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(Action News Jacksonville)   "During the melee, a bystander is seen watching the attack and sipping from a fountain drink before walking away." (with guilty-of-stealing-my-heart mugshot)   ( actionnewsjax.com) divider line
    More: Florida, Attack, Attack!, Violence, Marion County Sheriff, Clanton, Police, Domestic violence, Assault  
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2018-10-04 05:41:17 PM  
Meth? It's meth, isn't it?
 
2018-10-04 06:54:33 PM  
Protip: You put your shoes on before a fight.
 
2018-10-04 07:05:46 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: Protip: You put your shoes on before a fight.


Pro-er Protip: Tighten your laces and your belt before a fight.
 
2018-10-04 07:07:37 PM  
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2018-10-04 07:24:38 PM  
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Check out dude on the left.  Folks, we've just about reached peak Florida Man here...
 
2018-10-04 10:31:15 PM  

JohnnyApocalypse: Meth? It's meth, isn't it?


Came for the meth, leaving satisfied.
 
2018-10-04 10:35:46 PM  
I'm just wondering what those blemishes are on his forehead. I feel like that sharp-knees farker dude.
 
2018-10-04 10:35:47 PM  

The Third Man: [img.fark.net image 320x180]

Check out dude on the left.  Folks, we've just about reached peak Florida Man here...


Do you want to walk into the middle of a meth-fueled brawl?
 
2018-10-04 10:38:08 PM  
There's something so perfect about that still shot from the video surveillance. It has such a weird balance to it, and the gas pumps in the back give it a nice depth.
 
2018-10-04 10:39:57 PM  

Theaetetus: Do

you want to walk into the middle of a meth-fueled brawl?

Is this a trick question, or a very-welcome invitation?
 
2018-10-04 10:45:22 PM  

Solid State Vittles: There's something so perfect about that still shot from the video surveillance. It has such a weird balance to it, and the gas pumps in the back give it a nice depth.


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2018-10-04 10:45:30 PM  
Investigators said the Sept. 22 incident is not the first in which Clanton has been charged with violently attacking a stranger. Clanton was out on bond after being charged with aggravated child abuse in an Aug. 23 attack at another convenience store.
In that incident, Clanton was accused of approaching a 17-year-old boy inside the store and hitting him multiple times, again with no provocation


Trifecta in play?
 
2018-10-04 10:45:41 PM  
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Some men just want to watch the world burn

 
2018-10-04 10:48:32 PM  
Jim Rome Show - Likes to Fight Guy
Youtube qrerho9Nx9A
 
2018-10-04 10:53:41 PM  

Morning Horsefarts: Solid State Vittles: There's something so perfect about that still shot from the video surveillance. It has such a weird balance to it, and the gas pumps in the back give it a nice depth.

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I'm telling you, I'd paint this.

/badly
 
2018-10-04 10:56:56 PM  
Slick Rick & Doug E. Fresh - La Di Da Di (Full Version)
Youtube zM0KAh5w7Rs
 
2018-10-04 10:59:30 PM  

The Third Man: [img.fark.net image 320x180]

Check out dude on the left.  Folks, we've just about reached peak Florida Man here...


I mean... he looks like he's about to whip it out and kill some kittens right there watching the fight. I mean... that would be peak FM for sure...
 
2018-10-04 11:01:06 PM  
The guy with the cup is the referee. He is keeping count. 1 melee-sippy, 2 melee-sippy, 3 melee-sippy, etc..
 
2018-10-04 11:01:12 PM  
"unprovoked"
 
2018-10-04 11:01:15 PM  
They are both a rough18. Has anyone mentioned meth yet? Because it probably has something to do with meth.

/meth
 
2018-10-04 11:03:07 PM  
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2018-10-04 11:05:11 PM  

PreMortem: drjekel_mrhyde: Protip: You put your shoes on before a fight.

Pro-er Protip: Tighten your laces and your belt before a fight.


Belt?

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2018-10-04 11:05:28 PM  

Theaetetus: The Third Man: [img.fark.net image 320x180]

Check out dude on the left.  Folks, we've just about reached peak Florida Man here...

Do you want to walk into the middle of a meth-fueled brawl?


I want to call the police.

And if I see an opening, sure do what I can. Like slowly drive my vehicle right into the melee in an attempt to break it up.

