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(Lehigh Valley Live)   Father of the Year candidate charged with giving his 12-year-old son opioids, whippets, and tobacco. Wait, one of those things is not like the others   ( lehighvalleylive.com) divider line
    More: Creepy, Inhalant, court papers, Nitrous oxide, David L. Stednitz, L. Stednitz Sr., Morphine, methadone pills, police  
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2018-10-10 10:17:36 PM  
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2018-10-10 10:47:27 PM  
Can't you get high on Whippets?
 
2018-10-11 01:05:14 AM  
Opioids are actually fun.
 
2018-10-11 03:04:31 AM  
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2018-10-11 06:52:33 AM  

pueblonative: Can't you get high on Whippets?


whippets are nitrous oxide aka laughing gas
 
2018-10-11 07:38:51 AM  
Whip-its /= whippets. 🙄
 
2018-10-11 07:40:37 AM  
Who the fark gives a child methadone to cope with stress?
 
2018-10-11 07:43:48 AM  
Aw man I remember whippets, they were fun but I never got into doing them like a few of my highschool friends did.. I always had the feeling they were doing sever brain dermage.

/plus I was able to find real drugs
 
2018-10-11 07:48:36 AM  
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2018-10-11 07:56:47 AM  
Tobacco!?!?!? Awful!!
 
2018-10-11 08:04:47 AM  

backhand.slap.of.reason: Who the fark gives a child methadone to cope with stress?


Someone awesome
 
2018-10-11 08:05:06 AM  
Disgraceful. Kids don't learn the value of anything if you just *give* it to them. My 12 year old had to *earn* his drugs by doing chores. And as a responsible parent, the hard rule was never any opioids on a school night. Not until he turns 16.
 
2018-10-11 08:12:27 AM  
At least it was a whippet and not a meth lab.
 
2018-10-11 08:17:15 AM  

leeksfromchichis: Tobacco!?!?!? Awful!!


It kills more people than opiods...
 
2018-10-11 08:22:33 AM  
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2018-10-11 08:24:29 AM  
Most whippets are svelte racers, but thanks to a mutation, some are bullies.

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The mutation is not limited to whippets:
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2018-10-11 08:26:45 AM  
He died doing what he loved; a bunch of whippets

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2018-10-11 08:35:09 AM  

MythDragon: Disgraceful. Kids don't learn the value of anything if you just *give* it to them. My 12 year old had to *earn* his drugs by doing chores. And as a responsible parent, the hard rule was never any opioids on a school night. Not until he turns 16.


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2018-10-11 08:54:34 AM  

backhand.slap.of.reason: Who the fark gives a child methadone to cope with stress?


A caring, loving father, that's who. And the failing, fake media paints him as some sort of monster.
 
2018-10-11 09:19:21 AM  
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2018-10-11 09:21:08 AM  

adj_m: Aw man I remember whippets, they were fun but I never got into doing them like a few of my highschool friends did.. I always had the feeling they were doing sever brain dermage.

/plus I was able to find real drugs


...Too late.
 
2018-10-11 09:24:38 AM  
Tobacco is very dangerous and can stunt your lungs growth.  Hasn't he seen the anti-tobacco campaign or "the truth" campaign?  That's just irresponsible right there.
 
2018-10-11 09:33:21 AM  
Whippets are a gateway dog
 
2018-10-11 09:43:13 AM  
Well, parents are constantly stressing the importance of "Sharing is caring," aren't they?
 
2018-10-11 09:48:30 AM  
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2018-10-11 09:53:28 AM  
You've obviously never had a Whippet,
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2018-10-11 09:58:26 AM  
This is over the line, LeBron.
 
2018-10-11 10:03:33 AM  
Maybe Dad is trying to save on the costs of buying a car, insuring a teen driver, or college.  Man is thinking ahead.  Financial planners always tell you to think ahead.
 
2018-10-11 10:42:00 AM  
Wippets are MUCH more fun on mushrooms. I swear my thought processes became recursive and multi-threaded rather than linear while the NO2 lasted. GOOD times.
 
2018-10-11 12:36:58 PM  
None of those things are like the others.
 
2018-10-11 12:41:55 PM  
A Whippet was also a make of automobile in the late 1920s.
 
2018-10-11 12:50:01 PM  
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2018-10-11 12:54:03 PM  
I lived in the Lehigh Valley for a while. My wife notices that the lifelong residents had really weird looking kids. I assumed it was screwed up dutchy genetics, but maybe they we're just really high all the time.
 
2018-10-11 01:58:44 PM  

backhand.slap.of.reason: Who the fark gives a child methadone to cope with stress?


I don't need no parenting advise from you and your perfect life.
 
2018-10-11 02:20:46 PM  

antisocialworker: I lived in the Lehigh Valley for a while. My wife notices that the lifelong residents had really weird looking kids. I assumed it was screwed up dutchy genetics, but maybe they we're just really high all the time.


Centralia on one side, Three Mile Island on the other... and don't forget the plastics plant right on the Susquehanna.

::shrug::
 
2018-10-11 02:42:14 PM  
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2018-10-11 05:52:15 PM  

pueblonative: Can't you get high on Whippets?


yes, but they are small dogs so you have to stack quite a few of them
 
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