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(TropicWx Hurricane Page)   Michael is now officially a hurricane, expected to impact the Florida panhandle as a dangerous cat-3 with 120 mph winds this week   ( tropicwx.com) divider line
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1518 clicks; posted to Main » on 08 Oct 2018 at 4:35 PM (12 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2018-10-08 04:19:32 PM  
We gonna lash Rick Scott to the front of a boat and send out into the Gulf to meet the Michael head on and stop it.
 
2018-10-08 04:28:29 PM  
Can it please hit Mar a Lago?
 
2018-10-08 04:33:13 PM  

Farking Clown Shoes: Can it please hit Mar a Lago?


Maga-Lago is built like a fortress.  A direct strike with a hurricane would only cause cosmetic damage.
 
2018-10-08 04:33:19 PM  

Farking Clown Shoes: Can it please hit Mar a Lago?


Sorry, it's on the other side of the state.
 
2018-10-08 04:36:19 PM  

jwa007: We gonna lash Rick Scott to the front of a boat and send out into the Gulf to meet the Michael head on and stop it.


I hope the front falls off

/it's very rare
 
2018-10-08 04:36:29 PM  
and end up over North and South Carolina, who I'm sure need more rain.
 
2018-10-08 04:38:08 PM  

foo monkey: Farking Clown Shoes: Can it please hit Mar a Lago?

Maga-Lago is built like a fortress.  A direct strike with a hurricane would only cause cosmetic damage.


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2018-10-08 04:40:08 PM  

Farking Clown Shoes: Can it please hit Mar a Lago?


It would benefit us much more if it hit Chicago.
 
2018-10-08 04:40:35 PM  
It just ruined my camping/kayaking trip on the gulf coast. I'm pissed.

I blame Obama and his weather machine
 
2018-10-08 04:41:30 PM  
i don't care about my house. i hope the donald tells me i got a free boat.
 
2018-10-08 04:41:48 PM  
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2018-10-08 04:42:39 PM  
Florida ... let's see ... red state. They'll be fine.

/ They're all praying for a disaster in California so they can stick it to the Libs -- you know, like Christians pray for hate and suffering in church.
 
2018-10-08 04:42:39 PM  
Will Hurricane Michael be the downfall of Florida Man?

Find out next time!
 
2018-10-08 04:44:31 PM  
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I like the one green track that said "Fark you guys, I'm going this way".
 
2018-10-08 04:45:41 PM  
....but one time he coulda been the champion of the world
 
2018-10-08 04:45:47 PM  

CrazyCurt: Florida ... let's see ... red state. They'll be fine.

/ They're all praying for a disaster in California so they can stick it to the Libs -- you know, like Christians pray for hate and suffering in church.


And the panhandle isn't just red.  It's deepass MAGA hat red.

Us commies all live in the southern half of the state.
 
2018-10-08 04:46:03 PM  

Farking Clown Shoes: Can it please hit Mar a Lago?


No, but the Governor's mansion is directly in the path.
 
2018-10-08 04:46:49 PM  
Go home Lime Green, you're drunk

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2018-10-08 04:47:48 PM  
Can we set up a flag and webcam on an oil rig so people with ADD can watch it day and night.
 
2018-10-08 04:47:50 PM  

Oliver Twisted: [img.fark.net image 398x299]

I like the one green track that said "Fark you guys, I'm going this way".


No, just no...
 
2018-10-08 04:49:01 PM  

Oliver Twisted: [img.fark.net image 398x299]

I like the one green track that said "Fark you guys, I'm going this way".


That one green track would kind of fark me over, so I'd prefer it not take that path
 
2018-10-08 04:49:01 PM  

Tad_Waxpole: And the panhandle isn't just red.  It's deepass MAGA hat red.


Not really.  Leon County is reliably blue, as are Gadsden and other majority black counties in that area.  Hell even Wakulla is slightly blue.  But what do I know, I only lived there for 15 years.

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2018-10-08 04:49:02 PM  

elkboy: foo monkey: Farking Clown Shoes: Can it please hit Mar a Lago?