I'm no Internet tough guy. I'm  a 37 year old, 5'4" woman who has been in a few scuffles and has a hard time standing by.
 
2018-10-04 11:07:44 PM  

Solid State Vittles: Morning Horsefarts: Solid State Vittles: There's something so perfect about that still shot from the video surveillance. It has such a weird balance to it, and the gas pumps in the back give it a nice depth.

[img.fark.net image 800x450]

I'm telling you, I'd paint this.

/badly


That could actually be a really cool art series, scenes from security cameras, if done in the right hands.

Or stick figures could be pretty farking funny.
 
2018-10-04 11:07:45 PM  
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2018-10-04 11:08:10 PM  
shiat, not my monkey, not my table.

The most I would do is call 911. We have taxes to pay for people to deal with violence.
 
2018-10-04 11:08:33 PM  

minorshan: Theaetetus: The Third Man: [img.fark.net image 320x180]

Check out dude on the left.  Folks, we've just about reached peak Florida Man here...

Do you want to walk into the middle of a meth-fueled brawl?

I want to call the police.

And if I see an opening, sure do what I can. Like slowly drive my vehicle right into the melee in an attempt to break it up.

I'm no Internet tough guy. I'm  a 37 year old, 5'4" woman who has been in a few scuffles and has a hard time standing by.


Note to self:  minorshanis NOT afraid to cut a motherf*cker if needed...
 
2018-10-04 11:15:51 PM  

guestguy: minorshan: Theaetetus: The Third Man: [img.fark.net image 320x180]

Check out dude on the left.  Folks, we've just about reached peak Florida Man here...

Do you want to walk into the middle of a meth-fueled brawl?

I want to call the police.

And if I see an opening, sure do what I can. Like slowly drive my vehicle right into the melee in an attempt to break it up.

I'm no Internet tough guy. I'm  a 37 year old, 5'4" woman who has been in a few scuffles and has a hard time standing by.

Note to self:  minorshanis NOT afraid to cut a motherf*cker if needed...


Technically?  No. Honestly, I spent a year working at a large doggie daycare and have broken up more than my fair share fights between large breed dogs barehanded. I've defended my other female friends from agreesI've drunk males ( that was only some body blocking), tripped a guy trying steal 2 cases of beer from a convience store, and locked a 6' 250 lb guy on his ass with 1 punch to the jaw.

I've never been a true fight though. I prefer to talk things out. I got bullied a lot in school so I have very little patience for it happening to me or anyone else. In nerd terms I'm like a chaotic good paladin.
 
2018-10-04 11:16:03 PM  
This inbreeding has got to stop.
 
2018-10-04 11:19:13 PM  
I bet dude was thinking "Come on titty"
 
2018-10-04 11:23:44 PM  

minorshan: guestguy: minorshan: Theaetetus: The Third Man: [img.fark.net image 320x180]

Check out dude on the left.  Folks, we've just about reached peak Florida Man here...

Do you want to walk into the middle of a meth-fueled brawl?

I want to call the police.

And if I see an opening, sure do what I can. Like slowly drive my vehicle right into the melee in an attempt to break it up.

I'm no Internet tough guy. I'm  a 37 year old, 5'4" woman who has been in a few scuffles and has a hard time standing by.

Note to self:  minorshanis NOT afraid to cut a motherf*cker if needed...

Technically?  No. Honestly, I spent a year working at a large doggie daycare and have broken up more than my fair share fights between large breed dogs barehanded. I've defended my other female friends from agreesI've drunk males ( that was only some body blocking), tripped a guy trying steal 2 cases of beer from a convience store, and locked a 6' 250 lb guy on his ass with 1 punch to the jaw.

I've never been a true fight though. I prefer to talk things out. I got bullied a lot in school so I have very little patience for it happening to me or anyone else. In nerd terms I'm like a chaotic good paladin.

I'm like a chaotic good paladin.


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2018-10-04 11:27:12 PM  
That bystander dude is the Florida Man version of Amber Lamps....
 
2018-10-04 11:27:37 PM  
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2018-10-04 11:29:19 PM  

minorshan: Like slowly drive my vehicle right into the melee in an attempt to break it up.


Good way to get aggravated assault and child endangerment charges (there was an 11 year old in the thick of things).
 
2018-10-04 11:32:41 PM  
People have "melees" these days? How medieval.
 
