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(I Heart Radio)   Stupid: selling drugs out of your vehicle. Fark: selling drugs out of your police cruiser   ( wsrz.iheart.com) divider line
    More: Florida, Police, Bonifay Police Department, Officer Dwayne White, squad car, Walton County Sheriff, Holmes County Sheriff, Walton County Jail, two-way communications device  
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3082 clicks; posted to Main » on 08 Oct 2018 at 12:05 PM (12 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2018-10-08 11:44:25 AM  
A cop doing stupid, illegal things? I'm shocked.

/cops have the best drugs
 
2018-10-08 12:08:43 PM  
Why are cops on a cruise?
 
2018-10-08 12:10:41 PM  
Who would be crazy enough to buy drugs from a cop in uniform?
 
2018-10-08 12:10:49 PM  

Anayalator: Why are cops on a cruise?


♫ The Cop Boat, soon there'll be shootings for every-onnnne ♫
 
2018-10-08 12:10:56 PM  
Was it a booze cruise as well?
 
2018-10-08 12:11:03 PM  

Anayalator: Why are cops on a cruise?


Assignment to Miami Beach?
 
2018-10-08 12:11:20 PM  

Anayalator: Why are cops on a cruise?


Y?  M-C-A
 
2018-10-08 12:11:45 PM  

Farkenhostile: Who would be crazy enough to buy drugs from a cop in uniform?


I thought it was candy... ( ._.)
 
2018-10-08 12:12:21 PM  

Anayalator: Why are cops on a cruise?


I'm not saying it was a police orgy love boat, but it was a police orgy love boat.
 
2018-10-08 12:13:30 PM  
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/Please pull to the nearest dock
 
2018-10-08 12:13:50 PM  
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Or
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2018-10-08 12:13:56 PM  

Farkenhostile: Who would be crazy enough to buy drugs from a cop in uniform?


img.fark.netView Full Size
 
2018-10-08 12:14:04 PM  

Anayalator: Why are cops on a cruise?


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All aboard the BangBoat!
 
2018-10-08 12:14:11 PM  

JustLookin: Was it a booze cruise as well?


Non-issue.  Booze falls under the "above the law" cop privilege.  Drugs and crimes against fellow officers are the only things that don't.
 
2018-10-08 12:14:12 PM  
At least he didn't shoot his neighbor.
 
2018-10-08 12:16:58 PM  

Anayalator: Why are cops on a cruise?


Because Tom's into that shiat?
 
2018-10-08 12:17:22 PM  

flucto: Anayalator: Why are cops on a cruise?

♫ The Cop Boat, soon there'll be shootings for every-onnnne ♫


That is some funny GD stuff.

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2018-10-08 12:17:35 PM  

TylerParry: Anayalator: Why are cops on a cruise?

I'm not saying it was a police orgy love boat, but it was a police orgy love boat.


Must be the article two links below this one on the main page:

Sex Island holiday with 'unlimited' sex and choice of 60 'drug-friendly prostitutes' RETURNS
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-n​e​ws/sex-island-holiday-unlimited-sex-13​382533?ICID=ref_fark
 
2018-10-08 12:17:48 PM  
What cops about to go on a cruise might look like:

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2018-10-08 12:18:27 PM  

Farkenhostile: Who would be crazy enough to buy drugs from a cop in uniform?


Pillheads?
 
2018-10-08 12:18:55 PM  
r.
 
2018-10-08 12:19:15 PM  
I thought he did this yesterday.....
 
2018-10-08 12:20:58 PM  

cyberspacedout: TylerParry: Anayalator: Why are cops on a cruise?

I'm not saying it was a police orgy love boat, but it was a police orgy love boat.

Must be the article two links below this one on the main page:

Sex Island holiday with 'unlimited' sex and choice of 60 'drug-friendly prostitutes' RETURNS
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-ne​ws/sex-island-holiday-unlimited-sex-13​382533?ICID=ref_fark


Can I borrow $7k?
 
2018-10-08 12:21:28 PM  

Mudd's woman: flucto: Anayalator: Why are cops on a cruise?

♫ The Cop Boat, soon there'll be shootings for every-onnnne ♫

That is some funny GD stuff.

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Yeah but only about 5 of us are old enough to get the joke.
 
2018-10-08 12:21:32 PM  

jake_lex: What cops about to go on a cruise might look like:

[previously.tv image 850x477]



Or cops with a Cruise

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2018-10-08 12:21:59 PM  

Mr.Hawk: jake_lex: What cops about to go on a cruise might look like:

[previously.tv image 850x477]


Or cops with a Cruise

[img.fark.net image 594x460]


Those are some short ass cops.
 
2018-10-08 12:23:33 PM  
Had he stuck to just selling to his fellow officers he would have been fine.
 
2018-10-08 12:25:13 PM  

flucto: Mr.Hawk: jake_lex: What cops about to go on a cruise might look like:

[previously.tv image 850x477]


Or cops with a Cruise

[img.fark.net image 594x460]

Those are some short ass cops.


Cruise was probably standing on a box.
 
2018-10-08 12:30:20 PM  

flucto: Mudd's woman: flucto: Anayalator: Why are cops on a cruise?

♫ The Cop Boat, soon there'll be shootings for every-onnnne ♫

That is some funny GD stuff.

[tse2.mm.bing.net image 474x474]

Yeah but only about 5 of us are old enough to get the joke.


