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(Guardian)   Oh yeah? Well I've seen a million faces, and I've rocked them all   ( theguardian.com) divider line
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2018-10-10 06:23:48 PM  
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2018-10-10 07:41:35 PM  
I can recognize a lot of people, but hell if can remember their names.
 
2018-10-10 07:42:06 PM  
I, too, enjoy hurling rocks at people's faces...high-five, subby!
 
2018-10-10 07:42:07 PM  
Mulva?
 
2018-10-10 07:42:55 PM  
No, but his face rings a bell.

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2018-10-10 07:43:44 PM  
My mind filled in the little guitar lick right after that lyric. I hope yours does too now.
 
2018-10-10 07:44:33 PM  
...then backed off, jacked off, and farked the other two!
 
2018-10-10 07:45:20 PM  
Hey, you with the face.
 
2018-10-10 07:45:25 PM  
Dead in the head, cause the headline's lame,
Subby, you give Greenlights a bad name!


j/k, Go Bon Tobi!

 
2018-10-10 07:47:38 PM  
On a stale joke subby rides
 
2018-10-10 07:49:58 PM  
"I've seen a million braces and I've farked them all."

- John Francis Bongiovi Jr.
 
2018-10-10 07:50:25 PM  
My proctologist can't remember faces, but always remembers an asshole.
 
2018-10-10 07:53:40 PM  
Grace Jones - I've Seen That Face Before (Libertango) (12' Version) **HQ Audio**
Youtube w_nyjPG729s
 
2018-10-10 07:53:49 PM  
From Soho down to Brighton, I must have seen them all.
 
2018-10-10 07:55:03 PM  
Anyone else have one of those faces that apparently looks familiar to everyone?
 
Oak
2018-10-10 07:57:40 PM  
But I don't know if you know who I am.
 
2018-10-10 07:58:20 PM  

Bedstead Polisher: Anyone else have one of those faces that apparently looks familiar to everyone?


I've been told I look like Norm McDonald, which I disagree with, so when I see someone I think looks like Norm McDonald I think to myself, "that's what I must look like".
 
2018-10-10 07:58:49 PM  

Oak: But I don't know if you know who I am.


But I know that you know that I know that you know,...
 
2018-10-10 07:59:54 PM  

Bedstead Polisher: Anyone else have one of those faces that apparently looks familiar to everyone?


Yea I look just like that guy in the police sketches I keep seeing on the news. Weird.
 
2018-10-10 08:04:10 PM  
Has anyone seen this kid?  I would like to speak with him

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2018-10-10 08:12:33 PM  
Billy Idol - Eyes Without A Face
Youtube 9OFpfTd0EIs
 
2018-10-10 08:16:00 PM  
 Very nice headline, subby, and f*ck you for the earworm.

/it's not a bad song
 
2018-10-10 08:16:32 PM  
Dammit I'm listening to it now
 
2018-10-10 08:22:41 PM  

Oak: But I don't know if you know who I am.


in the deer 2nite
Youtube 2ft954vXPa4
 
2018-10-10 08:27:10 PM  

nytmare: From Soho down to Brighton, I must have seen them all.


Great song..
+10
 
2018-10-10 08:40:19 PM  
The only Bonjovi song that didn't cause my 1987 reflexes to reach for the dial as soon as I worked out what it was.

But hey, in Monmouth County NJ in 1987, if you were at a party with girls there, you were listening to Bon Jovi at some point or another. I was always glad that girls also liked The Cult for some reason...it was wise to have that cassette handy.
 
2018-10-10 08:45:04 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: I can recognize a lot of people, but hell if can remember their names.


I've got that too.  I can remember all of the details of a person's life, but for some reason names escape me.

/I used to know the names of all the kids in my high school class which was ~2,000
 
2018-10-10 08:51:46 PM  
Oh yeah? Well I've seen a million faces, and I've rocked them all

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Unimpressed
 
2018-10-10 08:57:53 PM  
I probably bring that average down quite a bit. Of course my wife probably brings it up so it's a wash.
 
2018-10-10 08:58:49 PM  
The computers are waaay ahead of you.

"...a "new technology will use facial recognition to build individual medical records for millions of fish," so that salmon with sea lice can be quarantined and treated. The new technology is fish facial recognition technology. Obviously. But not too long ago there was an article about a company in China that was "looking to shake up the country's chicken supply chain - using blockchain technology," and that company also had chicken facial recognition technology."

https://www.bloomberg.com/view/article​s/2018-10-08/activists-customize-their​-stories
 
2018-10-10 09:01:31 PM  
I never forget a face

The Eleventh Doctor Meets The Curator (Tom Baker) | Doctor Who | The Day of the Doctor | BBC
Youtube 1cbQVfVfSrI
 
2018-10-10 09:27:20 PM  
Well I've loved a million women In a belladonic haze...
 
2018-10-10 09:34:00 PM  
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2018-10-10 09:35:19 PM  
I'm terrible at remembering names and faces. One of my wife's friend's husband has they same problem. We've "met" each other at least 10 times now.
 
2018-10-10 10:16:04 PM  

big pig peaches: I'm terrible at remembering names and faces. One of my wife's friend's husband has they same problem. We've "met" each other at least 10 times now.


Same here, but with an added caveat.  I live in a small town where everybody knows each other and everybody went to the same high school together.  My boss gets all pissy because I cannot remember names of people I have only met once or twice, especially since those people were the boss's classmates.  Meanwhile, I went to two different high schools and five different primary schools, all in different cities.  Plus undergrad and grad school, and temp jobs all over the place.  I will forget more people than my coworkers will even meet in their lifetimes.
 
2018-10-10 10:44:08 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: I can recognize a lot of people, but hell if can remember their names.


I'm pretty good at not remembering names OR faces.  People just be people.

/makes it kinda awkward at social occasions or family gatherings
 
2018-10-10 10:48:48 PM  
Hey
Sup
 
2018-10-10 10:50:54 PM  
*sigh*
Since subby gave us all the earworm, might as well listen to it.
Bon Jovi - Wanted Dead Or Alive
Youtube SRvCvsRp5ho
 
2018-10-10 11:44:52 PM  

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Is that a one trick pony?
 
2018-10-11 12:22:59 AM  
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2018-10-11 01:22:47 AM  

Madaynun: spooky.action: [img.fark.net image 430x518]

Is that a one trick pony?


I believe that would be a steel horse upon which he rides
 
2018-10-11 02:11:02 AM  

OkieDookie: Oak: But I don't know if you know who I am.

But I know that you know that I know that you know,...


I know right?
 
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