll never get tired of seeing Tek punk A-Fraud
 
2018-10-11 08:09:42 PM  

FriarReb98: \and I'll never get tired of seeing Tek punk A-Fraud


Any time he gets popped is good
 
2018-10-11 08:11:05 PM  
WTF is this nonsense
 
2018-10-11 08:11:44 PM  
I actually wish they did a Rob Riggle segment for the first time ever
 
2018-10-11 08:12:23 PM  
Jay Glazer looks like farking Mini-Me around them.
 
2018-10-11 08:12:46 PM  

FriarReb98: Jay Glazer looks like farking Mini-Me around them.


Yeah it is kinda hilarious
 
2018-10-11 08:13:07 PM  
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As am I.

LETS GO RED WINGS!

Well, at least beat the Leaves

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Otherwise, Giants/Eagles?  Hmmmm.... Gnats because LOL.
Hope this one goes full Fractal Busey.
 
2018-10-11 08:13:09 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: I actually wish they did a Rob Riggle segment for the first time ever


I can't be mad at Vince.
 
2018-10-11 08:14:57 PM  
Seriously. Shoepisser looks like he went to the Joan Rivers Institute of bad plastic surgery
 
2018-10-11 08:15:31 PM  

Aezetyr: [img.fark.net image 425x595]

As am I.

LETS GO RED WINGS!

Well, at least beat the Leaves

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Otherwise, Giants/Eagles?  Hmmmm.... Gnats because LOL.
Hope this one goes full Fractal Busey.


Barkley will kill a man tonight. Trust me. He will.

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2018-10-11 08:16:51 PM  

Subtonic: Aezetyr: [img.fark.net image 425x595]

As am I.

LETS GO RED WINGS!

Well, at least beat the Leaves

[img.fark.net image 500x275]

Otherwise, Giants/Eagles?  Hmmmm.... Gnats because LOL.
Hope this one goes full Fractal Busey.

Barkley will kill a man tonight. Trust me. He will.

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Thinking it'll be closer to this:
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2018-10-11 08:17:03 PM  
Love ya Saquon, but I hope you have a bad night
 
2018-10-11 08:17:31 PM  

xaks: Yay, I made it!

So, I've been up since 8PM yesterday. You should never take me too seriously, but DEFINITELY don't take me too seriously tonight. Add percocets to the mix and I'm a bit loopier than normal

Clarification: The rehab from my surgery has been ... challenging. I lost a day - literally - to sleep and since Monday of this week, I'm trying to get my sleep back on schedule. I've been up all night every night this week, pushing my 'go to sleep time' back a ways to get it back where it normally is, around 11-midnight CST.

Tonight should be the last one. Assuming I can get through this game, or even close, I'll be up around 6 tomorrow morning, and things should be back to normal. Yay me.

*checks ESPN*

Apparently I think the Iggles will be victorious in the upcoming match.

*checks Vegas odds, sees Philly at -2*

Apparently, the bookies agree....


*waves
**double-blinks
***wobbles a lil bit


Glad you are doing okay.  Right now, you sound as bad as I feel.  If my insurance were not up in the air at the moment, I would see my doctor about some inner ear problems.
 
2018-10-11 08:18:20 PM  
DON'T SMOKE CRACK
 
2018-10-11 08:22:01 PM  
I'm Naughty by Nature, not 'cause I hate ya....
 
2018-10-11 08:22:33 PM  
The iggles are the reason your 401k just tanked.
 
2018-10-11 08:22:51 PM  
It doesn't rain in football.  It rains on football.
 
2018-10-11 08:23:33 PM  
30 seconds in
 
2018-10-11 08:23:37 PM  
I'm glad I have edibles because that's the only way this game is going to be watchable.
 
2018-10-11 08:23:38 PM  
Nah.  Down by contact.
 
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