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(Time)   Canada is about to get a lot more chill, if that is even possible   ( time.com) divider line
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2018-10-10 12:13:19 PM  
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2018-10-10 12:15:26 PM  
Spiffy? Maybe we now need a Spliffy tag.
 
2018-10-10 12:15:54 PM  
At least 109 legal pot shops are expected to open across the nation of 37 million people next Wednesday, with many more to come, according to an Associated Press survey of the provinces.

Unbelievable.

Welcome to Obama's America.

The Rule of Law is dead.
 
2018-10-10 12:22:55 PM  

sigdiamond2000: At least 109 legal pot shops are expected to open across the nation of 37 million people next Wednesday, with many more to come, according to an Associated Press survey of the provinces.

Unbelievable.

Welcome to Obama's America.

The Rule of Law is dead.


I'm getting up at 5 to head to Edmonton next Wednesday, our stores won't be open for a bit still. I've been waiting 27 years for this day, I'm not going to miss out on opening day.
 
2018-10-10 12:42:06 PM  
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Oh, not that kind of chill...
 
2018-10-10 12:57:23 PM  
Driving into work this morning I heard that our province will now allow smoking in public as long as they are over 8' from a door.  But still not on beaches and at stadiums.  Why the change a week before it becomes legal?  Seemed odd to me.
 
2018-10-10 01:08:20 PM  
They'll actuslly be more paranoid about the US
 
2018-10-10 01:08:21 PM  
They've been "preparing" to do this, like, forever. So, I'm skeptical.
 
2018-10-10 01:08:21 PM  
Because Hurricane Michael has closed Florida to the Snowbirds?
 
2018-10-10 01:10:04 PM  
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2018-10-10 01:10:53 PM  
Is there a way I can "ignore" any future threads about how Canada is far more superior to the US?

I'm completely jealous of that country right about now and if i see one more thread/story about how pot is is easily obtained, smoked, enjoyed up there while i'm in a repressed state, I will have a melt down.

I get it Canada. You're cooler then the US. Please don't shove it in my face. It's rude.

Thank you.
US Citizen
 
2018-10-10 01:11:19 PM  

fly_gal: Driving into work this morning I heard that our province will now allow smoking in public as long as they are over 8' from a door.  But still not on beaches and at stadiums.  Why the change a week before it becomes legal?  Seemed odd to me.


Courtesy, eh?  Sorry 'bout that.
 
2018-10-10 01:12:29 PM  
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2018-10-10 01:12:41 PM  

steklo: Is there a way I can "ignore" any future threads about how Canada is far more superior to the US?

I'm completely jealous of that country right about now and if i see one more thread/story about how pot is is easily obtained, smoked, enjoyed up there while i'm in a repressed state, I will have a melt down.

I get it Canada. You're cooler then the US. Please don't shove it in my face. It's rude.

Thank you.
US Citizen


Do you want every Canadian citizen to apologize to you individually? Because that's how you get every Canadian citizen to apologize to you individually.
 
2018-10-10 01:13:42 PM  

Destructor: They've been "preparing" to do this, like, forever. So, I'm skeptical.


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2018-10-10 01:15:01 PM  
Three words:  Poutine flavored Doritos
 
2018-10-10 01:16:49 PM  
Not really a big deal.  The financial aspects will have the biggest impact.
 
2018-10-10 01:16:54 PM  

sigdiamond2000: The Rule of Law is dead.


*eyeroll*
 
2018-10-10 01:17:11 PM  

steklo: Is there a way I can "ignore" any future threads about how Canada is far more superior to the US?

I'm completely jealous of that country right about now and if i see one more thread/story about how pot is is easily obtained, smoked, enjoyed up there while i'm in a repressed state, I will have a melt down.

I get it Canada. You're cooler then the US. Please don't shove it in my face. It's rude.

Thank you.
US Citizen


We're sorry.
 
2018-10-10 01:17:13 PM  
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2018-10-10 01:17:22 PM  
At least they have the foresight to see that cannabis is not the ultra dangerous drug that the US claims it is. Reefer madness, anyone?
 
2018-10-10 01:18:00 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: steklo: Is there a way I can "ignore" any future threads about how Canada is far more superior to the US?

I'm completely jealous of that country right about now and if i see one more thread/story about how pot is is easily obtained, smoked, enjoyed up there while i'm in a repressed state, I will have a melt down.

I get it Canada. You're cooler then the US. Please don't shove it in my face. It's rude.

Thank you.
US Citizen

Do you want every Canadian citizen to apologize to you individually? Because that's how you get every Canadian citizen to apologize to you individually.


Good point.

Stelko: I'm sorry.

/only 35 million more to account for.
 
2018-10-10 01:18:19 PM  
He's been waiting a while for this...

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2018-10-10 01:19:01 PM  

unyon: steklo: Is there a way I can "ignore" any future threads about how Canada is far more superior to the US?

I'm completely jealous of that country right about now and if i see one more thread/story about how pot is is easily obtained, smoked, enjoyed up there while i'm in a repressed state, I will have a melt down.

