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(Action News Jacksonville)   If you're going to meet another man on the Adam2Adam app, make sure it's in a private location. Not on one of the biggest college campuses in the state. Especially if you're a dean of students   ( actionnewsjax.com) divider line
    More: Florida, Sexual intercourse, University, Dr. Mark Tumeo, Human sexual behavior, sex act, North Florida dean, Oral sex, UNF police report  
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2018-10-03 01:05:30 PM  
I was gonna say, "..why not? It's perfectly acceptable to meet whomever you want, as long as you're not somehow breaking the law ..." and then I read the article.

The issue isn't "he met a man on a college campus," but "he got caught farking another guy in a public stairwell on a college campus." He didn't resign because he was somehow outed, subby - he resigned because he couldn't resist blowing a guy in a public place and got caught by the cops.
 
2018-10-03 01:31:18 PM  
He puts the "unf" in UNF?
 
2018-10-03 01:35:36 PM  

FormlessOne: I was gonna say, "..why not? It's perfectly acceptable to meet whomever you want, as long as you're not somehow breaking the law ..." and then I read the article.

The issue isn't "he met a man on a college campus," but "he got caught farking another guy in a public stairwell on a college campus." He didn't resign because he was somehow outed, subby - he resigned because he couldn't resist blowing a guy in a public place and got caught by the cops.


Well that puts an entirely different light on the incident.
 
2018-10-03 01:36:20 PM  
Meeting someone is one thing.  Meeting them and blowing them is a little different.
 
2018-10-03 01:36:54 PM  
When questioned, Tumeo told police he was just there to talk to the man about his bat business, according to the report.

That's what he said!
 
2018-10-03 01:38:50 PM  
"You might say"
(•_•)
"That he..."
( •_•)>⌐■-■
"Blew it."
(⌐■_■)
YYYEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
 
2018-10-03 01:39:57 PM  
FTA

"According to a UNF police report, a soccer coach called police and told them he saw two individuals engaged in a sex act in a stairwell adjacent to the stadium's press box at 5 p.m. on Oct. 2. "

Mr Soccer coach here needs to mind his own business. "Snitches, get stitches" where I'm from.

Now the Dean's life is ruined.
 
2018-10-03 01:41:07 PM  
Just tying my shoe and next thing I know... Best excuse ...EVER!
:D
 
2018-10-03 01:41:10 PM  
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2018-10-03 01:41:36 PM  
NO, don't have sex on a stairwell (public stairwell).
 
2018-10-03 01:41:48 PM  
Tying his shoe before climbing the stairs, because safety, lost his balance and his mouth fell right on the other guy's penis.
It could happen to anyone really.
 
2018-10-03 01:42:24 PM  
It's Adam4Adam. Subby sounds straight.
 
2018-10-03 01:43:28 PM  
Commissioner Gordon?
 
2018-10-03 01:44:08 PM  
(•_•) / ( •_•)>⌐■-■ / (⌐■_■)
You might say ChipNASA beat me to this joke a few minutes ago.
Dammit.
 
2018-10-03 01:44:11 PM  
No, no, he wasn't doing anything wrong in that stairwell.  He was trying to protect the other guy from the Terrible Secret of Space.  He was actually a Pusher Robot, pushing the other guy down the stairs to protect him from the Terrible Secret of Space.

PAK CHOOIE UNF
 
2018-10-03 01:44:14 PM  
FTFA: When questioned, Tumeo told police he was just there to talk to the man about his bat business, according to the report.

In a public stairwell and got caught. This seems to be the reason he resigned.
 
2018-10-03 01:45:48 PM  
Get a dorm room.
 
2018-10-03 01:46:05 PM  

SBinRR: Tying his shoe before climbing the stairs, because safety, lost his balance and his mouth fell right on the other guy's penis.
It could happen to anyone really.


"Million to one shot, Doc, million to one."
 
2018-10-03 01:47:36 PM  
What kind of killjoy calls the cops on any adults engaging in what seemingly looks like consensual sex?  I'll watch a blowjob any time of day.  It makes for good dinner stories.
 
2018-10-03 01:47:45 PM  
Of course he's in IT.
 
2018-10-03 01:48:14 PM  
there to talk to the man about his bat business

That's a euphemism you don't hear every day.
 
2018-10-03 01:48:20 PM  
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2018-10-03 01:48:45 PM  
steklo:Mr Soccer coach here needs to mind his own business. "Snitches, get stitches" where I'm from.

Gotta agree.  University employee here.  Probably come across someone having sex about every other year. (A lot of people have a library stacks thing, apparently).  Once.. pretty sure filming a pron scene.  Never crossed my mind to try and get them in trouble... just make some noise from a distance so they know someone's around, let people get on with their lives.
 
2018-10-03 01:48:57 PM  

FormlessOne: I was gonna say, "..why not? It's perfectly acceptable to meet whomever you want, as long as you're not somehow breaking the law ..." and then I read the article.

The issue isn't "he met a man on a college campus," but "he got caught farking another guy in a public stairwell on a college campus." He didn't resign because he was somehow outed, subby - he resigned because he couldn't resist blowing a guy in a public place and got caught by the cops.


