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(WFTV Orlando)   Florida police seeking home invader who hit sleeping woman with vase. Finally, one for the cold vase files   ( wftv.com) divider line
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2018-10-10 01:18:38 PM  
Only in Florida does a person break into someone's home, hit them witht he least likely object and...leave. He could've had the decency to yell, "WAKE UP!"
 
2018-10-10 01:41:50 PM  
Surveillance video of the suspect:

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2018-10-10 02:53:02 PM  
His name was Michael.  Be glad he didn't hit you with the whole damned house.
 
2018-10-10 02:53:15 PM  
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I hear he's merciless about the ming.
 
2018-10-10 02:53:30 PM  
SUBBY and Modmins for greening that headline......

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2018-10-10 02:54:13 PM  
Maybe they should track down the Villian in the Panama Hat
Sesame Street - The Villain In The Panama Hat
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2018-10-10 02:54:32 PM  
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2018-10-10 02:55:24 PM  
Is there a pitcher of the suspect?
 
2018-10-10 02:57:38 PM  
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Now a deadly weapon.
 
2018-10-10 02:59:11 PM  
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2018-10-10 02:59:23 PM  
Was it a vase, or a vahzzzz?
 
2018-10-10 03:00:24 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: [img.fark.net image 175x225]
I hear he's merciless about the ming.


The power of Priceless compels you!
 
2018-10-10 03:02:54 PM  
Burglar to judge: How much time will I have to do for this?
Judge: The maximum, sir. You've certainly urn'ed it.
 
2018-10-10 03:05:20 PM  
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2018-10-10 03:07:05 PM  
I love you.
The check is in the mail.
I won't come in your vase.
No I don't want a threesome with....
 
2018-10-10 03:08:50 PM  
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2018-10-10 03:11:46 PM  
So his vice is victimizing vixens with their very own vases?
 
2018-10-10 03:15:35 PM  
It's just a vase he's going through.
 
2018-10-10 03:19:57 PM  
Great, Attila The Pun is invading Farkistan.

/ It's ...
 
2018-10-10 03:22:06 PM  
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2018-10-10 03:27:11 PM  
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2018-10-10 03:28:59 PM  
Subby: 
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2018-10-10 03:29:29 PM  
No home in-vase-ion joke?
 
2018-10-10 03:39:24 PM  

McGrits: No home in-vase-ion joke?


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2018-10-10 03:45:26 PM  
Cocoa police

Are there coffee police and/or tea police, too?
 
2018-10-10 03:51:55 PM  

dj_bigbird: Cocoa police

Are there coffee police and/or tea police, too?


Despite what you may think, they do NOT appreciate you throwing tiny marshmallows at them ( ._.)
 
2018-10-10 04:18:25 PM  

dj_bigbird: Cocoa police

Are there coffee police and/or tea police, too?


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2018-10-10 04:32:01 PM  
Vase it, everyone, you're just not cool enough to enjoy the puns.
Subby, you've urned my respect.
 
2018-10-10 06:55:35 PM  
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If this has happened in the UK they would just add vases to the random items they confiscate
 
2018-10-10 07:43:41 PM  
Oh sure, but the ladder thread and you're all climbing over each other to make bad puns.
 
2018-10-10 08:20:42 PM  
Why is Terry Crews breaking into people's houses???
 
2018-10-11 12:32:09 AM  
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14th Century Ming...It breaks the heart...
- And the head...
 
2018-10-11 01:08:54 AM  
I disagree with everyone, bravo subby silly after all  is Fark

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2018-10-11 03:33:14 AM  

ChipNASA: SUBBY and Modmins for greening that headline......

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This wouldn't have happened if all y'all spoke the Queen's English, proper-like.

/Vahhhhz
//Please note and appreciate the studied avoidance of any fowl puns in this post
///Doh!
 
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