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(ABC 30 Fresno)   Healdsburg police search for thief that stole 20 foot long, 1000 pound hammer. If caught, they'll send him to the big house   ( abc30.com) divider line
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2018-10-10 10:36:36 AM  
should have put a sign on it saying "can't touch this"
 
2018-10-10 11:14:02 AM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: should have put a sign on it saying "can't touch this"


Nailed it.
 
2018-10-10 12:26:21 PM  
So an APB for the BFG?
 
2018-10-10 01:21:14 PM  
Wanted for questioning

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2018-10-10 01:22:05 PM  
so will the drop the hammer on him?
 
2018-10-10 01:22:16 PM  
I swear that said 20 foot long hamster.
 
2018-10-10 01:23:03 PM  
Lotta balls to haul that peen
 
2018-10-10 01:24:08 PM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: should have put a sign on it saying "can't touch this"


Shut the f*cking thread down. We are done here.
 
2018-10-10 01:25:04 PM  

cowgirl toffee: I swear that said 20 foot long hamster.


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2018-10-10 01:26:30 PM  
Suspect described as an African-American male wearing a gold jacket and oversized baggy trousers.

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2018-10-10 01:26:52 PM  
Wanted for questioning. Please call 999 if spotted.
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2018-10-10 01:29:14 PM  
I wonder if he realizes that he could have a steam train if he just laid down the tracks.
 
2018-10-10 01:29:57 PM  

cowgirl toffee: I swear that said 20 foot long hamster.


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2018-10-10 01:30:33 PM  
I want to be your sledgehammer
Why don't you call my name
Oh let me be your sledgehammer
This will be my testimony
Show me round your fruit cakes
'Cause I will be your honey bee
Open up your fruit cakes
Where the fruit is as sweet as can be


Fruitcakes?  We are dealing with a mad man, people. Fire on sight.
 
2018-10-10 01:30:58 PM  
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2018-10-10 01:31:24 PM  

Mukster: Wanted for questioning. Please call 999 if spotted.
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2018-10-10 01:31:29 PM  
Later found was a note that read:

If you leave things lying next to the road, spmebody is going to pick it up.

-P. Bunyan
 
2018-10-10 01:31:59 PM  
Police searching for suspect described as "steel-drivin' man."
 
2018-10-10 01:32:13 PM  
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2018-10-10 01:32:24 PM  

guestguy: cowgirl toffee: I swear that said 20 foot long hamster.

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Soon.
 
2018-10-10 01:32:40 PM  
Ya'd think they'd have Thor that coming.
 
2018-10-10 01:34:16 PM  
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2018-10-10 01:34:35 PM  
Wanted for questioning:

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2018-10-10 01:34:53 PM  
It'll show up in Casey, Illinois.  They love large novelty items.  Large mailbox, oversized windchimes, giant chair, Tsarbomb, largest church dedicated to worshipping nuclear bombs (reformed).  The list would go on  and on if I repeated it endlessly.
 
2018-10-10 01:35:42 PM  

rnatalie: Suspect described as an African-American male wearing a gold jacket and oversized baggy trousers.

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Gold jacket, you say?

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2018-10-10 01:36:08 PM  

cowgirl toffee: guestguy: cowgirl toffee: I swear that said 20 foot long hamster.

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Soon.


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2018-10-10 01:36:20 PM  
Police are looking into the latest clues...
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2018-10-10 01:37:33 PM  

spooky.action: Dead for Tax Reasons: should have put a sign on it saying "can't touch this"

Nailed it.


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2018-10-10 01:38:06 PM  
Well, at least it wasn't a big dirty hoe

corner gas - big dirty ...
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2018-10-10 01:38:42 PM  
More on Casey Illinois.  That giant mailbox is cool and there's a memorial to the four people who were killed when the giant Victoria's Secret catalog was delivered to it.
 
2018-10-10 01:40:18 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: cowgirl toffee: guestguy: cowgirl toffee: I swear that said 20 foot long hamster.

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Soon.

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2018-10-10 01:44:53 PM  

Mukster: Wanted for questioning. Please call 0118 999 881 999 119 725 3 if spotted.
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FTFY
 
2018-10-10 01:48:47 PM  

cowgirl toffee: Danger Avoid Death: cowgirl toffee: guestguy: cowgirl toffee: I swear that said 20 foot long hamster.

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Soon.

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2018-10-10 01:49:29 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: cowgirl toffee: Danger Avoid Death: cowgirl toffee: guestguy: cowgirl toffee: I swear that said 20 foot long hamster.

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Soon.

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Awwww.... someone forgot how to hamster.
 
2018-10-10 01:49:53 PM  
It takes more than a hammer!

More than a hammer and nails!
 
2018-10-10 01:50:16 PM  
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2018-10-10 01:53:34 PM  

nyseattitude: Wanted for questioning

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I have no idea what this one is about, however i did come for the Thor reference and left satisfied with that and the bonus MC Hammer reference.
 
2018-10-10 01:55:02 PM  
Probably someone who wanted to hammer in the morning then hammer in the evening.
 
2018-10-10 01:55:58 PM  
John Henry?
 
2018-10-10 01:58:21 PM  

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2018-10-10 01:59:17 PM  

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*Pac-man sounds*
 
2018-10-10 02:02:09 PM  

cowgirl toffee: I swear that said 20 foot long hamster.


I read "hamburger." I was expecting Hamburglar puns
 
2018-10-10 02:02:10 PM  

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2018-10-10 02:04:17 PM  

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He's the bestest Thor
 
2018-10-10 02:06:16 PM  

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2018-10-10 02:07:32 PM  
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2018-10-10 02:08:18 PM  
Come on, that thing would easy as hell to steal, just need the right equipment...
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Of course, 4 guys could lift it easy.
 
2018-10-10 02:08:41 PM  

Alwysadydrmr: cowgirl toffee: I swear that said 20 foot long hamster.

I read "hamburger." I was expecting Hamburglar puns


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2018-10-10 02:10:02 PM  

Alwysadydrmr: cowgirl toffee: I swear that said 20 foot long hamster.

I read "hamburger." I was expecting Hamburglar puns


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2018-10-10 02:10:14 PM  

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