Maga-Lago is built like a fortress.  A direct strike with a hurricane would only cause cosmetic damage.

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WHY!? I lived during that era! Actually (CSB) reminds me of a time when friends and I were watching weird cable TV shows while getting stoned and drinking beers. Hey the PTL club is on I'll get up and change the channel ( SHUT UP YES I AM OLD ). Typical Jim and Tammy but then the Roving Reporter segment came on. The roving reporter was at a "teen keg party". He bagan walking around with a cameraman and mic in hand interviewing party goers. The epic responses had us laughing hysterically. One kid began ranting how he suddenly sees Satan. Another was holding his beer can with his middle finger prominently displayed. Girls were yammerib about witchcraft with obviously no knowledge and a lot of creativity while kids in the background were snickering and giggling. This went on for fifteen minutes. Never have found a clip. Wish I could. Some of the best TV I've ever seen.

/ We were in pain from laughing.
 
2018-10-08 04:49:39 PM  
On the one hand, hurricanes suck.

On the other hand, if it closes UF down Wednesday and Thursday I get out of a meeting.

/silver lining
 
2018-10-08 04:50:02 PM  
I hope it wipes away Huckabee's "private" beach, the ahole.
 
2018-10-08 04:51:42 PM  

derpes_simplex: Tad_Waxpole: And the panhandle isn't just red.  It's deepass MAGA hat red.

Not really.  Leon County is reliably blue, as are Gadsden and other majority black counties in that area.  Hell even Wakulla is slightly blue.  But what do I know, I only lived there for 15 years.

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You decided to use 2002 results to prove your point???

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2018-10-08 04:53:08 PM  

Gawdzila: Go home Lime Green, you're drunk

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Man, if either CLP5 or TABS is the actual path Michael takes I'm f*cked.
 
2018-10-08 04:53:34 PM  

derpes_simplex: Tad_Waxpole: And the panhandle isn't just red.  It's deepass MAGA hat red.

Not really.  Leon County is reliably blue, as are Gadsden and other majority black counties in that area.  Hell even Wakulla is slightly blue.  But what do I know, I only lived there for 15 years.

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Ugh, that graphic is old, here's a slightly more recent and depressing version:

Here's one from the 2010 gubernatorial
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2018-10-08 04:54:11 PM  
Florida can handle it, but the Carolinas really don't need more rain already.
 
2018-10-08 04:54:20 PM  

CrazyCurt: elkboy: foo monkey: Farking Clown Shoes: Can it please hit Mar a Lago?

Maga-Lago is built like a fortress.  A direct strike with a hurricane would only cause cosmetic damage.

[tse2.mm.bing.net image 474x367]

WHY!? I lived during that era! Actually (CSB) reminds me of a time when friends and I were watching weird cable TV shows while getting stoned and drinking beers. Hey the PTL club is on I'll get up and change the channel ( SHUT UP YES I AM OLD ). Typical Jim and Tammy but then the Roving Reporter segment came on. The roving reporter was at a "teen keg party". He bagan walking around with a cameraman and mic in hand interviewing party goers. The epic responses had us laughing hysterically. One kid began ranting how he suddenly sees Satan. Another was holding his beer can with his middle finger prominently displayed. Girls were yammerib about witchcraft with obviously no knowledge and a lot of creativity while kids in the background were snickering and giggling. This went on for fifteen minutes. Never have found a clip. Wish I could. Some of the best TV I've ever seen.

/ We were in pain from laughing.


Are you aware of Vic Berger?

Vic Berger Presents Jim Bakker's Buckets
Youtube rOH37W0jPpA
 
2018-10-08 04:57:51 PM  

wichitaleaf: Farking Clown Shoes: Can it please hit Mar a Lago?

It would benefit us much more if it hit Chicago.


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2018-10-08 05:00:54 PM  

derpes_simplex: Tad_Waxpole: And the panhandle isn't just red.  It's deepass MAGA hat red.

Not really.  Leon County is reliably blue, as are Gadsden and other majority black counties in that area.  Hell even Wakulla is slightly blue.  But what do I know, I only lived there for 15 years.