2018-10-04 11:34:00 PM  

The Third Man: [img.fark.net image 320x180]

Check out dude on the left.  Folks, we've just about reached peak Florida Man here...


We should just be happy hes not jacking off.
 
2018-10-04 11:46:32 PM  

unsightly phlebitis: one is a  shrieking, screeching brainless monkey thats throwing it's shiat with its left hand


Okay, boss.  Please explain to me how a monkey without a brain is going to pull off that feat of neurological muscle control with out his ring master running the show.  Don't have an answer for that, do you, smart guy?
 
2018-10-04 11:47:29 PM  

Theaetetus: minorshan: Like slowly drive my vehicle right into the melee in an attempt to break it up.

Good way to get aggravated assault and child endangerment charges (there was an 11 year old in the thick of things).


Probably. I am talking inching my vehicle in. And if the parents wouldn't want to press charges, it's kinda moot,

That being said, in all probability I'd call the police and try and get inbetween the kids and the attacker. I'd rather I get beat up than them.

Whatever, it's all armchair quarterbacking until you're in the shiat.
 
2018-10-04 11:49:53 PM  
I agree with the bystander, Never get in the middle of a chick fight. They will hurt you.
 
2018-10-05 12:13:39 AM  
I bet she's a hellcat in the sack....
 
2018-10-05 12:18:16 AM  

The Third Man: [img.fark.net image 320x180]

Check out dude on the left.  Folks, we've just about reached peak Florida Man here...


There's "welcome to Fark" meme potential here.
 
2018-10-05 12:22:31 AM  

minorshan: Theaetetus: The Third Man: [img.fark.net image 320x180]

Check out dude on the left.  Folks, we've just about reached peak Florida Man here...

Do you want to walk into the middle of a meth-fueled brawl?

I want to call the police.

And if I see an opening, sure do what I can. Like slowly drive my vehicle right into the melee in an attempt to break it up.

I'm no Internet tough guy. I'm  a 37 year old, 5'4" woman who has been in a few scuffles and has a hard time standing by.


I carry a shovel and axe in my trunk, mostly because I live in fire and forest territory.  An axe to cut trees blocking the road, and a shovel to put out small fires.   Both have been useful in the past few years.  Have you tried carrying those in your car?  I imagine an angry lady holding an axe would break up a fight real quick.
 
2018-10-05 12:29:48 AM  
MY MAN AIN'T YOUR BABY DADDY!
 
2018-10-05 12:30:19 AM  

Natalie Portmanteau: The Third Man: [img.fark.net image 320x180]

Check out dude on the left.  Folks, we've just about reached peak Florida Man here...

We should just be happy hes not jacking off.


Not yet, but tonight he won't have to look at porn.
 
2018-10-05 12:34:25 AM  

minorshan: Theaetetus: minorshan: Like slowly drive my vehicle right into the melee in an attempt to break it up.

Good way to get aggravated assault and child endangerment charges (there was an 11 year old in the thick of things).

Probably. I am talking inching my vehicle in. And if the parents wouldn't want to press charges, it's kinda moot,

That being said, in all probability I'd call the police and try and get inbetween the kids and the attacker. I'd rather I get beat up than them.

Whatever, it's all armchair quarterbacking until you're in the shiat.


Fark you you farking pogue! You've never been in the shiat! Rafterman, Theaetetus thinks "bad Bush" is between a mamasans legs!

Now, me, I'm a field farker. I have the thousand yard stare...

Thousand yard stare?

Ya, all field farkers get it after being in the politics tabs too long....
 
2018-10-05 12:40:41 AM  
I think he's wearing one of these.

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2018-10-05 12:44:09 AM  
trump voters....
Jordan Klepper Asks Mississippi Trump Supporters About Brett Kavanaugh’s Sexual Assault Allegations
Youtube LDmrJHYpfmI
 
2018-10-05 12:45:57 AM  
"During the melee, a bystander is seen watching the attack and sipping from a fountain drink before walking away." (with guilty-of-stealing-my-heart mugshot)

Say what?  Did subby get turned on by someone or a reference I don't know?
 
2018-10-05 01:05:10 AM  

some_beer_drinker: trump voters....
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OMG. That's hillarifying.
 
2018-10-05 01:10:26 AM  
11-year-old girl dragged out of truck in brutal gas station attack
Youtube zM8H2Cdrz_c
 
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