This. Irrelevant the orientation but having sex in public isn't looked fondly upon.
 
2018-10-03 01:49:54 PM  
UNF? Go fighting pregnant strippers!
 
2018-10-03 01:50:13 PM  

mcsiegs: What kind of killjoy calls the cops on any adults engaging in what seemingly looks like consensual sex?  I'll watch a blowjob any time of day.  It makes for good dinner stories.


people in public.
 
2018-10-03 01:51:15 PM  
So we can assume he was Tumeoescent at the time?
 
2018-10-03 01:51:35 PM  

steklo: FTA

"According to a UNF police report, a soccer coach called police and told them he saw two individuals engaged in a sex act in a stairwell adjacent to the stadium's press box at 5 p.m. on Oct. 2. "

Mr Soccer coach here needs to mind his own business. "Snitches, get stitches" where I'm from.

Now the Dean's life is ruined.


You can't engage in sex acts in the public areas of your workplace during work hours.

It's a university. He was blowing a dude.

Couldn't they have just found a farking DESK somewhere?
 
2018-10-03 01:53:24 PM  
Isn't it usually *students* blowing the *Dean*? It's not like he needs better grades, does he?
 
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2018-10-03 01:53:44 PM  
"When questioned, Tumeo told police he was just there to talk to the man about his bat business"
wink wink nudge nudge say no more
 
2018-10-03 01:56:02 PM  
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2018-10-03 01:56:06 PM  
Sorry.  I thought this was the Adam 12 fan group
Got my Martin Milner fan fiction right here.
 
2018-10-03 01:59:32 PM  
He wouldn't have been caught if he wore a costume
Dean Pelton's Costumes
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2018-10-03 02:00:01 PM  

TheSubjunctive: steklo:Mr Soccer coach here needs to mind his own business. "Snitches, get stitches" where I'm from.

Gotta agree.  University employee here.  Probably come across someone having sex about every other year. (A lot of people have a library stacks thing, apparently).  Once.. pretty sure filming a pron scene.  Never crossed my mind to try and get them in trouble... just make some noise from a distance so they know someone's around, let people get on with their lives.


CSB

I was performing at a private party in our rock band's CD release party at the saxophonist's house in Pittsboro NC back in 1999.

It was the first time I was ever at his house. He gave me directions and I had to turn off a main road on to a dirt road, follow the dirt road to his house.

Because I don't like to be late and it was a chance for me to get there early to set up, party down and whatnot, I decided to leave extra early.

I pull down the dirt road and its getting really shady down there...I think I'm lost. I come to the end of the road and there is a house and a driveway. I park the car on the dirt road and I can see a car in the driveway.

A guy and girl come out of the house. They are fighting and yelling at one another. Next thing you know, he's bending her over the hood of the car and they are engaging in sex.

Was it a rape? Was it two consenting adults having a good time? I couldn't tell.

What to do?

I remained in my car, lit a joint and waited for them to finish.

By accident, I hit my horn.

The couple stops what they are doing and pull up their pants and run into the house.

Well, by now, the clock says 5pm and its the time I'm supposed to be there so I walk over to the house.

I knock on the door and the saxophonist opens and invites me in.

In the living room are the guy and girl from the hood of the car.

"Stek, I want to introduce you to my brother Carl and his girlfriend, Claire."

"I think we've already met, er, in the driveway."

Carl gets up to shake my hand.

"Oh That was you that beeped?" He asked.

"yeah, by accident, my elbow hit the horn, didn't mean to make a scene."

Claire chimes in. "I'm so embarrassed you had to see that."

The saxophonist is bewildered. "What happened in the driveway?"

Carl says; "we sorta waxed and polished the hood of your car"
 
2018-10-03 02:05:20 PM  

SBinRR: Tying his shoe before climbing the stairs, because safety, lost his balance and his mouth fell right on the other guy's penis.
It could happen to anyone really.


Well, anybody who's tumeoescent.

/A bit forced, isn't it?
//But definitely consensual
 
2018-10-03 02:07:12 PM  

steklo: TheSubjunctive: steklo:Mr Soccer coach here needs to mind his own business. "Snitches, get stitches" where I'm from.

Gotta agree.  University employee here.  Probably come across someone having sex about every other year. (A lot of people have a library stacks thing, apparently).  Once.. pretty sure filming a pron scene.  Never crossed my mind to try and get them in trouble... just make some noise from a distance so they know someone's around, let people get on with their lives.

CSB

I was performing at a private party in our rock band's CD release party at the saxophonist's house in Pittsboro NC back in 1999.

It was the first time I was ever at his house. He gave me directions and I had to turn off a main road on to a dirt road, follow the dirt road to his house.

Because I don't like to be late and it was a chance for me to get there early to set up, party down and whatnot, I decided to leave extra early.

I pull down the dirt road and its getting really shady down there...I think I'm lost. I come to the end of the road and there is a house and a driveway. I park the car on the dirt road and I can see a car in the driveway.

A guy and girl come out of the house. They are fighting and yelling at one another. Next thing you know, he's bending her over the hood of the car and they are engaging in sex.

