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2018-10-11 08:47:26 AM  
18 votes:
I have an older friend who posted on his social media: "My daughter is on vacation in Florida and she's getting pounded by Michael."

I did not respond. I wanted to. So bad.
2018-10-11 02:31:33 AM  
17 votes:
Florida Man died how he lived: oblivious to the dangers and implications of the world around him.
2018-10-11 05:45:56 AM  
9 votes:

JesusIsNowBlind: He died doing what he loved.


Dying?
2018-10-11 10:44:53 AM  
5 votes:

bbcard1: I have an older friend who posted on his social media: "My daughter is on vacation in Florida and she's getting pounded by Michael."

I did not respond. I wanted to. So bad.


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2018-10-11 08:13:17 AM  
5 votes:
Hurricane man, hurricane man, hurricane man hates Florida man, they have a fight, hurricane wins, hurricane man.
2018-10-11 06:28:17 AM  
5 votes:

JesusIsNowBlind: He died doing what he loved.


Cooking meth while standing naked in a trailer ankle-deep in his own foulage?
2018-10-11 10:34:11 AM  
3 votes:

bbcard1: I have an older friend who posted on his social media: "My daughter is on vacation in Florida and she's getting pounded by Michael."

I did not respond. I wanted to. So bad.


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2018-10-11 08:03:16 AM  
3 votes:
Not to worry, Florida Man is like the Dread Pirate Roberts.  There is a never-ending succession, always a replacement candidate waiting in the wings.
2018-10-11 07:27:19 AM  
3 votes:
Lies. You cannot kill Florida Man.  He's like Aslan, or Jesus.

*whispers* sometimes they come back
2018-10-11 06:02:44 AM  
3 votes:
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RIP Flrodia Man
2018-10-11 05:51:51 AM  
3 votes:
Weep not, another will rise.
2018-10-11 05:32:26 AM  
3 votes:
A person died? How is this possible?? I was assured by some who said he'd been researching the hurricane for many days that the warnings were massively overblown, that people were panicking for nothing!

Have i been lied to?
2018-10-11 03:19:17 AM  
3 votes:
A story about Florida Man written in Arizona. Yeah, that's about right.
2018-10-11 11:34:29 AM  
2 votes:
You can't kill Florida Man because we are all Florida Man
Even the ladies
and the men dressed as ladies

especially the men dressed as ladies.
2018-10-11 11:20:58 AM  
2 votes:

bbcard1: I have an older friend who posted on his social media: "My daughter is on vacation in Florida and she's getting pounded by Michael."

I did not respond. I wanted to. So bad.



It's probably not too late. See if you can work in a reference to 'blowing' somewhere.
2018-10-11 08:18:01 AM  
2 votes:

Smoking GNU: A person died? How is this possible?? I was assured by some who said he'd been researching the hurricane for many days that the warnings were massively overblown, that people were panicking for nothing!

Have i been lied to?


Florida Man was trying to use his mighty Florida Breath to combat the hurricane.

Unfortunately, his breath was 66 proof, thereby making Hurricane Michael mightier. Florida Man didn't stand a chance, and he was knocked feet-over-panhandle into a retirees Lincoln Continental.

The Lincoln Continental is unharmed, but Florida Man is dead, awaiting a resurrection story when his publisher realizes he needs a plot for next year's iteration of Crisis on Some Subset of Worlds. For copyright reasons, the article couldn't show the touching finale of issue 50 of Florida Man, when the love-of-his-life, Agnes, clung frantically to the remains of Florida Man with her withered arms, sobbing as she realized that the Florida Man was actually her next door neighbor at the retirement home, Billy Bosley, without his trifocals and toupee.
2018-10-11 07:27:42 AM  
2 votes:

Summoner101: Slammed in the Panhandle?  Not even once.


I was slammed in the panhandle once. Hurt like a biatch and I was pissing blood for a week.
2018-10-11 12:03:36 PM  
1 vote:
I live, I die stupidly, I live again!
2018-10-11 07:52:59 AM  
1 vote:
As a Florida Man myself, all I can do is remember you partner.
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2018-10-11 07:35:13 AM  
1 vote:
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2018-10-11 07:27:03 AM  
1 vote:
Slammed in the Panhandle?  Not even once.
2018-10-11 06:25:43 AM  
1 vote:
Other buildings were stripped of their walls and roofs or ripped apart by downed trees and power lines. Medical Sacred Heart lost its windows and sustained damage to its roof and exterior walls.

Scrubs Welcome to Sacred Heart
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