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(KSN Wichita)   Final Destination cosplay level: Expert   ( ksn.com) divider line
    More: Scary, west monroe, Monroe, Louisiana, log truck, Automobile, Los Angeles, Louisiana, Tuesday afternoon, English-language films  
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8007 clicks; posted to Main » on 10 Oct 2018 at 1:35 PM (11 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2018-10-10 11:13:29 AM  
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/obscure?
 
2018-10-10 12:17:31 PM  
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2018-10-10 01:10:15 PM  
No, more like idiot driver not paying attention and running into the back of a stopped truck carrying logs.
 
2018-10-10 01:37:01 PM  
Texting and driving. Or, more correctly, texting and crashing.
 
2018-10-10 01:41:03 PM  

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/obscure?


What movie is that?  Terminal Ending 2?
 
2018-10-10 01:43:46 PM  
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2018-10-10 01:44:16 PM  
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2018-10-10 01:45:35 PM  

SpaceyCat: No, more like idiot driver not paying attention and running into the back of a stopped truck carrying logs.


Quoted for truth... How do you not see that big truck sitting there?  By not looking at the road!

So if we pull her phone/sms/web traffic/messaging apps.   What did she write just before impact?
 
2018-10-10 01:46:36 PM  

HappyGryphon: SpaceyCat: No, more like idiot driver not paying attention and running into the back of a stopped truck carrying logs.

Quoted for truth... How do you not see that big truck sitting there?  By not looking at the road!

So if we pull her phone/sms/web traffic/messaging apps.   What did she write just before impact?


Don't care. We pull her license.
 
2018-10-10 01:47:13 PM  
In what universe is that a 'long's truck?  It looks like it is carrying a bunch of sticks for the slash pile.
 
2018-10-10 01:47:49 PM  

Ravage: In what universe is that a 'long's truck?  It looks like it is carrying a bunch of sticks for the slash pile.


'Log' truck

Fracking autocorrect
 
2018-10-10 01:49:46 PM  

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Too soon.
 
2018-10-10 01:50:31 PM  
"Close Call: Driver 'lucky to be alive' after log pierces vehicle with child inside"

How did the kid get inside the log? So confused...
 
2018-10-10 01:53:33 PM  
It's log. Log. It's big, it's heavy, it's wood. It's log. Log. It's better than bad, it's good!
 
2018-10-10 01:55:36 PM  
How did the child get inside the log?
 
2018-10-10 01:57:13 PM  

HappyGryphon: What did she write just before impact?


"Goodbye cruel world."
 
2018-10-10 01:57:43 PM  
Nice headline Subs, yikes!
 
2018-10-10 01:58:31 PM  
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2018-10-10 02:01:18 PM  

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Everyone likes a log.
log song
Youtube 8-9scNP5KWk
 
2018-10-10 02:05:13 PM  
There are easier ways to find your family tree.
 
2018-10-10 02:11:33 PM  
This situation is to cosplay as putting a smaller version of something inside a bigger version of something is to Inception.
 
2018-10-10 02:13:11 PM  
HappyGryphon: What did she write just before impact?

AAAAAHHHH....
 
2018-10-10 02:22:08 PM  

lostcat: This situation is to cosplay as putting a smaller version of something inside a bigger version of something is to Inception.


So the headline fails to get ...

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... your seal of approval.
 
2018-10-10 02:35:40 PM  
Not an "Expert" subby, she didn't die.
 
2018-10-10 02:45:32 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: lostcat: This situation is to cosplay as putting a smaller version of something inside a bigger version of something is to Inception.

So the headline fails to get ...

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... your seal of approval.


Just saying that Subby otter know better.

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2018-10-10 03:01:03 PM  

rnatalie: Moosedick Gladys Greengroin: [i.pinimg.com image 432x333]

Everyone likes a log.
[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/8-9scNP5​KWk]


Well, it is a better game than "Don't Whizz on the Electric Fence"
 
2018-10-10 03:09:28 PM  
Ah West Monroe. Where the high school football team is attended by more people than sunday school. On Friday nights before the game, you can smell the paper mill and get fired up in your jacked up Z71 rolling down Stella and Mill St. flying rebel flags out of the bed. In Bawcomville there is a strip club with a 1 legged stripper named Ilean, I kid you not.

All worth it for Johnny's Pizza...
 
2018-10-10 03:22:46 PM  

Richard Saunders: HappyGryphon: What did she write just before impact?

AAAAAHHHH....


Look, if she was crashing she wouldn't bother to write AAAAAHHHH. She'd just say it.
 
2018-10-10 03:23:46 PM  

SpaceyCat: No, more like idiot driver not paying attention and running into the back of a stopped truck carrying logs.


Yeah, article says the "driver is lucky to be alive"  when the correct takeaway is "the child in unlucky to have an idiot as a parent".
 
2018-10-10 03:28:35 PM  
"WEST MONROE, La. (KARD) - A crash between a log truck and another vehicle has police saying one of the drivers is lucky to be alive."
Was it the truck driver?
I'm confursed.
 
2018-10-10 03:32:30 PM  
Looking for the red flags at the end of the oversized load....  maybe I see them on the middle and left sticks?  I'm sure if the long one had a flag it was scraped off by the windshield and the skin of the drivers teeth...
 
2018-10-10 04:14:14 PM  

lostcat: Danger Avoid Death: lostcat: This situation is to cosplay as putting a smaller version of something inside a bigger version of something is to Inception.

So the headline fails to get ...

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... your seal of approval.

Just saying that Subby otter know better.

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2018-10-10 04:34:33 PM  
How did "Final Destination" have any sequels?
 
2018-10-10 04:44:07 PM  
We walked past this when going to our kids' meet the teacher night this year.

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Crazily no one was hurt.
 
2018-10-10 05:14:03 PM  
What, do you wear it as a hat?
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2018-10-10 05:20:41 PM  

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Thank you.  I'm having an ultrasound guided needle biopsy tomorrow, and I was just thinking about this, just now, when thinking about how to relax, "I'm a leaf on the wind." STAB !
 
2018-10-10 05:29:22 PM  
CSB: When I was twelve, a big truck in front of our car lost a leaf spring.  It flew up in the air, bounced around a bit, and then went through our windshield.  It sliced right down the middle and embedded itself in the upholstery of the back seat- where I and my cousin were sitting.  We didn't ANY warning.  It was just "boom!" and there was this 3ft piece of rusty flat steel stuck like a sword between us.  My Aunt pulled over, got out of the car, and threw up on the side of the road, which to a couple of tween boys was even more unsettling than having been inches away from gory death.
 
2018-10-11 01:41:14 AM  

Resident Muslim: "WEST MONROE, La. (KARD) - A crash between a log truck and another vehicle has police saying one of the drivers is lucky to be alive."
Was it the truck driver?
I'm confursed.


I didn't even notice the West Monroe dateline. That's my dad's hometown.
 
2018-10-11 02:17:29 PM  

xxBirdMadGirlxx: "Close Call: Driver 'lucky to be alive' after log pierces vehicle with child inside"

How did the kid get inside the log? So confused...


It's knot easy.
 
2018-10-11 02:45:06 PM  

SPLAMM: xxBirdMadGirlxx: "Close Call: Driver 'lucky to be alive' after log pierces vehicle with child inside"

How did the kid get inside the log? So confused...

It's knot easy.


Cut it out.  Saw something like that on another thread. That's just plane annoying. In fact, this the the wrong place for those jokes, you're barking up the wrong tree.
 
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