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(Daily Mail)   Forensic official who was fired after authorities discovered a refrigerated truck with multiple corpses inside now admits there's a second trailer containing 144 bodies, which is literally gross   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2018-09-19 09:53:17 PM  
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Well at least now we know how Kylie Jenner was able to make so much money last year ???
 
2018-09-19 10:40:56 PM  
We all like to sit back and crack open a cold one, but this guy has a real problem.
 
2018-09-20 12:29:41 AM  
That's a long goddamn walk for a really lame pun. 10/10
 
2018-09-20 12:32:46 AM  
During air traffic control training, we had a run of users who would fly over to the nearby uncontroled municipal field with self serve punps that were $1.44 cheaper. I said "that make gross sense" and my supervisor slowly turned to me and said "that was either the best or worst pun I've ever heard".
 
2018-09-20 12:33:06 AM  
I was told there would be no math
 
2018-09-20 12:34:52 AM  
these are the same people farkers cry over. let them in, let them in. pin heads.
 
2018-09-20 12:35:56 AM  
Damn.

He is like those postpersons who take undeliverable mail home with them.
 
2018-09-20 12:36:54 AM  

wildcardjack: During air traffic control training, we had a run of users who would fly over to the nearby uncontroled municipal field with self serve punps that were $1.44 cheaper. I said "that make gross sense" and my supervisor slowly turned to me and said "that was either the best or worst pun I've ever heard".


There is no best or worst. There is only pub.
 
2018-09-20 12:37:45 AM  

El Borscht: wildcardjack: During air traffic control training, we had a run of users who would fly over to the nearby uncontroled municipal field with self serve punps that were $1.44 cheaper. I said "that make gross sense" and my supervisor slowly turned to me and said "that was either the best or worst pun I've ever heard".

There is no best or worst. There is only pub.


Or "pun", rather
 
2018-09-20 12:42:55 AM  

sinko swimo: these are the same people farkers cry over. let them in, let them in. pin heads.


I'm actually pretty okay with allowing people fleeing from the current drug cartel violence to take refuge in America. But I'm also somebody with empathy towards my fellow human beings.
 
2018-09-20 12:45:20 AM  
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2018-09-20 12:46:04 AM  
HLOTY territory, Subs.

/ month anyway
 
2018-09-20 12:49:31 AM  
I also came here to say this HOTY material.
 
2018-09-20 12:49:50 AM  
So, maybe I shouldn't order the Jalisco chicken dish at my favorite Mex. restaurant 'till this blows over?
 
2018-09-20 12:55:07 AM  
i wish fark had a toe tag
 
2018-09-20 12:55:21 AM  

sex_and_drugs_for_ian: HLOTY territory, Subs.

/ month anyway


Neither.

However, if the word "literally" wasn't in the headline, then yes. By adding "literally" it's like explaining the joke, which is a fail. She close to greatness, but missed.
 
2018-09-20 12:57:24 AM  
Nice headline, smitty.

In other news, 16,000 murders in six months is astonishing. It's more akin to civil war.

Mind you, as it was reported in the Daily Mail, I now doubt the existence of Mexico.
 
2018-09-20 12:57:58 AM  
Forensic official?
Why was a captain of a debate team hired for the job?
 
2018-09-20 12:59:25 AM  
Mexican forensic chief who was fired over refrigerated truck that had 157 corpses inside reveals there is a SECOND trailer containing 144 bodies because the morgues are overflowing with murder victims

'Cos the best way to clear a backlog of work is to fire the people trained to do that work, rather than hire more workers.

/"No, no, dig UP, stupid!"
 
2018-09-20 01:08:18 AM  

Tom-Servo: sex_and_drugs_for_ian: HLOTY territory, Subs.

/ month anyway

Neither.

However, if the word "literally" wasn't in the headline, then yes. By adding "literally" it's like explaining the joke, which is a fail. She close to greatness, but missed.


Heisenberg joke principle. Something can't be both funny and explained simultaneously. If you explain a joke it ceases to be funny; it ceases to even be a joke.
 
