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(WJAC TV Johnstown)   A ladder was stolen. Shots rung out. Police take steps. An extension is offered to the man on the roof. He walks out the door   ( wjactv.com) divider line
    More: Stupid, Crimes, reckless endangerment, Rooney, Assault, Assault occasioning actual bodily harm, weapons offenses, Aggravation, National Museum of Racing and Hall of Fame  
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2382 clicks; posted to Main » on 10 Oct 2018 at 5:50 PM (9 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2018-10-10 02:52:45 PM  
FTA: "A man accused of shooting and wounding another man who had allegedly borrowed his ladder and then sold it for drug money"


So he borrowed the ladder because he wanted to get high?
 
2018-10-10 05:19:13 PM  
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2018-10-10 05:57:06 PM  
That escalated quickly.
 
2018-10-10 05:59:47 PM  
something something Shoots and Ladders something
 
2018-10-10 06:00:41 PM  
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2018-10-10 06:01:28 PM  
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2018-10-10 06:01:30 PM  
For the record, it was his step ladder.

Hell, I bet he never even knew his real ladder.
 
2018-10-10 06:04:33 PM  
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2018-10-10 06:09:04 PM  
So did the roof get fixed?
 
2018-10-10 06:10:25 PM  
Was it a dark and stormy night?
 
2018-10-10 06:12:44 PM  
HOTY contender.

/Well done.
 
2018-10-10 06:15:41 PM  
These ladder puns sure are up there.
 
2018-10-10 06:19:05 PM  
So he became a former ladder owner?
 
2018-10-10 06:21:01 PM  
He spent two hours fiddling on the roof.
 
2018-10-10 06:39:32 PM  
That's all good and fine, but I want to know more about a story at the bottom of the page:

"Police say man who huffs spray paint accused of beating mother with spatula."
 
2018-10-10 06:41:50 PM  

patcarew: That's all good and fine, but I want to know more about a story at the bottom of the page:

"Police say man who huffs spray paint accused of beating mother with spatula."



Well, not exactly beating.
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2018-10-10 06:43:51 PM  

patcarew: That's all good and fine, but I want to know more about a story at the bottom of the page:

"Police say man who huffs spray paint accused of beating mother with spatula."


What more is there to know?
 
2018-10-10 06:49:32 PM  

leeksfromchichis: patcarew: That's all good and fine, but I want to know more about a story at the bottom of the page:

"Police say man who huffs spray paint accused of beating mother with spatula."

What more is there to know?


Did she flip on him?
 
2018-10-10 07:17:53 PM  
I once climbed the ladder to success.
At the top was a big hairy biker says, " hi, I'm Sess."
 
2018-10-10 07:47:00 PM  
So I'm reading the headline and in my head I start singing "Shot rings out in the Memphis sky" because I took the sentences as lyrics initially. Am I the only one?
 
2018-10-10 08:07:15 PM  

patcarew: That's all good and fine, but I want to know more about a story at the bottom of the page:

"Police say man who huffs spray paint accused of beating mother with spatula."


It's worth the click, I think we have a replacement for huffer guy
 
2018-10-10 08:14:40 PM  
Should be set to music. Perhaps a two-step.
 
2018-10-10 08:16:04 PM  
And then the murders began...
 
2018-10-10 08:17:08 PM  
Anoyone think this could be linked to the Lindbergh baby?
 
2018-10-10 08:32:32 PM  

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: For the record, it was his step ladder.

Hell, I bet he never even knew his real ladder.


I can tell a Jay London joke when I see one.
 
2018-10-10 09:02:28 PM  
Puns are the lowest rung on the ladder of humor.
 
2018-10-10 10:14:57 PM  
That moron was certainly no ladder day saint.
 
2018-10-10 10:20:49 PM  
Rung out or rang out?

Oh, "rung". I get it now.
 
2018-10-11 01:30:54 AM  
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2018-10-11 05:12:24 AM  
Rooney is charged with aggravated assault, reckless endangerment and weapons offenses. It wasn't known Tuesday if he's retained an attorney.

It's about time they caught that guy.
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2018-10-11 08:26:32 AM  

uncleacid: He spent two hours fiddling on the roof.


No he didn't.  The neighboor sold his ladder to buy drugs remember?
 
2018-10-11 08:50:25 AM  
The aristocrats?
 
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