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2018-10-02 10:35:31 AM  
Turner told Channel 9 on Monday that he was unaware that what he was doing was illegal and that he considers himself more of a jeweller.
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I would too
 
2018-10-02 10:51:12 AM  
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2018-10-02 11:37:40 AM  
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2018-10-02 04:26:39 PM  
Florida:  The grills were made from used Bud cans.
 
2018-10-02 04:27:16 PM  
Can he make those grills with fidget spinners?

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2018-10-02 04:27:55 PM  

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Stop it, you!  You're no raisin...
 
2018-10-02 04:30:34 PM  
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Chopper-coppers gonna be busy come the end of the month.

/drtfa
 
2018-10-02 04:34:14 PM  

colinspooky: Turner told Channel 9 on Monday that he was unaware that what he was doing was illegal and that he considers himself more of a jeweller.
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I would too


I can honestly see where the guy wouldn't have realized it was illegal. I hope that at some point during all of this they sat him down and explained exactly why this was considered illegal dentistry. (IE, things like this can actually mess with the alignment of your teeth or cut up your mouth depending on how it was made and if it was made improperly.)
 
2018-10-02 04:35:35 PM  
Seriously, making grillz isn't dentistry.. its manufacturing.
 
2018-10-02 04:38:00 PM  
Regulatory capture, ladies and gentlemen.

There was a good NPR Planet Money episode on tooth whitening services earlier this year.
 
2018-10-02 04:39:56 PM  

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Totally agree.  Very well said.
 
2018-10-02 04:40:51 PM  

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Exactly
 
2018-10-02 04:44:32 PM  
I have a hard time writing this. Imagine he made them from aluminum foil?
 
2018-10-02 04:44:34 PM  

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go on...
 
2018-10-02 04:44:46 PM  

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2018-10-02 04:45:27 PM  

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I was with you until "background: #f9f9fa" but then you totally lost me after that point.
 
2018-10-02 04:51:34 PM  

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Excuse me, Reginald... I DISAGREE!

/Might as well pile it on.
//This tread never stood a chance.
 
2018-10-02 04:52:21 PM  
His defense attorney stated the charges against his client lack any teeth.
 
2018-10-02 04:55:30 PM  
misterdonkeywhole:
Toxophil:
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Excuse me, Reginald... I DISAGREE!

/Might as well pile it on.
//This tread never stood a chance.


Not with the way to keep spinning the wheels!
 
2018-10-02 04:56:21 PM  

misterdonkeywhole: #tap-translate { all: initial; }@keyframes translation-button-slide { from { transform: translateX(100%); } to { trasnform: translateX(0); } }@keyframes fadein-background { from { opacity: 0; } to { opacity: 0.7; } }@keyframes fadeout-background { from { opacity: 0.7; } to { opacity: 0; } }@keyframes fadein-button { from { opacity: 0; } to { opacity: 1; } }@keyframes translation-slidein { from { transform: translateX(-50%) translateY(-100%); } to { trasnform: translateX(-50%) translateY(0); } }@keyframes translation-slideout { from { trasnform: translateX(-50%) translateY(0); } to { transform: translateX(-50%) translateY(-100%); } }@keyframes spinner { from { transform: rotateZ(0deg); } to { transform: rotateZ(360deg); } } #tap-translate *, #tap-translate *::before, #tap-translate *::after { box-sizing: border-box; } #tap-translate .container { position: absolute; top: 0; left: 0; font-size: 16px; font-family: sans-serif; line-height: 1.2; color: black; z-index: 1000000000; } #tap-translate .translation-button { animation-duration: 0.1s; animation-timing-function: linear; animation-fill-mode: forwards; display: flex; align-items: center; justify-content: center; cursor: pointer; background: #f9f9fa; box-shadow: 0 0 5px #ccccc6; user-select: none; -moz-user-select: none; } #tap-translate .translation-button:active { background: #e1e1e6; } #tap-translate .translation-button.m-corner { animation-name: translation-button-slide; position: fixed; top: 20px; right: 0; width: 70px; height: 50px; } #tap-translate .translation-button.m-corner .translation-button_image { width: 50px; height: 50px; } #tap-translate .translation-button.m-next-to { animation-name: fadein-button; position: absolute; border-radius: 50%; width: 40px; height: 40px; } #tap-translate .translation-button.m-next-to .translation-button_image { width: 35px; height: 35px; } #tap-translate .translation { position: fixed; } #tap-translate .translation.m-closing .translation_background { animation-name: fadeou ...