2018-09-20 01:09:45 AM  
It was a refrigerated trailer. So, it probably smelt like a Farker's fridge without the five year old box of baking soda in the back.
 
2018-09-20 01:10:45 AM  
Goodfellas imitates life inmates Goodfellas.

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2018-09-20 01:26:37 AM  

Tom-Servo: sex_and_drugs_for_ian: HLOTY territory, Subs.

/ month anyway


Neither.

However, if the word "literally" wasn't in the headline, then yes. By adding "literally" it's like explaining the joke, which is a fail... close to greatness, but missed.

.
I edited it down to my own liking (thought it'd be rude to post earlier, but since you've given me this window) with a couple redundancies removed:

Forensic official fired after authorities discovered a refrigerated truck with multiple corpses, now admits to a second trailer containing 144 bodies...which is literally gross


I happen to like the 'literally' being in there though.

It's the punch-line.The flower squirting you in the face...
 
2018-09-20 01:31:29 AM  

sex_and_drugs_for_ian: Tom-Servo: sex_and_drugs_for_ian: HLOTY territory, Subs.

/ month anyway

Neither.

However, if the word "literally" wasn't in the headline, then yes. By adding "literally" it's like explaining the joke, which is a fail... close to greatness, but missed.

.
I edited it down to my own liking (thought it'd be rude to post earlier, but since you've given me this window) with a couple redundancies removed:

Forensic official fired after authorities discovered a refrigerated truck with multiple corpses, now admits to a second trailer containing 144 bodies...which is literally gross


I happen to like the 'literally' being in there though.

It's the punch-line.The flower squirting you in the face...


How about "Forensic official fired after admitting that the number of corpses in a previously-discovered refrigerated truck was a gross under-estimate."
 
2018-09-20 01:35:13 AM  

Prof. Frink: sex_and_drugs_for_ian: Tom-Servo: sex_and_drugs_for_ian: HLOTY territory, Subs.

/ month anyway

Neither.

However, if the word "literally" wasn't in the headline, then yes. By adding "literally" it's like explaining the joke, which is a fail... close to greatness, but missed.

.
I edited it down to my own liking (thought it'd be rude to post earlier, but since you've given me this window) with a couple redundancies removed:

Forensic official fired after authorities discovered a refrigerated truck with multiple corpses, now admits to a second trailer containing 144 bodies...which is literally gross


I happen to like the 'literally' being in there though.

It's the punch-line.The flower squirting you in the face...

How about "Forensic official fired after admitting that the number of corpses in a previously-discovered refrigerated truck was a gross under-estimate."


Don't get me wrong. I like it.

But how's that going to play in Peoria?

/ it's needs the "literally"
 
2018-09-20 01:37:50 AM  
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2018-09-20 01:38:43 AM  
Trust me, stop watching after the fourth season.

Seriously, trust me.
 
2018-09-20 01:49:49 AM  
Where was he supposed to store them?  Propped up in the waiting room with a numbered ticket stapled to their toe tag?
 
2018-09-20 01:55:29 AM  
How can the murder rate be so high? Mexico bans guns.
 
2018-09-20 02:25:47 AM  

sex_and_drugs_for_ian: How about "Forensic official fired after admitting that the number of corpses in a previously-discovered refrigerated truck was a gross under-estimate."

Don't get me wrong. I like it.  But how's that going to play in Peoria?


You made the right choice, sex_and_drugs_for_ian...(imho)  A joke that hits a wider audience is better than a 'perfect' joke that is only caught by a few.
 
2018-09-20 02:29:03 AM  

Man with the Red Eyes: Where was he supposed to store them?  Propped up in the waiting room with a numbered ticket. ..?


Meh. Its been done,

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2018-09-20 03:03:14 AM  
Is it still a refridgerated trailer if it's not connected to a truck and not actually cooling stuff anymore as it had been abandoned somewhere?
 
2018-09-20 03:12:39 AM  

wildcardjack: During air traffic control training, we had a run of users who would fly over to the nearby uncontroled municipal field with self serve punps that were $1.44 cheaper. I said "that make gross sense" and my supervisor slowly turned to me and said "that was either the best or worst pun I've ever heard".


