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(The Scottish Sun)   Man's best friend not always manhood's best friend   ( thescottishsun.co.uk) divider line
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6612 clicks; posted to Main » on 10 Oct 2018 at 3:50 PM (9 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2018-10-10 03:30:40 PM  
Oh, ouch!
 
2018-10-10 03:37:56 PM  
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2018-10-10 03:39:11 PM  
Weird, I'd have thought that a cocker spaniel or sausage dog would have done that.
 
2018-10-10 03:52:13 PM  
Had a nightmare about this happening to me when I was a little kid, literally my greatest fear...

//Still love dogs tho
 
2018-10-10 03:52:14 PM  
Dick move by the dog.
 
2018-10-10 03:52:18 PM  
Worst. Peanut. Butter. Trick. Ever.
 
2018-10-10 03:52:26 PM  
Talk about giving a dog a bone...
 
2018-10-10 03:53:08 PM  
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2018-10-10 03:53:52 PM  
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2018-10-10 03:53:59 PM  
Your dog wants tubesteak.
 
2018-10-10 03:54:17 PM  
 
2018-10-10 03:55:12 PM  
I once awoke to my girlfriend's pitbull and my Great Dane getting into a fight... I got up to break it up... naked...

...that was scary...
 
2018-10-10 03:55:52 PM  
Man in coma after pal's bulldog 'ripped his penis and testicles off' in East Lothian flat horror attack

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2018-10-10 03:56:50 PM  
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2018-10-10 03:56:58 PM  
It's just like shaving, takes a while but comes back thicker and stronger.
 
2018-10-10 03:57:52 PM  
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2018-10-10 03:58:39 PM  
I kind of hope the guy doesn't come out of his coma.
 
2018-10-10 03:58:57 PM  
Ouch! That's ruff.
 
2018-10-10 03:59:03 PM  
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2018-10-10 03:59:55 PM  

guestguy: Man in coma after pal's bulldog 'ripped his penis and testicles off' in East Lothian flat horror attack

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Imagine coming out of that coma.
 
2018-10-10 04:00:00 PM  
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2018-10-10 04:00:07 PM  
Ow. My Balls.

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2018-10-10 04:00:10 PM  
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2018-10-10 04:00:20 PM  
I live in fear of my cat doing this with his claws when I'm in bed.
 
2018-10-10 04:00:25 PM  
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2018-10-10 04:01:48 PM  
Maybe it wasn't the best idea to frequently feed him sausages as a treat...

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2018-10-10 04:02:20 PM  

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Wishbone really hit rock bottom after his tv show was cancelled.
 
2018-10-10 04:03:19 PM  
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2018-10-10 04:03:32 PM  

Red Shirt Blues: I kind of hope the guy doesn't come out of his coma.


In that light, I will make the obligatory post:

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2018-10-10 04:03:47 PM  

cgraves67: guestguy: Man in coma after pal's bulldog 'ripped his penis and testicles off' in East Lothian flat horror attack

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Imagine coming out of that coma.


-_-
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o_o
O_O
x_x
 
2018-10-10 04:04:44 PM  

cgraves67: guestguy: Man in coma after pal's bulldog 'ripped his penis and testicles off' in East Lothian flat horror attack

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Imagine coming out of that coma.


He lacks the necessary equipment now.
 
2018-10-10 04:04:48 PM  
Your dog want's steak errr, umm....wieners.
 
2018-10-10 04:04:50 PM  
My brother in laws dog decided to bite my wife this weekend.  Fortunately the dog only managed to mess up her thigh, but still a close call.

Stupid dog
 
2018-10-10 04:04:55 PM  
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2018-10-10 04:07:17 PM  
Whelp, that'll leave a mark

/yipe
 
2018-10-10 04:22:18 PM  
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2018-10-10 04:27:03 PM  
What was he doing dangling his junk in front of a dog large enough to attack them?

Also, this might be a useful tactic upon being surprised by unwanted junk. Rip it off.
 
2018-10-10 04:28:05 PM  
NIXON!
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2018-10-10 04:29:47 PM  

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2018-10-10 04:31:57 PM  

Dangerous_sociopath: NIXON!
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He could shake your hand and stab you in the back at the same time.
 
2018-10-10 04:36:05 PM  
I'm betting that guy doesn't want to wake from that coma.
 
2018-10-10 04:37:18 PM  
Omg, that is nightmare stuff.  Holy shiat.
 
2018-10-10 04:41:08 PM  

Smelly Pirate Hooker: this might be a useful tactic upon being surprised by unwanted junk. Rip it off.


Kung Fu masters agree

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2018-10-10 04:41:56 PM  
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2018-10-10 04:43:34 PM  

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Hahaha, good find
 
2018-10-10 04:43:54 PM  

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Wtf kind of porn have you been watching?
 
2018-10-10 04:46:59 PM  
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2018-10-10 04:50:07 PM  
Oh hey, is it time for this story again? Yeah, it's been a while. It's time for this story again. We got the goods.
 
2018-10-10 04:53:39 PM  

Red Shirt Blues: I kind of hope the guy doesn't come out of his coma.


So does he.
 
2018-10-10 04:59:30 PM  
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