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(The Scottish Sun)   Sex Robots will colonise Mars and steer the future of the human race says love-bot tester who spent $200,000 on sex droids. Sex   ( thescottishsun.co.uk) divider line
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2018-10-10 01:04:20 PM  
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2018-10-10 01:50:54 PM  
Brick Dollbanger?!? Bwaaaaaahahahaaaahahaaaa.
 
2018-10-10 01:56:37 PM  
Seems like the guy doesn't understand what needs to happen to colonize something, and sex robots can't do that.
 
2018-10-10 02:21:49 PM  
If you are spending that kind of cash, you are a customer, not a tester. Please do not buy unfinished products.
 
2018-10-10 02:23:08 PM  
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2018-10-10 02:23:20 PM  
Godsdammit, even the robots can't put down their fecking phones. Is that a feature for added realism or something?
 
2018-10-10 02:23:33 PM  
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/HOT!
 
2018-10-10 02:24:08 PM  

cowgirl toffee: [i.pinimg.com image 432x311]


That looks just terribly itchy- for everyone involved.
 
2018-10-10 02:24:13 PM  
Kraftwerk - We are the Robots
Youtube oA7eOZ3d8ts
 
2018-10-10 02:24:32 PM  
Futurama-I Dated a Robot
Youtube IrrADTN-dvg
 
2018-10-10 02:24:57 PM  
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2018-10-10 02:26:35 PM  
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2018-10-10 02:27:17 PM  
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"No, no baby... Let's do it with your face off this time."
 
2018-10-10 02:27:21 PM  
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2018-10-10 02:27:22 PM  
I, too, have read Saturn's Children....
 
2018-10-10 02:27:46 PM  
That's literally the plot of this (rather funny and good) novel

https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/2​2​78387.Saturn_s_Children
 
2018-10-10 02:28:24 PM  

xxBirdMadGirlxx: cowgirl toffee: [i.pinimg.com image 432x311]

That looks just terribly itchy- for everyone involved.


At least its not insulation boxes.  O_O
 
2018-10-10 02:28:56 PM  
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2018-10-10 02:30:08 PM  

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If it's on Mars......
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2018-10-10 02:31:54 PM  
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2018-10-10 02:40:11 PM  
Brace yourself, human...
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2018-10-10 02:41:26 PM  
Why send humans to Mars (or anywhere in space)?

Bots make way more sense, at least until space flight gets to the Boeing 707 stage of development
 
2018-10-10 02:41:42 PM  
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2018-10-10 02:42:03 PM  
But does the love bot run Linux?
 
2018-10-10 02:42:15 PM  
This guy gets more press than Trump.
 
2018-10-10 02:43:41 PM  

guestguy: Brace yourself, human...
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More engineering boners?
 
2018-10-10 02:44:34 PM  

cowgirl toffee: guestguy: Brace yourself, human...
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More engineering boners?


See what you started?  It's an epidemic...
 
2018-10-10 02:44:57 PM  
Use the money to buy the new girl something nice.
 
2018-10-10 02:46:01 PM  

Nimbull: But does the love bot run Linux?


Yes but at its kernel it's pure lust.
 
2018-10-10 02:46:20 PM  

guestguy: cowgirl toffee: guestguy: Brace yourself, human...
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More engineering boners?

See what you started?  It's an epidemic...


Let me help...

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:)
 
2018-10-10 02:47:09 PM  
If I had $200K to piss away, I am sure I could get laid in a more normal fashion.

Now how to come up with $200K
 
2018-10-10 02:47:43 PM  
Pris was a standard pleasure model.
 
2018-10-10 02:48:27 PM  

Nimbull: But does the love bot run Linux?


Yes but you have to invoke sudo to get to dirty town, the Shatner manuever, or do the tickle her fancy.
 
2018-10-10 02:48:57 PM  

lack of warmth: Seems like the guy doesn't understand what needs to happen to colonize something, and sex robots can't do that.


You don't know what I know. Fascinating, and you probably think this timeline is weird/sucks. Hah. Fun~!
 
2018-10-10 02:50:06 PM  
Yeah, if there's anything a guy wants in his sex-bot that he paid 200k for, it's having to sweet talk her before she puts out.
 
2018-10-10 02:50:09 PM  
$200k?  That's still less than it costs to have a wife.  And you don't have to go through a messy divorce like going to court or cutting her brake lines.
 
2018-10-10 02:51:46 PM  
Robots will play a huge part in colonising Mars.  I don't think it's required they have huge parts tho.
 
2018-10-10 02:52:03 PM  
Bleep bloop bleep bloop bleep bloop bleep bloop...

*Not a robot, that's just the sound of my prostate dripping in the background.  I meant to have a licensed proctologist and/or plumber check that out but time just got away from me.
 
2018-10-10 02:54:06 PM  
Actual sex robot: (pictured below)
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2018-10-10 02:58:07 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: $200k?  That's still less than it costs to have a wife.  And you don't have to go through a messy divorce like going to court or cutting her brake lines.


I know right? Just open the brake bleeders. Much less obvious.
 
2018-10-10 02:59:57 PM  
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2018-10-10 03:01:56 PM  
She could do it

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2018-10-10 03:05:26 PM  
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2018-10-10 03:08:05 PM  

special20: Actual sex robot: (pictured below)
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Well, he did basically literally buy her,so there's that.
 
2018-10-10 03:14:38 PM  

cowgirl toffee: guestguy: cowgirl toffee: guestguy: Brace yourself, human...
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More engineering boners?

See what you started?  It's an epidemic...

Let me help...

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:)


Well if I ever need a pecker punch, I know where to turn :P
 
2018-10-10 03:19:46 PM  

BoothbyTCD: I, too, have read Saturn's Children....


I hadn't, and I spent an enjoyable 20 minutes reading the Wikipedia entry for it and it's progenitor, Friday. Thanks, BoothbyTCD!
 
2018-10-10 03:21:23 PM  
I think I've read this novel....

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2018-10-10 03:26:03 PM  

sno man: Brick Dollbanger?!? Bwaaaaaahahahaaaahahaaaa.


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2018-10-10 03:28:01 PM  

lack of warmth: Seems like the guy doesn't understand what needs to happen to colonize something, and sex robots can't do that.


Yet.
 
2018-10-10 03:28:31 PM  
why does it have to be a sex robot? Can't a regular robot do it?
 
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