I get it Canada. You're cooler then the US. Please don't shove it in my face. It's rude.

Thank you.
US Citizen

We're sorry.


No, we're not.  Hush.
 
2018-10-10 01:19:36 PM  

ObscureNameHere: Danger Avoid Death: steklo: Is there a way I can "ignore" any future threads about how Canada is far more superior to the US?

I'm completely jealous of that country right about now and if i see one more thread/story about how pot is is easily obtained, smoked, enjoyed up there while i'm in a repressed state, I will have a melt down.

I get it Canada. You're cooler then the US. Please don't shove it in my face. It's rude.

Thank you.
US Citizen

Do you want every Canadian citizen to apologize to you individually? Because that's how you get every Canadian citizen to apologize to you individually.

Good point.

Stelko: I'm sorry.

/only 35 million more to account for.


Je m'excuse.
 
2018-10-10 01:20:55 PM  
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2018-10-10 01:20:57 PM  
Great.  Now tomato prices are going to go through the roof!
 
2018-10-10 01:20:58 PM  
My only hope in all this is that when I catch a whiff of it while I'm out and about, that it isn't some skunk ass stink.  If people are going to smoke the stuff, at least get good weed.
 
2018-10-10 01:21:02 PM  
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2018-10-10 01:21:43 PM  

Literally Addicted: unyon: steklo: Is there a way I can "ignore" any future threads about how Canada is far more superior to the US?

I'm completely jealous of that country right about now and if i see one more thread/story about how pot is is easily obtained, smoked, enjoyed up there while i'm in a repressed state, I will have a melt down.

I get it Canada. You're cooler then the US. Please don't shove it in my face. It's rude.

Thank you.
US Citizen

We're sorry.

No, we're not.  Hush.


A Canadian who's not sorry?  That's just...unnatural.
 
2018-10-10 01:23:25 PM  
A few miles from the border  on the Canadian side are electric message boards. Often the boards give an estimate of how long it takes to get through customs. This week the message was,  Cannabis is not allowed at the border.

/Despite much public opinion, the officers on the American side are, in my experience, extremely professional/
/Canada is going to make it more difficult to be allowed into the country if you are an American with a dui
 
2018-10-10 01:23:54 PM  
All I can say is I'm looking forward to it.
 
2018-10-10 01:25:49 PM  

FreeLawyer: A few miles from the border  on the Canadian side are electric message boards. Often the boards give an estimate of how long it takes to get through customs. This week the message was,  Cannabis is not allowed at the border.

/Despite much public opinion, the officers on the American side are, in my experience, extremely professional/
/Canada is going to make it more difficult to be allowed into the country if you are an American with a dui


https://www.theglobeandmail.com/canna​b​is/article-canadian-banned-from-us-for​-marijuana-investments-seeks-waiver-to​/

Some people will disagree.
 
2018-10-10 01:26:45 PM  

steklo: Is there a way I can "ignore" any future threads about how Canada is far more superior to the US?

I'm completely jealous of that country right about now and if i see one more thread/story about how pot is is easily obtained, smoked, enjoyed up there while i'm in a repressed state, I will have a melt down.

I get it Canada. You're cooler then the US. Please don't shove it in my face. It's rude.

Thank you.
US Citizen


Sorry steklo
 
2018-10-10 01:30:17 PM  
That extra 3 percent access to their milk market for America will start to pay off now. They're gonna need it to eat cookies.
 
2018-10-10 01:31:11 PM  
I don't even smoke and I'm excited about this.  It might have something to do with 'freedom'.  It might have something to do with the 1000% gains in my pot stocks over the last 2 years.

/Will probably get some edibles for the nights I'm too awake to sleep.
//pot knocks me out harder than any sleeping pills on the market.
 
2018-10-10 01:31:40 PM  
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2018-10-10 01:31:49 PM  
Gee wasn't expecting all the wonderful nice Canadians to take the time out to apologize to me personally.

I appreciate it.

Honestly, Canada does have it all National Healthcare, National Pot and Anne Murray.

oh and SCTV...

So, thank YOU Canada.
 
2018-10-10 01:33:53 PM  

Jimmy's getting angry: steklo: Is there a way I can "ignore" any future threads about how Canada is far more superior to the US?

I'm completely jealous of that country right about now and if i see one more thread/story about how pot is is easily obtained, smoked, enjoyed up there while i'm in a repressed state, I will have a melt down.

I get it Canada. You're cooler then the US. Please don't shove it in my face. It's rude.

Thank you.
US Citizen

Sorry steklo


Sorrayyyy buddayyyy!
 
2018-10-10 01:36:10 PM  

steklo: Is there a way I can "ignore" any future threads about how Canada is far more superior to the US?

I'm completely jealous of that country right about now and if i see one more thread/story about how pot is is easily obtained, smoked, enjoyed up there while i'm in a repressed state, I will have a melt down.

I get it Canada. You're cooler then the US. Please don't shove it in my face. It's rude.

Thank you.
US Citizen


As a Canadian in a very cool country as opposed to the hot mess that I see south of our border...I'm terribly sorry eh?  Feel free to c'mon up for some poutine and reefer sometime.
 
