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(TC Palm)   Activities at the liquor store include: 1) Shoppers browsing the wine selection, 2) Clerks re-stocking shelves, and 3) Women reenacting a "Dirty Dancing" scene   ( tcpalm.com) divider line
    More: Florida, Port St. Lucie, Florida Metropolitan Statistical Area, Port St. Lucie, Martin County, Florida, St. Lucie County, Florida, 24-year-old Cindy Barrientos, Woman, Jensen Beach, Florida, Patrick Swayze  
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2018-10-04 09:15:43 AM  
It's set in the summer of 1963 as Grey's character, Baby, falls in love with Johnny Castle, a dance instructor played by Swayze in one of the surprise hits from that era.

The movie features significant amounts of dancing.

It's not clear what scene they worked to re-enact.


I, an intrepid reporter for TCPalm on assignment to cover a breaking news story, was able through an intensive investigation to uncover significant amounts of information regarding the movie "Dirty Dancing," including the actual name of one of its stars, two of the character names, and the date in which it was set. I was not, however, able to determine by this breaking news story's deadline which one of dance scenes in the movie, which featured several, was actually the one that most directly affects my reporting. Stay tuned as I continue to plumb the depths of this Breaking News event; subscribe to my Twitter feed to get more updates in real time and follow me as I livetweetblog an upcoming visit to the liquor store in question.
 
2018-10-04 09:18:21 AM  
Sounds like they had the time of their lives.

/Nobody puts Baby Duck in a corner.
 
2018-10-04 09:19:24 AM  
Also: Good to see Will Greenlee is still doing what he does best.
 
2018-10-04 09:26:26 AM  
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2018-10-04 09:32:03 AM  
I must be going to the wrong liquor stores. Nothing like this ever happens in my home town.
 
2018-10-04 09:33:42 AM  
Failed coat hangar abortion consequences scene?
 
2018-10-04 09:39:02 AM  
....I would not be surprised to see this in my local liquor store.
 
2018-10-04 09:40:01 AM  
I thought this might be about my wife.

She does weird stuff and loves to dance.
 
2018-10-04 09:44:20 AM  
They were throwing pottery?
 
2018-10-04 09:45:30 AM  
I would have said to the cop, "I carried a watermelon"
 
2018-10-04 09:53:09 AM  

Pocket Ninja: I was not, however, able to determine by this breaking news story's deadline which one of dance scenes in the movie, which featured several, was actually the one that most directly affects my reporting.


It's possible that no one knew which scene they were trying to recreate because they were too farking drunk to walk straight (let alone dance in any recognizable way).

// who are we kidding
// it's the lift, and we all know it
// RIP Jerry Orbach, who shares my birthday (16 days!)
 
2018-10-04 09:56:10 AM  
For me, it's usually a reenactment of Robocop.
 
2018-10-04 09:57:36 AM  
Wine, at the grocery store? What black magic is this?
 
2018-10-04 09:59:49 AM  

flucto: Wine, at the grocery store? What black magic is this?


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2018-10-04 10:00:12 AM  
This is my stagger space, and this is your stagger space.
 
2018-10-04 10:02:25 AM  
The movie features significant amounts of dancing.

What is a significant amount of dancing?
 
2018-10-04 10:03:28 AM  
WHO WRITES LIKE THAT?
 
2018-10-04 10:04:28 AM  

Rapmaster2000: The movie features significant amounts of dancing.

What is a significant amount of dancing?


More than Michael Bay, less than Bollywood.
 
2018-10-04 10:04:40 AM  

steklo: flucto: Wine, at the grocery store? What black magic is this?

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Wayne Gretzky Estates?

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2018-10-04 10:05:28 AM  

Rapmaster2000: The movie features significant amounts of dancing.

What is a significant amount of dancing?


>5% deviation from the population mean in the tested sample is usually enough to call it significant.

// for certain studies, p-values of .01 or .001 might be preferable
// check with your PIs
 
2018-10-04 10:07:50 AM  
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2018-10-04 10:08:32 AM  
zoom zoom
...SFW maybe
 
2018-10-04 10:13:07 AM  

Rapmaster2000: The movie features significant amounts of dancing.