As a GA pilot, I've found that GA pilots are cheap mofos, all puns aside. They think they are "sticking it to the man" by going out of the way to save $40 or whatever. Some of them prefer writing off their plane by landing in trees rather than paying for the next fill up if it's 50 cents more per gallon than the place they just passed.
 
2018-09-20 03:19:14 AM  

sinko swimo: these are the same people farkers cry over. let them in, let them in. pin heads.


If they'd been in America, it's true the cartels couldn't have murdered them.

Or did you mean the jackhole who stashed the bodies in the warehouse? It's unlikely he'd be seeking asylum.

Who ARE you talking about, exactly?
 
2018-09-20 04:17:24 AM  

Russ1642: Tom-Servo: sex_and_drugs_for_ian: HLOTY territory, Subs.

/ month anyway

Neither.

However, if the word "literally" wasn't in the headline, then yes. By adding "literally" it's like explaining the joke, which is a fail. She close to greatness, but missed.

Heisenberg joke principle. Something can't be both funny and explained simultaneously. If you explain a joke it ceases to be funny; it ceases to even be a joke.


I'm calling BS. I refer to what is known as Gene Masseth's Law: Explaining a joke always makes it funnier.

/Always
//That's the joke
 
2018-09-20 06:09:29 AM  

Weatherkiss: sinko swimo: these are the same people farkers cry over. let them in, let them in. pin heads.

I'm actually pretty okay with allowing people fleeing from the current drug cartel violence to take refuge in America. But I'm also somebody with empathy towards my fellow human beings.


Know the difference between people fleeing cartel violence, and those perpetrating it.  It's not the people who flee violence who cause these kinds of situations to happen, but the sick individuals who see people as problems that are better disposed as.  Our Nazi Farkers who don't want to help these poor people are far more likely to become mass murderers than the refugees who flee mass murderers.
 
2018-09-20 08:23:38 AM  

lucksi: Is it still a refridgerated trailer if it's not connected to a truck and not actually cooling stuff anymore as it had been abandoned somewhere?


The refrigerator part of the trailer is mounted on the trailer itself.  The tractor pulling it isn't doing anymore for the trailer if it's any other kind of trailer.  The trailer has it's owner power source that can be filled and maintained.  When they let it run out of fuel is when it gets bad.
 
2018-09-20 08:54:00 AM  

winedrinkingman: Weatherkiss: sinko swimo: these are the same people farkers cry over. let them in, let them in. pin heads.

I'm actually pretty okay with allowing people fleeing from the current drug cartel violence to take refuge in America. But I'm also somebody with empathy towards my fellow human beings.

Know the difference between people fleeing cartel violence, and those perpetrating it.  It's not the people who flee violence who cause these kinds of situations to happen, but the sick individuals who see people as problems that are better disposed as.  Our Nazi Farkers who don't want to help these poor people are far more likely to become mass murderers than the refugees who flee mass murderers.


Among the groups fleeing the Russians in WWII were avowed Nazis. They hid among the civilian population. So it goes.
 
2018-09-20 11:54:16 AM  
Proof that car hops are lazy
 
2018-09-20 11:57:52 AM  
As long at they don't try to drive under the 11'8" overpass, that would be doubly gross
 
2018-09-20 03:07:59 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: Mexican forensic chief who was fired over refrigerated truck that had 157 corpses inside reveals there is a SECOND trailer containing 144 bodies because the morgues are overflowing with murder victims

'Cos the best way to clear a backlog of work is to fire the people trained to do that work, rather than hire more workers.

/"No, no, dig UP, stupid!"


The important thing isn't clearing the backlog, it's avoiding the blame.  Hence, find a scapegoat.
 
2018-09-20 08:10:20 PM  
You know what's grosser than finding a trailer with 144 dead bodies in it?

Finding one with 144 dead bodies and one live one trying to eat its way out.
 
2018-09-21 10:08:10 AM  
Today I learned there are industry standards on how many deceased persons can be stored in a semi-trailer.
 
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