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(Albuquerque Journal)   Sunspot observatory was shut down due to child pornography. Well, that explains the blackhawk helicopter   ( abqjournal.com) divider line
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2018-09-19 09:13:09 PM  
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2018-09-19 09:16:54 PM  
Black hole son?
 
2018-09-19 09:26:49 PM  
won't you come
 
2018-09-19 09:30:45 PM  

medius: won't you come


won't you cum?
 
2018-09-19 09:36:28 PM  
crass.
 
2018-09-19 09:40:51 PM  
They should have stuck to white dwarves.
 
2018-09-19 09:58:46 PM  
An investigation by the FBI revealed that a janitor is the main suspect in the search,

Ok, I was willing to accept this explanation until you tried to blame it on the damn janitor.  Pathetic
 
2018-09-19 10:00:10 PM  
The secret is that they were alien children.
 
2018-09-19 10:47:38 PM  
Weren't some people claiming there were child sex colonies on Mars?
 
2018-09-19 10:57:56 PM  

Riche: Weren't some people claiming there were child sex colonies on Mars?


Well Mars is no place to raise your kids
 
2018-09-20 01:44:38 AM  

Justin Beaver: Riche: Weren't some people claiming there were child sex colonies on Mars?

Well Mars is no place to raise your kids


Damn right. In fact, I've heard tell that it's cold as hell.
 
2018-09-20 01:53:51 AM  
The FBI decided to shut down the facility after the chief observer became concerned for his personal safety when the janitor said there was a serial killer in the area and was fearful that the killer might "enter the facility and execute someone."

Wouldn't arresting the janitor been enough? Still not clear on why they needed to shut the whole place down.
 
2018-09-20 03:06:56 AM  
I live in Southern NM, the other story reported was large sc as le theft of $15,000 equipment that could be used nefariously.  I bought that.  The fact that other reasons are popping out.  Nah. Neither is the truth.
 
2018-09-20 03:09:13 AM  

fusillade762: The FBI decided to shut down the facility after the chief observer became concerned for his personal safety when the janitor said there was a serial killer in the area and was fearful that the killer might "enter the facility and execute someone."

Wouldn't arresting the janitor been enough? Still not clear on why they needed to shut the whole place down.


Might have been for crime scene processing. He did have keys to the entire place.
 
2018-09-20 03:11:17 AM  
Nah best believe the government on this one. They ALWAYS send in the black helicopters when the janitor downloads porn.

Each and everytime

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2018-09-20 03:12:38 AM  

assalon5: Nah best believe the government on this one. They ALWAYS send in the black helicopters when the janitor downloads porn.

Each and everytime

/Species Gork222a approves this message


Killary's Klan Kabal had to whisk the guy back to the pizzeria basement due to a babysitting emergency.
 
2018-09-20 03:14:29 AM  
I bet the aliens called in the threats that shut the place down so they could do a flyby without being seen. The janitor is being set up! (For the threats, not the porno.)
 
2018-09-20 03:16:38 AM  

Iamos: Justin Beaver: Riche: Weren't some people claiming there were child sex colonies on Mars?

Well Mars is no place to raise your kids

Damn right. In fact, I've heard tell that it's cold as hell.


That's good for keeping the nipples hard.
 
2018-09-20 03:17:36 AM  
So, this is the new "Area 51?"
 
2018-09-20 03:17:55 AM  
Sounds like all the evidence against the janitor was supplied by one person.
"What's that FBI? You think someone is looking at child porn? Now that you mention it, I saw an open laptop with child porn on it. It must have been the janitor."
FBI takes the laptop.
"Boy! You guys should see how mad the janitor is! Really mad you guys took that laptop."
"You know what? He's so mad he's making threats and acting crazy. Maybe you guys could just arrest this super crazy janitor and we can all move on."
 
2018-09-20 03:18:43 AM  

Naido: An investigation by the FBI revealed that a janitor is the main suspect in the search,

Ok, I was willing to accept this explanation until you tried to blame it on the damn janitor.  Pathetic


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2018-09-20 03:19:21 AM  

Riche: Weren't some people claiming there were child sex colonies on Mars?


I think that was an episode of South Park.
 
2018-09-20 03:23:52 AM  

AbuHashish: So, this is the new "Area 51?"


They now call it Area 52 now sheesh are you on dialup? Keep up
 
2018-09-20 03:28:05 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: Riche: Weren't some people claiming there were child sex colonies on Mars?

I think that was an episode of South Park.


Nah, it's labor camps and it's a long running claim of some guy. The government has teleportation technology, he knows because he was used as forced labor on Mars when he was a boy. That's where he met Barack Obama.
 
2018-09-20 03:42:27 AM  

fusillade762: The FBI decided to shut down the facility after the chief observer became concerned for his personal safety when the janitor said there was a serial killer in the area and was fearful that the killer might "enter the facility and execute someone."

Wouldn't arresting the janitor been enough? Still not clear on why they needed to shut the whole place down.


Why waste the opportunity to fark up some science?
 
2018-09-20 03:44:51 AM  
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2018-09-20 03:47:59 AM  
This place was obviously using an alias, Comet Pizza.
 
2018-09-20 03:57:38 AM  

fusillade762: The FBI decided to shut down the facility after the chief observer became concerned for his personal safety when the janitor said there was a serial killer in the area and was fearful that the killer might "enter the facility and execute someone."

Wouldn't arresting the janitor been enough? Still not clear on why they needed to shut the whole place down.


They also evacuated the surrounding town.
 