What is a significant amount of dancing?


I do not know, El Guapo.
 
2018-10-04 10:17:44 AM  
Is it me, or did that article not even mention why they were arrested?
Trespassing?
DUI?
Criminal mischief?
 
2018-10-04 10:19:00 AM  
No biggie. At my local AM--PM store, some woman came in one night and did a complete old fashioned strip routine while the cashier and I watched.
It was never the same playing the nickels machine after that.
 
2018-10-04 10:22:15 AM  
Eric Carmen - Hungry Eyes
Youtube 2ssCL292DQA


Did they play this song?
 
2018-10-04 10:23:20 AM  
Clerks. Dancing. Not Dirty.
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2018-10-04 10:24:28 AM  
Either this is dildoes, or it should have been.
 
2018-10-04 10:29:11 AM  
what the fark happened to the giggity tag
 
2018-10-04 10:35:08 AM  
Nobody puts Baby in the cooler.

(don't worry, I'm not quitting my day job)
 
2018-10-04 10:37:07 AM  
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2018-10-04 10:39:28 AM  

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2018-10-04 10:42:19 AM  
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2018-10-04 10:45:18 AM  

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2018-10-04 10:45:19 AM  
"Investigators say she got belligerent and didn't do as told."
Damn kids never do as told by authority figures.  Put your hands up on the hips, you have the right to remain at arms length.  Anything moves you do, can and will be used against you in a dance off.  It's the law in this town.
 
2018-10-04 10:54:30 AM  
There are a couple of (female) clerks at my local provisions store that I wouldn't mind seeing do that.

/ just sayin'
 
2018-10-04 11:00:48 AM  
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2018-10-04 11:13:44 AM  
I tried dirty dancing once...people three bleach on me.  Guess it was too dirty ( ._.)
 
2018-10-04 11:14:02 AM  

guestguy: I tried dirty dancing once...people three bleach on me.  Guess it was too dirty ( ._.)


*threw
 
2018-10-04 11:15:32 AM  

flucto: Wine, at the grocery store? What black magic is this?


As much as I hate Kalifornia, the grocery stores even sell booze, too!
 
2018-10-04 11:15:53 AM  
"The movie features significant amounts of dancing."

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2018-10-04 11:21:01 AM  

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she cleans up nicely...
 
2018-10-04 11:31:52 AM  

guestguy: I tried dirty dancing once...people three bleach on me.  Guess it was too dirty ( ._.)


Anyone can dirty dance.  Very few people should dirty dance.   Lesson learned.
 
2018-10-04 12:00:09 PM  

Phelon Hardtimes: guestguy: I tried dirty dancing once...people three bleach on me.  Guess it was too dirty ( ._.)

Anyone can dirty dance.  Very few people should dirty dance.   Lesson learned.


Wait...what does that have to do with me?

....ohhhh.
 
2018-10-04 12:09:11 PM  
The Liquor Store Dance
1.  Electric slide into the store
2.  Waltz down the aisle
3.  Get a top shelf bottle doing Thriller(Do the worm for tequila)
4.  Congo line to pay
5.  River dance or moon walk out.
Are Flash mobs still a thing?
 
2018-10-04 12:13:11 PM  

Rapmaster2000: The movie features significant amounts of dancing.

What is a significant amount of dancing?


It actually borders on various dangerous degrees of dancing, which can, in turn, lead to catastrophic levels of dancing. If you have children, especially babies, I suggest seeking shelter in the corner.
 
2018-10-04 12:16:58 PM  
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Obviously it was the watermelon carrying scene.
 
2018-10-04 12:35:27 PM  
They had the time of their lives and they owe it all to booze!
 
2018-10-04 12:57:15 PM  

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Obviously it was the watermelon carrying scene.


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2018-10-04 01:05:43 PM  
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They would've been left alone if they were doing a scene from Lambada, the Forbidden Dance.
 
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