Was it a rape? Was it two consenting adults having a good time? I couldn't tell.

What to do?

I remained in my car, lit a joint and waited for them to finish.

By accident, I hit my horn.

The couple stops what they are doing and pull up their pants and run into the house.

Well, by now, the clock says 5pm and its the time I'm supposed to be there so I walk over to the house.

I knock on the door and the saxophonist opens and invites me in.

In the living room are the guy and girl from the hood of the car.

"Stek, I want to introduce you to my brother Carl and his girlfriend, Claire."

"I think we've already met, er, in the driveway."

Carl gets up to shake my hand ...


At least you got a free theme for your second album out of it.
 
2018-10-03 02:07:36 PM  

HumanSVD: mcsiegs: What kind of killjoy calls the cops on any adults engaging in what seemingly looks like consensual sex?  I'll watch a blowjob any time of day.  It makes for good dinner stories.

people in public.


And?

Hey...guns are allowed in public.  I ain't callin the fuzz for someone getting an orgasm.
 
2018-10-03 02:11:04 PM  

Lochsteppe: At least you got a free theme for your second album out of it.


Sadly, I had to move to another state when my wife's job was transferred. So I wasn't around to make the 2nd CD with them.

I'm still in touch with the saxophonist and from time to time we laugh about his brother's wax job.
 
2018-10-03 02:15:21 PM  

Riothamus: You can't engage in sex acts in the public areas of your workplace during work hours.


Well, if it were me who witnessed this act in the stairway, I would've turned around and not said a word.
I know how to shut up.
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2018-10-03 02:23:08 PM  
adam2adam sounds like grindr for closeted christian men.
 
2018-10-03 02:24:54 PM  
Sounds like they had sex in a very uncomfortable place.

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"Like the backseat of a Volkswagen?"
 
2018-10-03 02:34:23 PM  
What a master batter product may look like.
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2018-10-03 02:34:43 PM  

steklo: A guy and girl come out of the house. They are fighting and yelling at one another. Next thing you know, he's bending her over the hood of the car and they are engaging in sex.

Was it a rape? Was it two consenting adults having a good time? I couldn't tell.


There was a couple who was like that working at the joint next door to mine when I was in scenic Boca Raton.  They'd leave work and argue and fight on the way to their car, often slapping each other, with the dude often holding her while she "struggled to get free."  The first time I saw it I walked over and said "Excuse me folks, what's going on here?" and was promptly and vehemently told to fark off by both of them.  Um, okay.

Next thing you know I get a call from someone saying "Hey, you gotta see this."  Sure enough, they were farking in their car in the parking lot.  Fine by me.

For months people would call me about a "sexual assault" happening in the parking lot.  I always said "First, if you think it's real call 911, not me.  Second, guy and girl look like <this>, right?  Yeah, thought so.  They're about to go into <car description> and fark their brains out.  Why don't I do anything about it?  Ain't our people and I'm not in charge of the farking parking lot.  If you don't like it don't farking watch or call 911."  Not a single person I knew of called 911.

Our management finally got sick of so many people watching the spectacle they called management of the joint next door, lol.

/The company the frisky couple worked at was ANC, as in Alamo, National and Car Temps.
 
2018-10-03 02:34:58 PM  
Adam2Adam?

Who's the dingus who missed the opportunity to call the app AdamAndSteve?
 
2018-10-03 02:47:37 PM  

Wonktnod: Adam2Adam?

Who's the dingus who missed the opportunity to call the app AdamAndSteve?


First of all, it's Adam4Adam. Secondly, A4A was started when it was still socially acceptable to disown your children or fire someone for being gay. AdamAndSteve is a little too obvious.
 
2018-10-03 02:49:41 PM  

steklo: Riothamus: You can't engage in sex acts in the public areas of your workplace during work hours.

Well, if it were me who witnessed this act in the stairway, I would've turned around and not said a word.
I know how to shut up.[img.fark.net image 480x360]


Shaddup shuttin-up, rabbit!
 
2018-10-03 02:50:29 PM  
I too have received oral sex in a stairwell on the campus of a Florida University, but I was a student with nothing to lose.
I didn't get caught, and didn't feel like I was at risk of getting caught.  I wonder if they have more cameras now or if this guy was careless about the spot he chose.
 
2018-10-03 02:51:35 PM  

Great_Milenko: adam2adam sounds like grindr for closeted christian men.


It's a legacy site from back before smartphones.

Frankly, I'm surprised someone actually hooked up on there without meth being involved.  Last time I checked it was pretty much tweakers all the way down.
 
2018-10-03 03:00:23 PM  
If you look for Mark Tumeo's political donations, he donates an awful lot to Republicans.  (Be sure to look at Mark Tumeo in Florida, and filter out the Mark Tumeo's in Arkansas and Ohio.)
Funny.
 
2018-10-03 03:10:43 PM  

NotThatGuyAgain: Not a single person I knew of called 911.


Yup. It's a fine line to call 911 on something one is not sure of.

there was a couple who would go out for "lunch" in our building's back 40 parking lot. The car would be going up and down and there was always the same people who would set their watches and look out the window.
 
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