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(PennLive)   Ah, Autumn. Crisp air. Colorful leaves. And 34 ways it will try to kill you   ( pennlive.com) divider line
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2018-10-10 12:01:02 PM  
All this and it's not even in Australia?
 
2018-10-10 02:29:45 PM  
Well it seems somebody likes fall....

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2018-10-10 03:15:55 PM  

kdawg7736: Well it seems somebody likes fall....

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Yeah, you can finally put a row boat in the lake and not get swamped by "environmentalists* " in their testosterone rodeo craft.

*My nice way of saying assholes.
 
2018-10-10 03:37:46 PM  
#2 Bear
Pennsylvania has an estimated 18,000 black bears roaming our forests, woodlots and neighborhoods, and just know they are roaming more widely than at any other time of the year, searching for the most abundant sources of food to build up their body fat for the coming hibernation through winter. Their search naturally brings them through our backyards. "The Pennsylvania Game Commission has no record of any fatal attacks in Pennsylvania during the past century."


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2018-10-10 03:40:01 PM  
Click bait article is click bait.
 
2018-10-10 03:40:21 PM  
People who are this afraid of life really need to stay home.
 
2018-10-10 03:41:11 PM  
Summary of article:

THIS THING IS GOING TO KILL YOU!!!

Sort of

Kind of

Ok, not really

But.....

BOOGA BOOOGA BOOOGA
 
2018-10-10 03:41:56 PM  
Ahh, fall; time to rake a giant leaf pile over the picnic table and see which kids can read the "don't jump in this" sign.
 
2018-10-10 03:42:35 PM  
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2018-10-10 03:45:05 PM  

UtopianJunkyard: Click bait article is click bait.


The click bait lures you in to die from facepalming.
 
2018-10-10 03:46:55 PM  
Wait, was this report about Australia? Because I'm pretty sure, from the reliable sources I've heard, everything that is out to kill you is in Australia!
 
2018-10-10 03:46:55 PM  
In a row?!
 
2018-10-10 03:47:52 PM  
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This is also a problem with single, immature men in their early 30's...

/hey, I can't pawn it off on children, so I've got to make it entertaining somehow :P
 
2018-10-10 03:50:26 PM  

UtopianJunkyard: Click bait article is click bait.


Came here to say this.

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BOO!
 
2018-10-10 03:52:18 PM  
Ctrl-F walnuts 0/0
Oh come on, that's what could have done me in a couple years ago. I was walking through a lovely nature preserve on a crisp, sunny, autumn day when -- BONK! OW! OMFG! WTF just hit me on the head? SHIAT THAT HURT! GODDAMNITSOMUCH!
/ had quite a knot on my head for a few days
 
2018-10-10 03:56:20 PM  

patrick767: Ctrl-F walnuts 0/0
Oh come on, that's what could have done me in a couple years ago. I was walking through a lovely nature preserve on a crisp, sunny, autumn day when -- BONK! OW! OMFG! WTF just hit me on the head? SHIAT THAT HURT! GODDAMNITSOMUCH!
/ had quite a knot on my head for a few days


We have a black walnut tree on the side of the house in close proximity to fiberglass window awnings...sounds like a friggin' shotgun going off...
 
2018-10-10 03:59:20 PM  
Apple seeds?  Just smoke some cigarettes.

Smoke Some Cigarettes
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2018-10-10 04:09:26 PM  

GanjSmokr: Apple seeds?  Just smoke some cigarettes.

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Right? The apple seeds are trying to kill you? Only when you consume 200+ of them. Then you'd have to been eating them like popcorn.
 
2018-10-10 04:10:59 PM  
Let's not forget the football and beer overdose.
 
2018-10-10 04:17:36 PM  

Loaf's Tray: We have a black walnut tree on the side of the house in close proximity to fiberglass window awnings...sounds like a friggin' shotgun going off...


Guess those are some sturdy window awnings.
Black walnuts lurk under the fall leaves on trails too, waiting for me to come jogging along and possibly go flying when I step on them. Black walnuts really are out to kill me.
 
2018-10-10 04:28:02 PM  
Damn, tfa writer sounds like he doesn't even leave the house in Autumn.
 
2018-10-10 04:33:20 PM  
List fails.  Not a single mention of Pumpkin Spice.
 
2018-10-10 04:36:46 PM  

GanjSmokr: Apple seeds?  Just smoke some cigarettes.

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Smoke
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2018-10-10 04:50:14 PM  
Jokes on you Autumn, I'm already dead inside!
 
2018-10-10 04:54:57 PM  
Coldcut - Autumn Leaves (No Flames Version)
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2018-10-10 05:12:42 PM  
Oh look, another "things that can kill you" listicle because someone needed to meet a deadline and had nothing important to say.

There are a thousand things inside your house that can kill you. There are a million things that can kill you when you step outside.
 
2018-10-10 05:16:48 PM  

Lord Limo Zeen: List fails.  Not a single mention of Pumpkin Spice.


Now you've done it.  The Pumpkin Spice must flow.

It's early October, and the leaves are maybe, at most, a third of the way changed.  The acorns that have dropped are still small, smaller than a marble.  And worst of all, people are still running their ACs around here because it's in the mid 70s.  In freakin' New England.  In October.

We're going to have a shiatty winter, aren't we?
 
2018-10-10 05:21:23 PM  

dewihafta: GanjSmokr: Apple seeds?  Just smoke some cigarettes.

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Right? The apple seeds are trying to kill you? Only when you consume 200+ of them. Then you'd have to been eating them like popcorn.


Cherry seeds are much more dangerous.  Eating as few as three - if they're cracked/chewed - can kill ya.

/Saw a ground cherry pit murder in a TV show and thought "nah."  Googled it and was surprised.
 
db2
2018-10-10 05:34:12 PM  
This is not the rule 34 that I'm familiar with.
 
2018-10-10 05:49:47 PM  
Allergies?    DRTFA
 
2018-10-10 06:11:09 PM  

Lord Limo Zeen: List fails.  Not a single mention of Pumpkin Spice.


db2: This is not the rule 34 that I'm familiar with.


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2018-10-10 06:27:09 PM  
It takes about a cup of ground apple seeds to kill you.  If you die from apple seed poisoning someone either killed you or you killed yourself.
 
2018-10-10 06:31:44 PM  
4 down, 30 to go?

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2018-10-10 07:06:11 PM  
I don't see allergies or viruses on there. Certainly a kickstarter for colds.
 
2018-10-10 07:11:31 PM  
Daaaaaaammmmmmit!!!!! Post 35!
 
2018-10-10 07:36:40 PM  
Snowflakes were falling at the ski area near my home. I love autumn.
 
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2018-10-10 08:02:49 PM  
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2018-10-11 02:06:12 AM  

LosinMySenses: All this and it's not even in Australia?


Well, we're going into Spring, duh!

/Watch out for magpies!
//and mudlarks
///and plovers....
 
2018-10-11 12:17:15 PM  
There must be 34 ways to die in autumn
don't climb that tree lee,
there could be ice brice,
avoid all that pie guy,
don't play in the leaves steve,
try not too eat too much,
and and get yourself safe
 
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