This
 
2018-10-02 04:57:39 PM  
For everyone's education with respect to the code vomit from misterdonkeywhole...

Thread from this weekend.
 
2018-10-02 05:08:37 PM  
Was that really Florida Man? He seemed pretty level headed, not what I expected from his looks.
 
2018-10-02 05:12:44 PM  

misterrperrfect: misterdonkeywhole: #tap-translate { all: initial; }@keyframes translation-button-slide { from { transform: translateX(100%); } to { trasnform: translateX(0); } }@keyframes fadein-background { from { opacity: 0; } to { opacity: 0.7; } }@keyframes fadeout-background { from { opacity: 0.7; } to { opacity: 0; } }@keyframes fadein-button { from { opacity: 0; } to { opacity: 1; } }@keyframes translation-slidein { from { transform: translateX(-50%) translateY(-100%); } to { trasnform: translateX(-50%) translateY(0); } }@keyframes translation-slideout { from { trasnform: translateX(-50%) translateY(0); } to { transform: translateX(-50%) translateY(-100%); } }@keyframes spinner { from { transform: rotateZ(0deg); } to { transform: rotateZ(360deg); } } #tap-translate *, #tap-translate *::before, #tap-translate *::after { box-sizing: border-box; } #tap-translate .container { position: absolute; top: 0; left: 0; font-size: 16px; font-family: sans-serif; line-height: 1.2; color: black; z-index: 1000000000; } #tap-translate .translation-button { animation-duration: 0.1s; animation-timing-function: linear; animation-fill-mode: forwards; display: flex; align-items: center; justify-content: center; cursor: pointer; background: #f9f9fa; box-shadow: 0 0 5px #ccccc6; user-select: none; -moz-user-select: none; } #tap-translate .translation-button:active { background: #e1e1e6; } #tap-translate .translation-button.m-corner { animation-name: translation-button-slide; position: fixed; top: 20px; right: 0; width: 70px; height: 50px; } #tap-translate .translation-button.m-corner .translation-button_image { width: 50px; height: 50px; } #tap-translate .translation-button.m-next-to { animation-name: fadein-button; position: absolute; border-radius: 50%; width: 40px; height: 40px; } #tap-translate .translation-button.m-next-to .translation-button_image { width: 35px; height: 35px; } #tap-translate .translation { position: fixed; } #tap-translate .translation.m-closing .translation_background { ani ...


Ditto
 
2018-10-02 05:20:17 PM  
So, Bear Grillz is OK right?
 
2018-10-02 05:21:29 PM  

guestguy: For everyone's education with respect to the code vomit from misterdonkeywhole...

Thread from this weekend.


So now you just... drop that into any old thread? Is there something that should prompt it?
 
2018-10-02 05:23:28 PM  
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2018-10-02 05:26:13 PM  
Tricking the pharm into thinking you're a dentist would get you some great drugs.  "I'm doing 87 procedures this week so I need all the nitrous oxide you have.  And some Valiums too."
 
2018-10-02 05:28:45 PM  
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2018-10-02 05:43:08 PM  
Here in Santa Fe, we had "El Dentista". Practicing dentistry without a license, operating out of a van, using many tools purchased from the hardware store. I think he's been arrested a bunch of times, now in prison.
 
2018-10-02 06:00:32 PM  

Super Chronic: guestguy: For everyone's education with respect to the code vomit from misterdonkeywhole...

Thread from this weekend.

So now you just... drop that into any old thread? Is there something that should prompt it?


*shrugs*

Maybe he ran into the same issue...or maybe he's just lazy.
 
2018-10-02 07:43:43 PM  
Something something Mack-teague.
 
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