I assumed it was a Love Boat reference but I'm too young to have known the theme song
 
2018-10-08 12:33:34 PM  
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2018-10-08 12:34:19 PM  
The Reno 911 theme song immediately came to mind, and now won't leave :D
 
2018-10-08 12:40:02 PM  
Well, for the buyers that would be pretty awesome.
Wouldn't have to worry about getting busted.
 
2018-10-08 12:40:06 PM  

Farkenhostile: Who would be crazy enough to buy drugs from a cop in uniform?


Drug addicts?
 
2018-10-08 12:42:28 PM  
Hope the cop wasn't dumb enough to sell *all* his drugs. You need to keep some crack in reserve to sprinkle on dead black guys.
 
2018-10-08 12:42:53 PM  
I was expecting to see this mug shot.

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2018-10-08 12:43:47 PM  
flucto:

Yeah but only about 5 of us are old enough to get the joke.

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2018-10-08 12:47:00 PM  

Mudd's woman: flucto:

Yeah but only about 5 of us are old enough to get the joke.

[media1.tenor.com image 244x244]


Hey, I'm 32, and I got it....oh, god, am I old?!
 
2018-10-08 12:51:53 PM  

guestguy: Mudd's woman: flucto:

Yeah but only about 5 of us are old enough to get the joke.

[media1.tenor.com image 244x244]

Hey, I'm 32, and I got it....oh, god, am I old?!


Nah.

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2018-10-08 12:51:57 PM  
Meh.  He'll get off because he's White.

/all the good jokes were taken
//but i'm not bitter
///dammit
 
2018-10-08 12:56:22 PM  

cowgirl toffee: guestguy: Mudd's woman: flucto:

Yeah but only about 5 of us are old enough to get the joke.

[media1.tenor.com image 244x244]

Hey, I'm 32, and I got it....oh, god, am I old?!

Nah.

[cdn.vox-cdn.com image 480x212]


I figure as long as I keep my endearing immaturity, I'll never truly age.
 
2018-10-08 01:01:01 PM  

guestguy: cowgirl toffee: guestguy: Mudd's woman: flucto:

Yeah but only about 5 of us are old enough to get the joke.

[media1.tenor.com image 244x244]

Hey, I'm 32, and I got it....oh, god, am I old?!

Nah.

[cdn.vox-cdn.com image 480x212]

I figure as long as I keep my endearing immaturity, I'll never truly age.


itsnothouitsme.files.wordpress.comView Full Size
 
2018-10-08 01:04:32 PM  

cowgirl toffee: guestguy: cowgirl toffee: guestguy: Mudd's woman: flucto:

Yeah but only about 5 of us are old enough to get the joke.

[media1.tenor.com image 244x244]

Hey, I'm 32, and I got it....oh, god, am I old?!

Nah.

[cdn.vox-cdn.com image 480x212]

I figure as long as I keep my endearing immaturity, I'll never truly age.

[itsnothouitsme.files.wordpress.com image 500x230]


they have a subway in Tennessee now?
 
2018-10-08 01:04:42 PM  
Everyone in my home town knew that to get the best weed, you just had to ask officer Skip and he would open his trunk on the cruiser and for only $20 you get get an oz of Columbian red.
 
2018-10-08 01:07:55 PM  

cowgirl toffee: guestguy: cowgirl toffee: guestguy: Mudd's woman: flucto:

Yeah but only about 5 of us are old enough to get the joke.

[media1.tenor.com image 244x244]

Hey, I'm 32, and I got it....oh, god, am I old?!

Nah.

[cdn.vox-cdn.com image 480x212]

I figure as long as I keep my endearing immaturity, I'll never truly age.

[itsnothouitsme.files.wordpress.com image 500x230]


And I'll be the weird homeless man jerkin' it in the corner...retirement solved!
 
2018-10-08 01:08:56 PM  

AquaTatanka: cowgirl toffee: guestguy: cowgirl toffee: guestguy: Mudd's woman: flucto:

Yeah but only about 5 of us are old enough to get the joke.

[media1.tenor.com image 244x244]

Hey, I'm 32, and I got it....oh, god, am I old?!

Nah.

[cdn.vox-cdn.com image 480x212]

I figure as long as I keep my endearing immaturity, I'll never truly age.

[itsnothouitsme.files.wordpress.com image 500x230]

they have a subway in Tennessee now?


Yeah.... but I'm not that impressed with their sandwiches.  :/
 
433 [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2018-10-08 01:10:10 PM  
"unlawful use of a two-way device"

Man, they'll get you comin' and goin'
 
2018-10-08 01:13:32 PM  
Cops always have the best stuff
 
2018-10-08 01:14:31 PM  
How else were they supposed to fund their monthly BBQ?
 
2018-10-08 01:15:42 PM  

433: "unlawful use of a two-way device"

Man, they'll get you comin' and goin'


With drugs? Illegal use of your feet.
 
2018-10-08 01:20:52 PM  

guestguy: cowgirl toffee: guestguy: cowgirl toffee: guestguy: Mudd's woman: flucto:

Yeah but only about 5 of us are old enough to get the joke.

[media1.tenor.com image 244x244]

Hey, I'm 32, and I got it....oh, god, am I old?!

Nah.

[cdn.vox-cdn.com image 480x212]

I figure as long as I keep my endearing immaturity, I'll never truly age.

[itsnothouitsme.files.wordpress.com image 500x230]

And I'll be the weird homeless man jerkin' it averting his eyes in the corner...retirement solved!


Oh right...I was trying to be less suggestive towards you, my apologies  :/

FTFM
 
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