2018-09-20 04:01:06 AM  
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Maybe the janitor knows something
 
2018-09-20 04:10:41 AM  
They had a security guy ( I heard) here at the plant that worked for the contractor that they hired that was accessing child porn on the company internet.  They didn't have the guy arrested because they didn't want a big deal made of it because they "couldn't prove it was him".  Hell, I can't go to half the sites that Fark links to.  I don't know how the hell this guy did that.
 
2018-09-20 04:22:07 AM  
Was the facility alerted to the download of this salacious material by a sudden spike in the readings recorded by their highly sensitive digital pornograph?
 
2018-09-20 04:22:26 AM  

fusillade762: The FBI decided to shut down the facility after the chief observer became concerned for his personal safety when the janitor said there was a serial killer in the area and was fearful that the killer might "enter the facility and execute someone."

Wouldn't arresting the janitor been enough? Still not clear on why they needed to shut the whole place down.


What if it was alien children he was looking at?

Maybe...
Billy Thorpe - Children of the Sun
Youtube 8VZC5vFVJJY
 
2018-09-20 04:22:37 AM  

Sean VasDeferens: fusillade762: The FBI decided to shut down the facility after the chief observer became concerned for his personal safety when the janitor said there was a serial killer in the area and was fearful that the killer might "enter the facility and execute someone."

Wouldn't arresting the janitor been enough? Still not clear on why they needed to shut the whole place down.

They also evacuated the surrounding town.


What the fark?
 
2018-09-20 04:34:16 AM  

Iamos: Justin Beaver: Riche: Weren't some people claiming there were child sex colonies on Mars?

Well Mars is no place to raise your kids

Damn right. In fact, I've heard tell that it's cold as hell.


And there's no one there to raise them, if you did.
 
2018-09-20 04:35:37 AM  
This sounds like the plot of an episode from a Columbo reboot.
 
2018-09-20 04:51:09 AM  

Sean VasDeferens: fusillade762: The FBI decided to shut down the facility after the chief observer became concerned for his personal safety when the janitor said there was a serial killer in the area and was fearful that the killer might "enter the facility and execute someone."

Wouldn't arresting the janitor been enough? Still not clear on why they needed to shut the whole place down.

They also evacuated the surrounding town.


Citation neede---

The Sunspot Post Office also was evacuated, along with about 12 to 15 residents living in the small unincorporated community, the Alamogordo Daily News reported.

Oh. Uhm... what the fark?
 
2018-09-20 05:07:37 AM  
Maybe there was some dumbass new researcher there who looked directly at the sun and went blind, then tried to cover up his dumbassery by saying "no, it was because I was masturbating" and he happened to have a picture of his newborn son in the bathtub where he weewee was visible.

Or some janitor was just jackin' it to kiddie porn.
 
2018-09-20 05:08:01 AM  
Agents say the chief observer believed the laptop belonged to a research student and didn't report it at the time because he was "distracted by an urgent matter within the facility."

What the blazes was that clod thinking? He didn't report it until a few months later? I think he might be an accomplice.
 
2018-09-20 05:20:01 AM  
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"Child pornography, riiiiight" "Snicker"
 
2018-09-20 05:21:40 AM  

bingethinker: The secret is that they were alien children.


I didn't know facehugger porn was a thing.

/absolutely not GISing that
 
2018-09-20 05:24:54 AM  
How is pornography better if observed through a telescope?
 
2018-09-20 05:25:34 AM  

Smoking GNU: bingethinker: The secret is that they were alien children.

I didn't know facehugger porn was a thing.

/absolutely not GISing that


So very tempting
 
2018-09-20 05:26:06 AM  
Agents say the chief observer believed the laptop belonged to a research student and didn't report it at the time because he was "distracted by an urgent matter within the facility."

Aliens?  Solar flares?  Etc, etc,
 
2018-09-20 05:32:36 AM  

Interceptor1: Agents say the chief observer believed the laptop belonged to a research student and didn't report it at the time because he was "distracted by an urgent matter within the facility."

What the blazes was that clod thinking? He didn't report it until a few months later? I think he might be an accomplice.


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2018-09-20 05:34:39 AM  

Smoking GNU: bingethinker: The secret is that they were alien children.
I didn't know facehugger porn was a thing.


It is. It's a sub-genre of impregnation porn.
/Why do I know this?
//Kill me
 
2018-09-20 05:46:57 AM  

pup.socket: How is pornography better if observed through a telescope?


That naughty crab nebula will reveal the source of the crabs.
 
2018-09-20 05:50:31 AM  
Are there any janitors out there that are not cray cray?
 
2018-09-20 06:07:29 AM  
Even for bad cover stories, this is really bad.
 
2018-09-20 06:07:44 AM  

Ed Grubermann: Smoking GNU: bingethinker: The secret is that they were alien children.
I didn't know facehugger porn was a thing.

It is. It's a sub-genre of impregnation porn.
/Why do I know this?
//Kill me


At least you don't know that there's an alien ovipositor dildo that holds several injectable silicone "eggs" for people with a Xenopmorph fetish.

So as long as nobody tells you about that, you should be safe from further internet weirdness.
 
2018-09-20 06:08:34 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: Sean VasDeferens: fusillade762: The FBI decided to shut down the facility after the chief observer became concerned for his personal safety when the janitor said there was a serial killer in the area and was fearful that the killer might "enter the facility and execute someone."

Wouldn't arresting the janitor been enough? Still not clear on why they needed to shut the whole place down.

They also evacuated the surrounding town.

Citation neede---

The Sunspot Post Office also was evacuated, along with about 12 to 15 residents living in the small unincorporated community, the Alamogordo Daily News reported.

Oh. Uhm... what the fark?


This will (probably rightly) be food for the conspiritorologists.

Does sound weird and the limited info, whilst huge response, makes one wonder.
 
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