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LOL.  That map is from 2002.

Here's how Florida voted in 2016.

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2018-10-08 05:04:40 PM  
Jesus christ. What underground nerd basement did that link take me to?!
 
2018-10-08 05:08:41 PM  

pastramithemosterotic: Oliver Twisted: [img.fark.net image 398x299]

I like the one green track that said "Fark you guys, I'm going this way".

That one green track would kind of fark me over, so I'd prefer it not take that path


"He hates pastramithemosterotic!  Stay away from pastramithemosterotic!"
 
2018-10-08 05:08:54 PM  

AckAckAck: Jesus christ. What underground nerd basement did that link take me to?!


You think that's bad?  Try this: http://spaghettimodels.com/
 
2018-10-08 05:09:19 PM  
Don't worry about the hurricane. Pat Robertson will put up a prayer shield of angels and the hurricane will bounce off, just like he did with Florence.
 
2018-10-08 05:10:51 PM  

AckAckAck: Jesus christ. What underground nerd basement did that link take me to?!


A farker's page.

/No, not mine.
 
2018-10-08 05:12:00 PM  
As someone who is planning on driving from D.C. to Myrtle Beach on Thursday, I am not getting a kick...
 
2018-10-08 05:13:01 PM  
Did that thing down off Baja just crap out?
 
2018-10-08 05:13:35 PM  

derpes_simplex: Tad_Waxpole: And the panhandle isn't just red.  It's deepass MAGA hat red.

Not really.  Leon County is reliably blue, as are Gadsden and other majority black counties in that area.  Hell even Wakulla is slightly blue.  But what do I know, I only lived there for 15 years.

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Forget it. He's rolling.
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2018-10-08 05:14:00 PM  
Fark hurricane threads are better than most tv.
 
2018-10-08 05:15:10 PM  

MacWizard: Don't worry about the hurricane. Pat Robertson will put up a prayer shield of angels and the hurricane will bounce off, just like he did with Florence.


He's on the case!
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2018-10-08 05:18:13 PM  

no1curr: Gawdzila: Go home Lime Green, you're drunk

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Man, if either CLP5 or TABS is the actual path Michael takes I'm f*cked.


Well, it seems like we'll know pretty soon.  It's supposed to basically be across the gulf by late tomorrow.
 
2018-10-08 05:19:42 PM  
How many zoos in Florida have Komodo Dragons?
I'm guessing that the cages/habitats are not hurricane-proof.
Only a matter of time....
 
2018-10-08 05:25:12 PM  

Gawdzila: Go home Lime Green, you're drunk
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Meanwhile, the other lines are all perfectly on course for Florida's nut sack.
/ow my balls
 
2018-10-08 05:35:33 PM  

wichitaleaf: Farking Clown Shoes: Can it please hit Mar a Lago?

It would benefit us much more if it hit Chicago.


Anybody want a peanut?
 
2018-10-08 05:41:34 PM  

Tad_Waxpole: AckAckAck: Jesus christ. What underground nerd basement did that link take me to?!

You think that's bad?  Try this: http://spaghettimodels.com/


I am not looking at spaghetti models unless they are really saucy topless spaghetti models!!
 
2018-10-08 05:46:50 PM  
 
2018-10-08 05:46:53 PM  
Question: at what point does an airport/airline delay flights for a tropical storm/hurricane? I'm scheduled to fly into Orlando tomorrow night; rest of my family on Wednesday. Disney will be wet, but hopefully no lines and low crowd.
 
2018-10-08 05:50:15 PM  
Michael is supposed to hit here in Panama City. How red is Bay County? Registered Republicans outnumber Democrats and Independents combined. The irony is that we've have a red tide problem for the past couple of months. Perhaps the Blue Wave from Michael might just take care of that red tide. Then I'll have to listen to all financially poor rednecks whine about wanting gov't assistance after the storm. I hate living here. Anyway, I'll be at the hospital saving redneck lives during this shiatstorm.
 
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