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(WREG Memphis)   Shooting victim returns fire, chases down suspects and crashes into them   ( wreg.com) divider line
    More: Scary, Concealed carry in the United States, Hill, Assault, East Memphis man, car, Gun, suspects, Damian Hill  
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2018-10-11 08:51:25 AM  
"I thought I was fixing to die 'cause that was my first time being in something like this," he said.

GIMME AN F!

"[The suspects] acted like they was fixin' to stop in front of the police, but then they took off and I was going so fast I smacked the back of that car,"

GIMME A U!!!!
 
2018-10-11 11:12:24 AM  
He won because he was fixin' to die.  That's the first rule of a gunfight, accepting you're already dead.  Just like John McClane, who was dead inside.

Oh wait, this wasn't a movie?
 
2018-10-11 07:20:50 PM  
Hill said things started Monday night when he was on the phone with his girlfriend as he drove to pick her up from the Family Dollar

Yeah, this story isn't going anywhere good when it contains a sentence like that.

I wonder if she had dressed up.
 
2018-10-11 08:47:52 PM  

lack of warmth: He won because he was fixin' to die.  That's the first rule of a gunfight, accepting you're already dead.  Just like John McClane, who was dead inside.

Oh wait, this wasn't a movie?


McClane had a streak of sysadmin/BOFH in him though...

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2018-10-11 08:48:35 PM  
Only in America.
 
2018-10-11 08:48:36 PM  
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2018-10-11 08:53:53 PM  
Thanks, Trump.
 
2018-10-11 08:57:02 PM  
Them bullets was fixin to mess up my new shirt, ain't nobody got time for that. Called my momma, tell her I was alright.
 
2018-10-11 09:05:29 PM  

i.r.id10t: lack of warmth: He won because he was fixin' to die.  That's the first rule of a gunfight, accepting you're already dead.  Just like John McClane, who was dead inside.

Oh wait, this wasn't a movie?

McClane had a streak of sysadmin/BOFH in him though...

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That is the funniest thing I've seen in awhile.
 
2018-10-11 09:07:10 PM  
See, Anti-Gun Nuts, a good guy with a gun (and poor reflexes) saves the day!
 
2018-10-11 09:07:55 PM  
Dave Mathews? I had to reread the article to see if I miss a part where the guy stopped and drained his toilet.
 
2018-10-11 09:08:39 PM  

BumpInTheNight: Only in America.


Damn straight. And say that with pride, damn it!
 
2018-10-11 09:10:45 PM  

Mock26: See, Anti-Gun Nuts, a good guy with a gun (and poor reflexes) saves the day!


Don't think of us as anti gun. Think of us as anti bullet. I personally have no problem with guns. It's the damn bullets I hate. But if you wanna pistol whip a mutha-ka, by all means...
 
hej
2018-10-11 09:14:52 PM  
Packa, packa, packa, packa, packa!
 
2018-10-11 09:25:02 PM  
Now this is polite society.
 
2018-10-11 09:28:07 PM  
"I have a handgun carry permit and I feared for my life so once they took off I followed them trying to get a tag number," Hill said.

That says it all...
 
2018-10-11 09:28:25 PM  
Good:  Gun w/ permit.... protect yourself.

Not so good:  Chasing crazy armed criminals who are shooting at you.

Best solution:  Aim well so they don't get away.
 
2018-10-11 09:44:35 PM  
Bukka White - Fixin To Die Blues
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2018-10-11 10:16:05 PM  
Guy did good. Took two murderers off the street. Just because they missed doesn't make them less than murderers, just incompetent ones.
 
2018-10-11 10:21:08 PM  
Are all the guns OK?
 
2018-10-11 11:31:32 PM  
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2018-10-12 12:12:38 AM  
Aquashia, is she related to Aquaman?
 
2018-10-12 12:23:54 AM  

Intoxoman: Aquashia, is she related to Aquaman?


Or perhaps she has a sister named Mymosa. Her parents liked botany, you see.
 
2018-10-12 12:53:25 AM  
Perhaps she has another sister named Fallopia, a plant native to New Jersey but he might have migrated.
 
2018-10-12 08:14:21 AM  

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If you slur while reading their names in order it almost sounds like a sentence.
 
2018-10-12 12:10:55 PM  
All the news at the bottom of that page was about memphis folks enjoying their second amendment rights.
 
2018-10-12 12:21:21 PM  
In Portland, we call it "gang-related" if there's no white folks involved
 
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