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(AP News)   Marathoner's finish almost shorted by a buck   ( apnews.com) divider line
    More: Awkward, New Jersey, sandy hook, half marathon, Asbury Park, Shore Half Marathon, Monmouth County, New Jersey, Asbury Park Press, Fair Haven woman  
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511 clicks; posted to Sports » on 11 Oct 2018 at 2:41 AM (10 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2018-10-11 01:05:29 AM  
Last week I almost hit a raccoon while I was riding a bicycle.  That would have been embarrassing.

Even worse, I almost posted, "Last week I almost hit a raccoon on a bicycle".  I'd love to see a raccoon on a bicycle, but they have short little legs.  I doubt it will happen.
 
2018-10-11 02:48:59 AM  
That thing knocked her right down into the mud. But Sanchez finished.
 
2018-10-11 06:24:54 AM  
HALF marathoner subby. HALF!!!!!
 
2018-10-11 08:21:47 AM  
At least getting hit by a deer is less embarrassing than tripping on a tree root in front of someone's house as they put their trash out on the curb on collection day.

*whistles*
 
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