2018-10-10 01:37:11 PM  

steklo: Is there a way I can "ignore" any future threads about how Canada is far more superior to the US?

I'm completely jealous of that country right about now and if i see one more thread/story about how pot is is easily obtained, smoked, enjoyed up there while i'm in a repressed state, I will have a melt down.

I get it Canada. You're cooler then the US. Please don't shove it in my face. It's rude.

Thank you.
US Citizen


Oh, you can't stand another country being all ignorantly in your face non stop about how great they are.?
Now you know how the rest of the world has been feeling for the past 240 years.
 
2018-10-10 01:37:46 PM  

steklo: Gee wasn't expecting all the wonderful nice Canadians to take the time out to apologize to me personally.

I appreciate it.

Honestly, Canada does have it all National Healthcare, National Pot and Anne Murray.

oh and SCTV...

So, thank YOU Canada.


I was going to tell you to get bent but I'm technically a Canuckian immigrant (thus not overtly apologetic).
Um, sorry?
 
2018-10-10 01:39:51 PM  

steklo: Is there a way I can "ignore" any future threads about how Canada is far more superior to the US?

I'm completely jealous of that country right about now and if i see one more thread/story about how pot is is easily obtained, smoked, enjoyed up there while i'm in a repressed state, I will have a melt down.

I get it Canada. You're cooler then the US. Please don't shove it in my face. It's rude.

Thank you.
US Citizen


Canada is not "cooler" than the US, just slightly different. We just go about things a little bit differently, that's all.
Hugs, from a hardcore Canadian, eh?
 
2018-10-10 01:42:36 PM  

Kefka1911: feeling for the past 240 years.


240 years? That was a good run, I think. I mean was ancient Rome and Athens Greece around for that long?

It's history. It's the circle of life. One country is superior for while and then something stupid happens and the tables get turned and another country is named Superior.

It's the same with retail stores. Lets go through the list...Woolworth's, JC Penny, Sears, Toys R Us, Barnes and Noble, etc. Each one of them used to be GIANTS, now they are either gone, close to declaring bankruptcy and or on the edge of collapse. I expect to see Amazon crash and burn, hopefuly in my lifetime. We'll see,

Canada, I love you, but please take care of your new "Superior" title very carefully and never ever ever elect a real estate mongol as a prime minister. Trust me on that.
 
2018-10-10 01:43:43 PM  

steklo: Is there a way I can "ignore" any future threads about how Canada is far more superior to the US?

I'm completely jealous of that country right about now and if i see one more thread/story about how pot is is easily obtained, smoked, enjoyed up there while i'm in a repressed state, I will have a melt down.

I get it Canada. You're cooler then the US. Please don't shove it in my face. It's rude.

Thank you.
US Citizen


It's easy for them to be cool when they send all their assholes like Ted Cruz and Justin Beiber down here for us to deal with.

Hey Canada, I get it, the U.S. is full of assholes, you thought we wouldn't notice if you sent down a few more. Well we did and now we're going to have to ask you to stop, as we're maximum capacity on assholes. You can still send chill people, like Trudeau, after you're done with him maybe send him down here we could use a few more proper politicians.
 
2018-10-10 01:44:54 PM  

Literally Addicted: My only hope in all this is that when I catch a whiff of it while I'm out and about, that it isn't some skunk ass stink.  If people are going to smoke the stuff, at least get good weed.


If you're being serious (and I apologize if I've missed any sarcasm), the good weed, while not smelling like "skunk ass", often does smell like skunk.
 
2018-10-10 01:45:25 PM  
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2018-10-10 01:49:56 PM  

steklo: Is there a way I can "ignore" any future threads about how Canada is far more superior to the US?

I'm completely jealous of that country right about now and if i see one more thread/story about how pot is is easily obtained, smoked, enjoyed up there while i'm in a repressed state, I will have a melt down.

I get it Canada. You're cooler then the US. Please don't shove it in my face. It's rude.

Thank you.
US Citizen


I'm not Canadian, but my ancestors were. I feel like I need to say "soory" for them.

/ stuck in the same shiatty boat as you here in Trumplandia
 
2018-10-10 01:51:06 PM  
Will Jeff Sessions ( and other US social conservative a-holes) go nuts over this? ( Must be tough for them not having any Cartman-like  "authoritah" in Canada...)
 
2018-10-10 01:51:39 PM  

ObscureNameHere: Danger Avoid Death: steklo: Is there a way I can "ignore" any future threads about how Canada is far more superior to the US?

I'm completely jealous of that country right about now and if i see one more thread/story about how pot is is easily obtained, smoked, enjoyed up there while i'm in a repressed state, I will have a melt down.

I get it Canada. You're cooler then the US. Please don't shove it in my face. It's rude.

Thank you.
US Citizen

Do you want every Canadian citizen to apologize to you individually? Because that's how you get every Canadian citizen to apologize to you individually.

Good point.

Stelko: I'm sorry.

/only 35 million more to account for.


I'm sorry

/34,999,999 to go
 
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